A Salute To SP's

[eljudo]

virgn. why dont you walk into safeway.. buy some cheap steak, put your manhoob in between the steaks.. and pound it silly...


costs..

a AAA Alberta prime beef = approx value $40.00

cost of gas to the store. .80c per litre .. approx 1 km. 1.00

total cost $41.00 + applicable taxes

orgasm.. priceless


lot cheaper than getting an sp!

 

[The Virgin]

virgn. why dont you walk into safeway.. buy some cheap steak, put your manhoob in between the steaks.. and pound it silly...


costs..

a AAA Alberta prime beef = approx value $40.00

cost of gas to the store. .80c per litre .. approx 1 km. 1.00

total cost $41.00 + applicable taxes

orgasm.. priceless


lot cheaper than getting an sp!

I have my own ways of masturbation

For instance take 3-4 balloons, fill it with warm water, put them together in the pillow so there would be a hole between balloons. For more sensibility add some lube. It would be more cheaper and better

Also you always can take a melon make a hole through it, and you would have a juicy pussy that make sounds.

To all desperate virgins that wasted their highschool time in chess club: PM me for some more ideas of awesome ways to wank your wee-wee. Girls, who needs them?

 

[Cock Throppled]

politely decline....we (Independents)DO have right of refusal BTW.

I think what CT meant was that some women might be in a desperate situation(maybe a sw needing money for drugs) or being forced to work in an agency that didn't let them decline a client(illegal aliens etc)

in that case they wouldn't have ROR but in most cases we do and I personally have never seen a client more than once who would file under "difficult"

I meant that, plus, in a general sense refusing can be difficult/awkward. I have sometimes not wanted to carry out a session, but never want to hurt a girl's feelings, so follow through. I'm sure providers experience the same thing many times over.

 

[The Virgin]

no I mean if he paid and you were about to gag cuz his breath was so bad and you were three feet away...u might politely try to get out of it.

Aaaah, now I get it

 

[Lurker 123]

I salute SP's everywhere. You have a difficult job usually carried out with grace and good humour. I'm always amazed at what women are capable of and marvel at their kindness and what nice people they usually are. SP's provide a wonderful service and are often vilified for it or even harrassed or abused. To SP's everywhere - I Thank you.

I totally agree with what you said!
In addition to my regular SPs present and past,they are the most wonderful listeners, much better than a wife or a girlfriend sometimes. They listen to my stories or misfortunes with empathy. Afterward they always cheer me up with their love,hugs, kisses and you know.

As a single divorced man, I just can't help myself to fall in love with some of them.Being a High Maintenance member but always a gentleman,these ladies always welcome me back.I do prefer them than what the world idea of decent girls.It is my wish one day to marry a SP as my wife!

Cheers to SPs everywhere too!

 

[Cock Throppled]

I salute them, but I'm not sure marrying one is a realistic goal. SP's are normal women with normal... shall we say moods, foibles, attitudes, etc. As wives I'm sure they would have all the baggage any other woman (or man) would have. It's hard to compare an hour session with the realism of day-to-day life.

 

[The Virgin]

Gee, dudes I don't want be a mood-killer, but are you sure that SPs are interesting in what the hell are you blabbing about?

Well, maybe they are.

 

[Lurker 123]

Gee, dudes I don't want be a mood-killer, but are you sure that SPs are interesting in what the hell are you blabbing about?

Well, maybe they are.

The reason why you ask that question is you've never dated a sp after their working hours just like a normal date!

 

[The Virgin]

The reason why you ask that question is you've never dated a sp after their working hours just like a normal date!

I have never seen a real SP at all.

I wasn't really asking, just tried to make it a rhetorical question.

 

[Lurker 123]

I have never seen a real SP at all.

Save up some money for some fun in the near future!

 

[The Virgin]

Save up some money for some fun in the near future!

What do you think I'm doing right now ? Saving some money!

But man, in hands of a 19 year-old kid money keep constantly disappearing

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

An Homage to working girls everywhere

I salute SP's everywhere. You have a difficult job usually carried out with grace and good humour. I meet people all day long and some of them are rude, smell bad, have bad teeth, are obese, bad breath, excessive dandruff, have scabs or skin conditions, are inconsiderate or sometimes just plain mean or scary. Many smell like they've bathed in cologne. Some are just ordinary people; and a (very) few are very attractive and personable. The thing is, I wouldn't like to spend a lot of time with the majority of them, let alone get naked, kiss or be intimate. SP's do this and more, often without the right of refusal. It's great to fantasize about sex with someone we've just met who is extremely attractive, but how many men could actually carry out the deed with someone sight unseen and less than attractive to us? I'm always amazed at what women are capable of and marvel at their kindness and what nice people they usually are. SP's provide a wonderful service and are often vilified for it or even harrassed or abused. To SP's everywhere - I Thank you.

This is really good stuff!

I'd like to add that even though some of us have particular preferences in terms of appearances and the like, it should be mentioned that the many honest working girls out there continue to fill in the complete variety in women that make the world's oldest business thrive. In many places in North America you have only one visible option on a certain highway and that is the person you have to buy sex from if you want it at all. With the many alternatives on Vancouver streets and the liberal acceptance by many advertising outlets, you can't beat the variety known to Vancouver.

I hope it isn't always taken personally when a potential customer makes inquiries and then opts to seek another provider. The many alternatives out there make each single professional encounter more unique and enjoyable.

Thanks again ladies!!

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

I have a different take on this part

I totally agree with what you said!
In addition to my regular SPs present and past,they are the most wonderful listeners, much better than a wife or a girlfriend sometimes. They listen to my stories or misfortunes with empathy. Afterward they always cheer me up with their love,hugs, kisses and you know.

As a single divorced man, I just can't help myself to fall in love with some of them.Being a High Maintenance member but always a gentleman,these ladies always welcome me back.I do prefer them than what the world idea of decent girls.It is my wish one day to marry a SP as my wife!

Cheers to SPs everywhere too!

I contend that much of the appearance of SP's being such wonderful listeners is the amount of your own relaxation you afford them. For not having too much invested in the working woman, you don't tip-toe around certain topics and the best SP's tend to mirror the vibe which you give them as the date begins.

It is no easy task to chance upon a working woman who has the will to let herself relax and be vulnerable beyond a certain point. She is the sort of vulnerable that comes with the territory, but the extra amount - usually something bred into her personality - is a true gift to each and every client fortunate enough to enjoy such company.

If only I could find such women for hire every time I sought some physical intimacy.

Unfortunately it is a hit and miss game.

 

[Lurker 123]

What do you think I'm doing right now ? Saving some money!

But man, in hands of a 19 year-old kid money keep constantly disappearing

On the other hand your ego of visiting a sp can help you to set up a goal in life to"earn and save more money!" good luck! "

 

[MrDaty]

Normal?

Dude,

You think SP's are normal women? Normal compared to what; your mom?

 

[sheena west]

I have to knock on wood here because I have been doing this job for a little over a year now and I have yet to have one "smelly, bad btreath, dandruff, scabby, toothless" client. All of my clients have been respectfull, handsome, clean and classy. Alot of people think that all clients are "all of the above" simply because they are paying for it. I have alot of people always ask "are they fat? do you have to make them shower?" They always start out feeling sorry for me and what I do for an occupation, and it isn't untill I sit them down and explain what kind of clients I get, that they somewhat change their understanding, Although I'm not to sure they are truley convinced. It's from watching to many movies. Alot of people just can't get used to the fact that proffessional, goodlooking clean men with all their teeth may like to live a little on the wildside now and then with no strings attached. Thats all.