Ali G

[subtlestylez]

Do people watch this show? This guy is hilarious.

Anyway, he did some skits with some NBA players that went on something like this:

STEVE NASH

Ali G: Booyashaka! I'm here with my main man Steve Nash, the most valuable player in the NBA. So Steve, how does it feel to be the league's MP3?

Steve Nash: MP3? No you mean MVP.

AG: I'm pretty sure it's MP3. You're the worlds most downloaded MP3.

SN: No you mean MVP.

AG: Steve, you're from Canada, so you don't even speak English.

SN: We speak English in Canada.

AG: Well, I'm from England, so I think I'd know more about speaking English than you.


KOBE BRYANT

AG: So Kobe, how many springs are there in a basketball?

KB: Springs? There are no springs in a basketball.

AG: How do you explain why it bounces then?

KB: It has air in it.

AG: This room has air in it, then how come we're not bouncin'?


Yeah, yeah, it's funnier if you actually saw the video.

 

[Jazmine_bunny]

all too funny...

I love that show. I'm what u can call a "sick/stupid comedy lover". Didn't catch that one tho. My fav was the episode that he visited the U.N , and his Donald Trump interview was pretty comical too. The day the Ali G "In da house" movie came out, I had to watch it twice, just couldn't get enough. He's at the top of my list, right beside Tom Green.

"Are you being seved?" ...and old English program, now that is some classic stuff.

~Jaz~

 

[planetsmurf]

i can't stand ali g, i find him to beyond irratating but thats only my opinion

 

[hitrack]

Do people watch this show? This guy is hilarious.

Never heard of the bum?!?!?!

 

[georgebushmoron]

Ali G: he's a Genius with a capital "G". Any man who can act like a total moron and confuse those with supposedly higher intelligence is a genius.

 

[Webster]

Do people watch this show? This guy is hilarious.

Being convincingly oblivious is a real art. He's a master.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Ali G rocks; he must be part Canadian... Cut from the same cloth as Red Green!

 

[Jt11_]

Love that show.. he's hillarious!!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

The latest on Ali G...

Sacha Baron Cohen portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter named Borat.

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

Copyright 2005 Reuters. All rights reserved.

 

[vancouverman]

this news snippet ( should I use this word?) is not from Kazakhstan but Uzbekistan ... but .......

Women cut off penis of man who turned down sex

Five women have chopped the penis off a man after he refused to have sex with them in western Uzbekistan.

Alisher Vesthamov, has been admitted in a hospital in Bukhara and doctors have had his penis reattached.
But they are not yet sure whether the organ will ever again be functional, reports UZA news.

Mr Vesthamov told police: “I was going to the toilet. A girl called out to me and then other girls came out from behind the bushes.
“They asked me to have sex with them, but when I refused one of them pounced on me and then the others cut it off and I fainted."

 

[Cali Scott]

Ali G: he's a Genius with a capital "G". Any man who can act like a total moron and confuse those with supposedly higher intelligence is a genius.

Yeah, it's pretty lowbrow and I hate to admit but, he cracks me up. He's certainly creative. Have you seen Madagascar? He is the voice of the Lemur king.

 

[georgebushmoron]

Sacha Baron Cohen portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter named Borat.

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

Copyright 2005 Reuters. All rights reserved.

Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've read all year!!! LMAO

And look at how pissed off Kazhakstan is... check all the news articles devoted to Ali G at Inside Kazakhstan

 

[rambler6]

I downloaded a few years ago a 15 minute skit of Ali G at the Cannes porn festival. Absolutely priceless. Have another of him in Northern Ireland. If you're not familiar with NI you might not catch some of the humor in that one. Also have one of him called "keeping it real" and it has posh and david beckem in it. Asking her if she takes it in the ass and stuff. Another priceless one. Can share them if interested.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

And look at how pissed off Kazhakstan is...

There's nothing more poignant than an irreverent sacrilegious comedian, who drags an obscure and forgotten hamlet out of the Dark Ages, onto the World Stage. Those Cossacks have him in their sights now...

Ali G = Borat = The new Millenium's Salman Rushdie

 

[Cock Throppled]

Funniest one I've seen is with The Beckhams. He's all over them about being stupid, vain and untalented. He even asks if she takes it up the bum. She says no, but he asks David if he's sure he's never been caught offside.

 

[rambler6]

Funniest one I've seen is with The Beckhams. He's all over them about being stupid, vain and untalented. He even asks if she takes it up the bum. She says no, but he asks David if he's sure he's never been caught offside.

Then asks if she likes Becks plums in her mouth and she says that its not polite to speak with your mouth full. Dammit now I'm going to have to watch it again.