Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee....!!!!

[Fuzzy Thumper]

Ok, so there was this pretty lady recently, see... and she suggested that I... how do I say... "tidy up the playground" a little bit. You know... be a little more considerate with the landscaping, so to speak, so that they could better appreciate the "Big Toy" (no need to call me out on this one, ladies, I'm fully aware of the intense irony - complete inaccuracy, even - of that particular metaphor). Such maintenance is not an easy thing to do for a (literally) hairy-assed rotund rabbit, but I figure it can't be worse than what they are doing, and if it helps some of the lovelies loathe me a little less, why not, right...????

So invest in the equipment, come back home, and give it stab. Well, less of a "stab", and more of a "scrape". Ok, a number of "scrapes". And, despite the challenges of geometry that must have the ladies I've seen scratching their heads in wonder, it all went relative painless and smooth (pun intended).

And then, twenty minutes passed.

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Now I know "why not".

Is this SUPPOSED to happen? I haven't used anything on it (more accurately, "them"), but it's like the air is transformed into napalm around my tender bits! I'm walking around like a 90 year old cow-poke with an industrial case of 'rhoids, and as we "speak" I'm tea-bagging a bucket of Cherry Garcia just to keep my sanity.

Is this is what it's like for them as well??? If so, then the ladies (professional or otherwise) that do it regularly for us have earned so much more appreciation and gratitude from this recently enlightened (and horribly SHOCKED) bunny.

Now, if you'll excuse me, parts of me need more ice cream.

Happy thumping, all...

P.S. It's pretty clear that - if this ever "heals" to the point that I will be able to play the "tickle game" again - I'll need to find me a lady who truly doesn't mind her rabbits hairy... or, failing that, at least one who really likes cherries....

 

[BS Detector]

So invest in the equipment, come back home, and give it stab. Well, less of a "stab", and more of a "scrape". Ok, a number of "scrapes". And, despite the challenges of geometry that must have the ladies I've seen scratching their heads in wonder, it all went relative painless and smooth (pun intended).

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

as we "speak" I'm tea-bagging a bucket of Cherry Garcia just to keep my sanity.

What a waste of good ice cream lol.
Should have rested the boys in some generic brand and saved the Cherry Garicia for human consumption.

 

[sales]

No pain

In preparation for starting this hobby, I too did the landscaping for the first time as the etiquette pages with the ladies all mentioned this. No pain and now after 2 months, I enjoy the feel. The ladies enjoy the feel as well.

 

[Kashs]

Hey, Fuzzy, you are one fun rabbit Just do what BigFisk suggests and you'll be fine!

 

[SexyBoy]

OMG that was soooo funny!

I never had that problem I use shaving cream and a razor.

I wonder what you used?

Get the fusion razor and the sensitive cream.

That is if you are ever going to try that again.

 

[BS Detector]

Oh, and BTW...
If anyone goes to Fuzzy's house and he tries to feed you ice cream...

DON'T EAT IT !!!!

 

[chance1234]

So invest in the equipment, come back home, and give it stab. Well, less of a "stab", and more of a "scrape". Ok, a number of "scrapes".

It is one thing to do it but now that I hear it put like that.. OMG!

 

[chance1234]

Oh, and BTW...
If anyone goes to Fuzzy's house and he tries to feed you ice cream...

DON'T EAT IT !!!!

Now I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

 

[SexyBoy]

Now I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

I know my tummy hurts.



I wonder if this is what they look like after all that shaving and ice cream. OMG I can't take it no more.

 

[BS Detector]

I wonder if this is what they look like after all that shaving and ice cream.

I have yet to see Cherry Garcia on a monkeys balls, but just guessing, I'd say that is pretty much what it should look like.

 

[MMmmmandi!]

MMmmmmm, Cherry Garcia....aghlaghlaghl (say with Homer Simpson drooly tongue voice)

Look up Bonnie's Bedroom online....check out the Body Bare shaver made by 3rd Planet. It is made for shaving pussies but it would probably work well for the boys. I bought one at the "Naughty But Nice" Show last weekend. It works awesome!!

 

[Jodie]

Oh my God... that was too funny!! Sorry to be laughing at your expense Fuzzy.

I concur with what some of the others have said: use clippers instead of a razor. Neatly trimmed is just fine - you don't have to be totally bare.

Saying that, I remember the first time I shaved "down there," and it was pretty fricken uncomfortable. But by the third or fourth time, it was as quick and painless as shaving my legs, and I still do it to this day. So if you do like it bare, just stick with it and you'll be an old hand in no time.