A Week in Victoria

[rollerboy]

I have an entire week in lovely Victoria. Wax museum, Bouchart gardens, San Juan Islands, hiking, whale watching, aerial tour, day spa. Hopefully that should be enough bullshit for a cover story. Any suggestions on the aforementioned or something even more fun would be highly appreciated.

And speaking of sightseeing, I'm naturally looking forward to climing Mt. Audrey. Audrey, being such an exquisite natural wonder, two expeditions are chartered.

Next, the fabled Ariel, only slightly more difficult to sight than the Loch Ness Monster, though with much nicer legs than ol' Nessy. Lord, if you are listening, please let me connect up with the angel Ariel, I promise henceforth to be a good Rollerboy and serve Your Divine Will. To the extent that this is not overly Onerous and Insufficiently Entertaining. On weekends.

I have to see the new SU digs. Methinks Dana. Has anyone booked her for an extended session (4hrs)? I don't like to share. I'll share Emily. With Dana, that is.

Autumn@VE. I said it would be a cold day in hell... but is VE really WO? Different name, different version of Dante's Inferno. I like IB. I guess with Kali retired, I'll have to explore new ground. Everybody seems to love Laya, so I will, too.

Audrey, Ariel, Autumn, Dana, Emily, Laya, plus one secret agent girl. I may be physically unable to make it to Vancouver at the end of the week. And yet, somehow I fear I must be missing someone. I'm getting so forgetful. Help me out, good Perberts!

 

[Coitus-longus]

others

Hi RB,
Depending on your tastes, indes Jessica, Harley, SUs Lyndsay and I hear Song Li ( used to be SU? ) is back. Go get em and don't forget to review.
Thanks CL

 

[rollerboy]

Thanks for the suggestions, CL. I see Harley's ad in MondayMag, but it just says "website." Does anybody know the URL for Harley's site?

 

[fun-time-guy]

I don't think that she has a site of her own but I do know that she is featured with pics on Jessica's website (they do duos!) Here is the link

Enjoy your time in Victoria,

FTG

 

[rollerboy]

I always do. Victoria has such beautiful weather, and the people are great.

Thanks, FTG, CL (nice review, BTW). Say, is Harley the SP formerly known as Anita Cox@IB? Love that schoolgirl outfit with the blonde pigtails.

 

[Lurker 123]

Next, the fabled Ariel, only slightly more difficult to sight than the Loch Ness Monster, though with much nicer legs than ol' Nessy. Lord, if you are listening, please let me connect up with the angel Ariel, I promise henceforth to be a good Rollerboy and serve Your Divine Will. To the extent that this is not overly Onerous and Insufficiently Entertaining. On weekends.

!

Sorry Rollerboy,the Lord is not with you. I met Ariel over the weekend and she said she is away this week!!

 

[rollerboy]

Lurker, I'm coming to Victoria next week, not this one.

I'm beginning to think Ariel might be a local myth.

[local] You know, you should see Ariel. She is breathtaking, the best experience you'll have in years.

[rube] Honest?

[local] No lyin'.

[rube] Cool, I'm so there. How do I hook up?

[local] Can't help you, bro'... here's a link though.

A man's gotta have something to look forward to, and I'm by nature an Optimist (the Apocolypse will happen on a clear day), so I know that one day I will in fact encounter the gracious, delightful, and beautiful Ariel.

That's called sucking up. Ariel!!!

 

[Lurker 123]

Lurker, I'm coming to Victoria next week, not this one.

I'm beginning to think Ariel might be a local myth.

[local] You know, you should see Ariel. She is breathtaking, the best experience you'll have in years.
A man's gotta have something to look forward to, and I'm by nature an Optimist (the Apocolypse will happen on a clear day), so I know that one day I will in fact encounter the gracious, delightful, and beautiful Ariel.

That's called sucking up. Ariel!!!

I had a dinner date with her last weekend in Victoria!

 

[DippityDo]

Harley is a gem! I usually don't go for girls that young but Jessica had recommended her. She's great no mater what your age is. Made this old fart think he was young again.

 

[rollerboy]

I feel like Winnie the Pooh, trying to scrape every last drop of honey out of the jar.

Multiple recs for Harley. I like what I'm hearing, gentlemen. If I manage to spend time with half of the lovely Victoria ladies mentioned, this will be one very rejuvenating holiday.

It's too bad Autumn and Mia no longer work at the same agency, an A&M duet would have been sweet. Alas.

Lurker, I still think you must be describing some kind of blissful, Ariel daydream brought on by eating too much Uni (that's my favorite, I *love* that orange goo). Ya ain't foolin' this Yankee! Actually, divine grace may indeed smile upon this unworthy soul...I made an appointment! Of course, it's too early to count on salvation just yet.

Did anyone find out whether the Sheena West zzzzzzzz session with Dave was a fluke? Always wanted to meet that lady.

 

[M1A]

mia autumn duo

well. maybe something could be arranged...I do miss her!

 

[rollerboy]

Did I mention that I love Victoria?

 

[Lurker 123]

Did I mention that I love Victoria?

Isn't it cracy! All my best favourite regulars are or were from Victoria as well!
BTW,I live in Van and BC Ferry loves me !!!!

 

[frostycreole]

Expecting reviews rollerboy

I want to read about your exploits....

 

[rollerboy]

If I'm not pushing up daisies by the end, I'll be happy to oblige.

Hopefully, I'll be speechless or blissfully comatose. A screenful of smiley's might need to suffice.

Gonna need that spa!! Knocking myself out to finish up my work before I leave. Funny the way employers totally under-budget surfing the Web and goofin' around on Perb time, in their project planning. We're still in the dark ages, I s'pose.

 

[rollerboy]

Having an unbelievable time, wish you were here

Oh wait, you are here!

Ok, then I wish I were here more often, too.

At the moment, I'm fairly speechless. Hurricane Dana came through and destroyed the port, burst all the levees, and left the town of Rollerboy in utter disarray.

 

[rollerboy]

Roxy is Foxy

Hipster made a last minute suggestion, and he's never steered me wrong, even if he is a *gasp* s-h-i-l-l. Sometimes, Truth springs from unexpected sources.

I only had time for a quickie, but she was yummy.

 

[BlueBells]

**pout**

 

[maude]

Welcome back . . .

**pout**

Good to see you again . . . why for art thou pouting?

 

[rollerboy]

Hey BlueBells

She is alive and pouting! That is too precious.

I called in April, after the hullabaloo at IB (naughty girl!), but ya never answered! So naturally, I concluded that Space Aliens had carried ya off.

You know I want you so bad, lil' cutie. Alas, now that you're no longer a phone lady...