An odd request - or "help me, I've been caught cheating"

[twoblues]

Long story short, I had an affair last summer. Four visits with this one lady and that was that.

Now, I got a phone call from her husband who "found out about me, etc..." and he has all the emails I sent her (silly girl for not deleting them).

Anyways, he told me the whole story about the woman, yada yada...in the end he gave me a strange ultimatum to tell my wife that I cheated on her or he will do it himself (self-righteous prick).


So, he is going to be expecting a phone call from my wife (or he'll try contacting her) to guarantee that I told her.


My request/question is (morality of what i did aside), do you think I can fool him?


Could I pay any escort here (full rates) for her to pretend to be my wife and do a bit of acting on my behalf? I would provide the details/backstory and a burner cell phone (or I'll use my own). Does this sound like a workable solution?

 

[jesuschrist]

Long story short, I had an affair last summer. Four visits with this one lady and that was that.

Now, I got a phone call from her husband who "found out about me, etc..." and he has all the emails I sent her (silly girl for not deleting them).

Anyways, he told me the whole story about the woman, yada yada...in the end he gave me a strange ultimatum to tell my wife that I cheated on her or he will do it himself (self-righteous prick).


So, he is going to be expecting a phone call from my wife (or he'll try contacting her) to guarantee that I told her.


My request/question is (morality of what i did aside), do you think I can fool him?


Could I pay any escort here (full rates) for her to pretend to be my wife and do a bit of acting on my behalf? I would provide the details/backstory and a burner cell phone (or I'll use my own). Does this sound like a workable solution?

If you get the SP to call him, you need to fake the phone number on the call display. There's a few services that do that. Google it.

The better way is for him to call your wife at a number he thinks will reach her. Hopefully that is your home phone. So then call forward that phone to the SP phone. Unfortunately, you'll have to nail down the time to make it feasible.

The best way is to show up at his house with some big friends and baseball bats ... and don't hit him, just tell him that you wouldn't appreciate his behaviour while your friends are standing around him.

 

[wet_suit_one]

Holy fuck. You can't make this shit up can you?

I think there's a book deal or movie here.

Keep us writers informed!

 

[twoblues]

Do you really care if you get caught? If so do your best to wing it and get a lady to call. If you pick an SP make sure she is about the same age as your wife. No 20 year hottie is going to sound like a 50 year old house wife.

Well, I do care if he actually does contact my wife. My marriage would survive it, but the "trust would be gone" or something.

On a side note, my wife said to me last month "I thought you were having an affair in the summer. To be honest, the idea of you having sex with another woman excites me".

Hence, I do think I could weather the storm. I'm more worried if she tells her family and how they'll not look at me the same way.


Thankfully, I have found an SP who is willing to help


The idea of call-forwarding may work. We rarely use our house phone for incoming calls, so I may be able to set that up.

Edit: Hmm...seems Telus has a service that allows one to forward one phone number...

He's going to phone your wife anyway. If you set up a call from an SP pretending to be your wife, (don't think you'll find one that want's to deal with that kind of drama) he'll record it and play it for your wife when he phones her.

I'm betting he's done this before. He knows he's got a "wandering wife" and the price that she pays for continuing to have a roof over her head is to give him everything and watch as he "gets even".

Set your phone up so you can record the call. You can buy something like an AT&T 1080 that will record the call when you press the button and it also records the phone number. This one is smelling like a scam that surfaces fairly often. If he asks for money to not phone your wife, don't meet him. Give the police a call and have the detective meet him.

Yah, I thought it might be a financial blackmail so I was ready for it with my phone recording the call. Instead it ended up being moral blackmail and this guy telling me the entire story for 20 minutes. He sounded very religious or something as he sent his wife off to sex therapy at Cobble Hill....because she's a "sex addict" apparently. I wanted to say "aren't we all?"

 

[Very Veronica]

In my limited experience, weirdo harassers are usually just attention seeking cowards. Ignore.

In the unlikely event he contacts your wife, she will hear what she wants to hear.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Arrange to meet him for coffee to talk this over and then make him disappear.

Just kidding! Actually I have no idea.

 

[uncleg]

:wave:

Well, I do care if he actually does contact my wife. My marriage would survive it, but the "trust would be gone" or something.

On a side note, my wife said to me last month "I thought you were having an affair in the summer. To be honest, the idea of you having sex with another woman excites me".

Hence, I do think I could weather the storm. I'm more worried if she tells her family and how they'll not look at me the same way.


Thankfully, I have found an SP who is willing to help


The idea of call-forwarding may work. We rarely use our house phone for incoming calls, so I may be able to set that up.

Edit: Hmm...seems Telus has a service that allows one to forward one phone number...




Yah, I thought it might be a financial blackmail so I was ready for it with my phone recording the call. Instead it ended up being moral blackmail and this guy telling me the entire story for 20 minutes. He sounded very religious or something as he sent his wife off to sex therapy at Cobble Hill....because she's a "sex addict" apparently. I wanted to say "aren't we all?"

That is where I personally think you may have really fucked up. Let's assume he follows up on the "wifes" phone call and gets the real wife, how do you propose to explain that you know an SP/other woman well enough that she would be willing to help you out in this situation.:wave:

 

[shyboy123]

Talk about a shitty situation.

1. Change your home number, make sure your new one is unlisted
2. Do not initiate any further contact with either of them
3. Delete all your email history including sent etc.
4. Shut down old email addresses, make sure your pw is new
5. If he contacts you again just say "you've made a big mistake" and hang up. He could be recording calls too.
6. Again, do not initiate or encourage any dialogue whatsoever - much like a discussion forum you should not feed the trolls.

Any kind of clever phone forwarding or imposter wife shit just makes more lies to cover up.

Good luck!

 

[Umbras]

Come clean and deal with the consequences my man, if you try the deception method it just makes for a much bigger mess to deal with later.

Also your wifes comment about you sleeping with another woman should be talked about, it could lead to a better sex life and may lead to a threesome.

I knew of a guy who had an affair, turns out the woman he was cheating with got arrested with a male accomplice(husband) on multiple extortion charges, her not deleting your intimate E-mails may not have been due to her beign careless.

In the end it is your decision, but your just building another layer to an already unstable house of cards by bringing in another person to impersonate your wife to fool the man threatening to expose you. If he was an angry spouse he would not have even contacted you, he would have gone straight to your wife from the start.

 

[FunSugarDaddy]

I'm not a lawyer but isn't this extortion ?

Wikipedia:

Extortion (also called shakedown, outwresting, and exaction) is a criminal offence which occurs when a person unlawfully obtains either money, property or services from a person(s), entity, or institution, through coercion

In this case he's certainly using coercion to get you to do something you don't want to do.

I might be inclinded to tell contact a lawyer and see if a civil suite couldn't fly if you were to tape him telling you this. Might end up paying for a vacation for the wife..lol

That aside, it seems to me you have two choices, one is to come clean and say it happened long enough ago that it's history now, and the other is to deny it and tell her he's trying to extract money from you. Tell her it's like one of those Nigerian scams, that way you have an explaination as to why the phone number needs to be changed.

If that doesn't look like it's going to fly, I'd have a lawyer contact this guy and tell him point blank that he's looking at a civil suit of he pursues this course of action. And in the off chance this leads to a divorce, he could be on the hook for tens of thousands of dollars. My guess is he'll give up the revenge righteous attitude and just move on.

 

[Devo]

Did you know about the husband before you had an affair with this women? If yes you deserve what you get for tapping some other guys wife.

If you didn't know about the husband, then here is what I would do. First of all you cannot show any weakness or vulnerability to this guy. I would drop by their house and let this guy know the severe consequences of him breaking up your marriage. You need to leave him with the impression that you will stop at nothing should he contact your wife in anyway. If you can't pull this off I would hire someone big and intimidating rather than paying an SP to impersonate your wife.

If you don't take a stand against this guy you will be looking over your shoulder as long as you are with your wife.

 

[laurel love]

What are the chances he may be reading this?

 

[bcneil]

Personally, I think the whole faking a wife is just playing into his hand if he gets wind of what you are up to and has a ton of loopholes.

I'd just tell him that you don't think he would be making a very wise decision by calling your wife and tell him you are done, put the phone down and never answer again. He'll stew in his own juices for a bit, hopefully calm down and leave it be.

If he doesn't...remember the wise words of master shaggy, "it wasn't me".

I agree. You are better off being cool. If he finds out you got an SP to fake being your wife"

What will this weird religious husband think.

1. You REALLY dont want your wife to find out.
2. You see escorts.
3. Your wife probably doesnt know you see escorts, if number 1 bothers you.

He will tell if he stays brave long enough to do so.

What I would do, tell him to fuck off on the phone, and basically get him to think, your wife knows you see sps and other women.
Change the argument to something like "I didn't know she was married, I will just tell me wife I didn't know, she wont care"

 

[luvsdaty]

So has he shown you any physical proof that he has these emails? is this his only proof? you need to get as much info about this guy & what he knows.Or is he just bluffing you?

 

[Tugela]

Tell him that if he makes sure your wife knows, you will make sure his mum and dad and boss know too. While he might be upset with you, he probably doesnt want all HIS friends and family to know either.

 

[HeatherMorgan]

Have an affair with your wife's approval.. or pretend to with her approval.
Tell her later on that you found out that the ther woman's husband didn't LIKE it/know at all and who knows what he might do...
When he calls, "God, what a loser. He just can't accept the fact that some people can have open relationships. Bla bla bla..."
Could backfire if he has email or other types of proof.

I like the change the phone numbers or be honest ideas better...

 

[cloud_9]

The best way is to show up at his house with some big friends and baseball bats ... and don't hit him, just tell him that you wouldn't appreciate his behaviour while your friends are standing around him.

Jesus would never advise that.....

 

[princeofdarkness]

Wow, sorry to hear of your dilemma. Your fellow Perbs have provided you with some possibilities or a combination there of.
As you know each has a consequence, good or bad so good luck with that.

Personally, if I was in your shoes I would ask myself, "What would Jason Bourne do?".
Either that or consider alinburnaby's comment. I too think there's an overtone of scamming going on with this couple.

Again, good luck twoblues.

 

[princeofdarkness]

Jesus would never advise that.....

LOL. Good one.

 

[westcoastjoe]

how about sending the sp (pretending to be your wife) over to f#%k him..... revenge sex!!!