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schizo_man

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Born with Vagina on her Face (bizzare)

A 23 year old russian women is hoping scientists in America are able to remove a physical mutation that has ruined her life.

Dr Hymen Prepuce a world renowned Plastic Surgeon believes that despite complexity of the mutation, they will be able to restore her face to include a functioning mouth and nose.

As a child Mrs Clitovsky was sold to a travelling Romanian Freak Show and then spent a number of years being forced to work in the underground porn industry in her home country of Moscow where she met her current husband, American, Billy No-Stars Jr III.

"I was working as a cameraman on one of the russian porn flicks. It was love at first site. I cut a deal with the gang that owned her, then had her shipped to my apartment back in the States".

The operation will take place on Jan 15th 2008 in Wisconsin, USA.
 

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Sorry. Guys....please...you realize the ladies can't stop laughing (especially at you Silky). We need to watch less Spike TV...seriously (except for UFC related programming).

Hope you did not think that was supposed to be drool on the side of her face. :rolleyes:
Yet regardless of your post, they still don't get it :rolleyes:
 

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Should introduce her to that dickhead Purr Vertical :D
 

Thelyhi

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Up your V
I read the article and knew it had to be a fake.
Decent picture and even shown some bottom teeth. Chompers.
 
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