Cumtinued...... from post 18
That night I dreamed of wild sex parties with the Teletubbies.
I was woken the next morning by Pee Wee Herman who served me breakfast then crawled into bed with me. When we were done I dressed and headed downstairs.
Adolph informed me that my Uncles lawyer was on the premises, ready to deal with all the estate paperwork, and that he was in paying his last respects to my Uncles cadaver. I headed towards the sitting room where my Uncle lay in state. I found the attorney having anal intercourse with the corpse. I sat in a comfortable chair and read the newspaper 'til he was finished.
When he was done, we exchanged banalities and went to the den where we quickly concluded our business. I walked him out of the house to his UFO which was parked out front. We shared a passionate kiss and he left.
Instead of going back inside, I began to walk around the grounds of the vast estate that now officially belonged to me. I spent the morning smelling the fresh air, feeling the grass beneath my feet and getting to know intimately a tiny lamb I found wandering around alone.
I returned to the Manor house to find my Uncles body had been removed. I had made arrangements with the lawyer to have him buried in a potters field.
I had Adolph barbecue one of the German shepherds and ate lunch out on the patio.
Then I woke up. Pretty weird hunh?
I hope the girls were cute because I have a German Shepherd and he is a very fussy eater!
