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BlueBalls2

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Saw an ad on Kijiji offering massage out of her place. Interested if anyone has tried her massage and can provide a review.

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mownor

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Haven't seen her but did exchange texts or emails. She offered massage with HJ. Latest pics look pretty good. M.
 
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ScottJ28

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Exchanged messages and pics. Pics looked good. Never discussed options. Give me a few days, I'll try her out
 
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bowtie44

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She has face pics on Kijiji her rates are high for just a massage and HE. She replyed back with attitudde and was bad mouthing older woman that were cheaper. I think for the $ and the attitude I will pass......just my 2 cents.
 
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stressrelease

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Interesting...I decided to give her a try a week ago, hoping for something more than a massage. We had good communication, but she really never would suggest extras...said it was 70 bucks for 55 min of relaxation massage (no insurance receipt). Made mention she wanted to know age as she did not like the 'attitude' she got when she massaged 'younger guys' ( I am over 40, so thought all was in my favor). The odd thing was at one point she mentioned her parents live in the next building over and they check in with her on occasion to ensure she is ok, and she also mentioned her 'husband' in another email which kind of came out of left field. She was pretty enough, and I got my 70 dollar 55 min relaxation massage as advertised, and no hint of anything more. It was the lightest, feather dusting of a massage I have ever received, and unless I find out something more to make me want to go back, I will find somewhere else to go.
 
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stressrelease said:
Interesting...I decided to give her a try a week ago, hoping for something more than a massage. We had good communication, but she really never would suggest extras...said it was 70 bucks for 55 min of relaxation massage (no insurance receipt). Made mention she wanted to know age as she did not like the 'attitude' she got when she massaged 'younger guys' ( I am over 40, so thought all was in my favor). The odd thing was at one point she mentioned her parents live in the next building over and they check in with her on occasion to ensure she is ok, and she also mentioned her 'husband' in another email which kind of came out of left field. She was pretty enough, and I got my 70 dollar 55 min relaxation massage as advertised, and no hint of anything more. It was the lightest, feather dusting of a massage I have ever received, and unless I find out something more to make me want to go back, I will find somewhere else to go.
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The dreaded "feather dusting massage" !
Thanks for TOFTT.
 
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stressrelease

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Sucks cause she is kinda cute and has a nice place (though on the other end of the city from me), but she had me on the clock. Had me off the table, paying and out the door as fast as she could.
 
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ScottJ28

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Thanks for the review Rugby. Did her clothing, or her techniques, lead you to believe that more may be available? Were you draped or un draped ? Did she dress proper or revealing? Maybe he fingers slid close, or did she keep a safe distance from where you wanted to be strok ed ?
 
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stressrelease

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'Play my cards right'?...guess I 'busted', cause there was nothing sensual about the massage I got from her...maybe I am just not her 'type'.
 
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Spacecase

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I can definitely feel where you guys are coming from as she didn't insinuate anything extra at all. She was however very easy to talk to so I just felt out the situation and worked it into the conversation making sure she was comfortable. Also no, I'm not Alanna. Not sure how I can prove that though.
 
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Spacecase

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I'd prefer not to go into detail as to how I managed what I did. If anyone is really curious. Feel free to pm me. I can say however that I deal with people everyday and am not socially inept.
 
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RonBaxter

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Alanna was a pleasure! She was easy to talk too, made me feel comfortable and addressed areas of concern in my body before the massage. Her studio was super clean. She is very accommodating of my busy schedule. If your looking for a good massage with a honest friendly therapist , I would recommend her. Super nice girl who is just trying to pay for her schooling. Cute as a button!
 
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RonBaxter said:
Alanna was a pleasure! She was easy to talk too, made me feel comfortable and addressed areas of concern in my body before the massage. Her studio was super clean. She is very accommodating of my busy schedule. If your looking for a good massage with a honest friendly therapist , I would recommend her. Super nice girl who is just trying to pay for her schooling. Cute as a button!
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No dude would talk like this.:suspicious:
 
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stressrelease

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More than anything, I have my doubts because they say looking for a 'good massage'...the massage was brutal, almost doubt her fingers touched my skin it was such a light massage.
 
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