Alysha 9754

[Sam Malone]

I gave Alysha a call. We set up a one hour appointment and I get there about one minute late. I head to her place to knock on the door, but the door is open. Weird. I knock and say “Hello”. No answer. I open the door all the way and step inside. There is a rough looking guy grabbing stuff off the table and putting stuff in his pockets. We lock eyes. I say “Hey”. I’m thinking, who the fuck is this guy? Boyfriend, pimp, thief? Did I just walk into a setup/scam?

He says hey back. I back out of the door and wonder what the hell is going on. The guy leaves quickly, jumps in his car and drives off. Now I’m a bit worried. Is Alysha OK? I go back in calling her name but no response. I check the kitchen and bedroom but I don’t see her. All I can think of is please don’t let me find a body. Then I hear the shower running in the bathroom. Now I feel like an idiot because I walked in on her last client and she’s still cleaning his sweat and spunk off. And now I’m pissed because she be couldn't be descent enough to get the guy out in time. In all my years of pooning this had never happened. I turned around and walked out.

 

[nanguy101]

Jesus, got to love the Third Street area skanks.
I will drive two hours south to avoid these high volume sp's.

 

[melonhunter]

u should have taken her $ or a souvenir for wasting your time I never hear the end of sp's charging johns large $ for their precious time in their meaningless lives when a john doesn't want to lay the $ down maybe this is too much truth for the moderator too handle

Can I get the English translation of this?

 

[Teddy15]

Me too What You talkin bout !!??

 

[Sexy Alysha]

I read this review often with a mixture of anger and disgust, as well as a twinge something I guess I can only describe as hurt feelings, I know I have to take the good with the bad and not let one persons ASSUMPTIONS as that is really all they are, bother me. I won't get into details as I dont want to start a war of he said/she said. So I will only say that you were right in one assumption, that was my boyfriend. No setup, no scam, I would never be so irresponsible to leave a client in my home while I disappeared to have a shower. He was on his way out, I was in the shower, getting ready for a call that I thought was scheduled for a half hr later. If I had been given the chance to explain I would have, I made a mistake, but I don't think I deserve your rude and crude assumption that I was showering, " washing off the sweat and spunk of my previous client" or ur suggestion of taking something of mine. Why would that have been OK? I didn't take anything from you nor would I ever take from any client. Some of us girls do have morals and the way you and the man after you speak of us girls in general is hurtful and unnecessary. You are speaking merely on assumptions and none of it is fact, and if u had only spoke to me about it instead of posting such a vulgar interpretation of what happened, maybe this could have been avoided. I'm wary to post this as I don't want to cause any harsh responses but I think that your assumptions are unfair and create a picture of me that is not what type of sp I am or have ever been. You would think I would have a thicker skin and be able to take ur criticism in stride and laugh it off, but I am only human.

 

[Sam Malone]

I read this review often with a mixture of anger and disgust, as well as a twinge something I guess I can only describe as hurt feelings, I know I have to take the good with the bad and not let one persons ASSUMPTIONS as that is really all they are, bother me. I won't get into details as I dont want to start a war of he said/she said. So I will only say that you were right in one assumption, that was my boyfriend. No setup, no scam, I would never be so irresponsible to leave a client in my home while I disappeared to have a shower. He was on his way out, I was in the shower, getting ready for a call that I thought was scheduled for a half hr later. If I had been given the chance to explain I would have, I made a mistake, but I don't think I deserve your rude and crude assumption that I was showering, " washing off the sweat and spunk of my previous client" or ur suggestion of taking something of mine. Why would that have been OK? I didn't take anything from you nor would I ever take from any client. Some of us girls do have morals and the way you and the man after you speak of us girls in general is hurtful and unnecessary. You are speaking merely on assumptions and none of it is fact, and if u had only spoke to me about it instead of posting such a vulgar interpretation of what happened, maybe this could have been avoided. I'm wary to post this as I don't want to cause any harsh responses but I think that your assumptions are unfair and create a picture of me that is not what type of sp I am or have ever been. You would think I would have a thicker skin and be able to take ur criticism in stride and laugh it off, but I am only human.

There are always two sides to every story. We can only see what happens in front of us and try to interpret them. Neither one of us wants to look like we have done anything wrong. Understandable, you and I don't want a bad rap. However, you mentioned a few things that need correcting:

1. I didn't say it was a setup or a scam. I walked into a awkward situation and these were some of the possibilities that were running through my mind. We need to be prepared for whatever might happen next.

2. I had called you one hour earlier to make an appointment in an hour. If you thought an hour and a half, that's not my fault. Anyone in the room should have been gone and you should have been ready. If not, then you risk losing a client.

3. You wanted a chance to explain. So should I hang out with this guy in you apartment. Maybe talk about cars or hockey? Should I wait until you've finished your shower? Come on. I know what you do for a living, but I don't need to be thinking about your boyfriend/client's face while we're getting it on.

4. I did not suggest taking something of yours. That was someone else on this board who's comment was removed. It never occurred to me to steal from you. Even if someone suggested it, I would never do that and I didn't do that.

5. When the guy left, I was still genuinely concerned about you. As I said, I have never walked into an appointment where there was a dude in the room. One of the thoughts I had was "a robbery in progress" and I was there at the wrong time. I could have just left. I knew I might be walking into a bad situation, but I wanted to make sure you were OK. I went into your apartment and checked the rooms looking for you. Not to steal, but to see if you needed help.

So that's it. Maybe we'll both learn from this, maybe we won't.

 

[ericluscombe]

Hey alysha good for u prob better off in the long run that he left

 

[mariner]

jimmy "in their meaningless lives" is a bit harsh. if i guess right you are saying a bit of professional courtesy would be nice. and is. respect the value of each others time.
ericluscombe; not good at all really . if he had stayed; which would have been a bad call on his part; she could have explained. guess you've never been screwed over: paying for something you don't receive or perhaps never even see. professional - personal space incall- residence. with their respective business- personal lives shouldn't cross. open door with some guy in the incall. that sort of thing can often end up ugly. picture: a sp held up by the neck, knife held in other hand. oops sorry wrong room. thought that was not a sp but a sw.

 

[ericluscombe]

WOW ALYSHA just read older reply about guy running etc u shut them up beautifuly it's no wonder they have to pay to get anything. Then once there ugly asses have gotten laid they think they are the shit guys your still ugly your really disgusting the way U talk to women your not cool. And the thing I find funny is when u guys put stay away from this one and that one they do drugs u should be happy they are and u should bring some to give them as well cause I guarantee you if they didn't use drugs u wouldn't ever get laid.

 

[Nanaimo.finder]

Alysha you go girl ! too funny. Was very enjoyable read.

 

[2bfair]

Wow. Quite a situation. Understandable to be shocked. i would not have entered. I would have gone back to my car and text her in a few minutes reconfirming my appointment. She would have probably responded with a reasonable answer avoiding this surprising whirl wind of negativity. It shows how quickly we can jump to conclusions that are incorrect.

Once, out of many many visits to an agency, someone kept knocking on the suites locked door when myself and the gal were just starting. After the second or third bang bang bang I shouted out "wrong room". It turned out that the new receptionist double booked the same room for the same time.. I was on time though. Turned out to be a good visit but freaks ya out for a bit.

 

[Finewine60]

Here’s a story, I will not mention the lady’s name but she is well reviewed on here. So to put this story in context, I have never met this lady previously and had not read any reviews. So I am about to park my car and there’s a cop in a car parked on a side street like at 90 degrees to where I just stopped, so I thought okay hmmmmm a set up! So I sit there and then another police car arrives, so now I am shaking, I try to text and say I am going to bail and my phone died. So now what? I decide to go up the street and leave, and oh shit it’s a dead end, so I turn around and the cop is looking right at me and following my car with his eyes and his head is really like turning to watch. So as I get to the corner another police car goes up the street and and I though oh shit this is not good. So now I turn onto the Main Street and I park on another street.
When I walked back to her house the cop cars where gone, so I thought oh what the heck. Turns out there was a drug raid up the street on the dead end, no wonder they where eyeballing me, had a great time with the lady and we both had a good laugh.

 

[2bfair]

Here’s a story, I will not mention the lady’s name but she is well reviewed on here. So to put this story in context, I have never met this lady previously and had not read any reviews. So I am about to park my car and there’s a cop in a car parked on a side street like at 90 degrees to where I just stopped, so I thought okay hmmmmm a set up! So I sit there and then another police car arrives, so now I am shaking, I try to text and say I am going to bail and my phone died. So now what? I decide to go up the street and leave, and oh shit it’s a dead end, so I turn around and the cop is looking right at me and following my car with his eyes and his head is really like turning to watch. So as I get to the corner another police car goes up the street and and I though oh shit this is not good. So now I turn onto the Main Street and I park on another street.
When I walked back to her house the cop cars where gone, so I thought oh what the heck. Turns out there was a drug raid up the street on the dead end, no wonder they where eyeballing me, had a great time with the lady and we both had a good laugh.

Woe. I think if one of the cops asked me where I was headed I would have needed to change my shorts..lol.. When we feel we are doing something considered naughty, it shows on our face.. Your story shows there are so many reasons for a scene to look a way that it is not.