I was recently in Costa Rica. I had heard about the legalized pooning down there and even went so far as to obtain a 'Single Male Handguide' about the various options, pricing, neighborhoods etc. etc. in order to get a handle on what the best venues where, specific things to watch out for and so on. (The Handguide proved to be excellent value BTW). However, and this is the crux of the situation, the thing that I could not have been prepared for was the sheer hotness of the available girls and how poorly I was able to deal with them!
To get things started, I visited an MP that came highly recommended on both the Handguide and by a couple dudes I met. Nothing special about the MP, pretty much exactly what you get in Vancouver, Regina, Dallas etc. The price was dirt cheap though ($35 that's THIRTYFIVE) for 1/2 hour of fun with "Steph". Cute girl - tall and slim, B-cup bolt-ons, tiny ass and super slutty outfit. Perfecto~! Won't bother with a 'review' as I doubt anyone reading this will be visiting her soon. Suffice to say she sucked good cock and took a good pounding like a champ. Performed a decent massage at the end too.
Now comes the 'hard' part. I went to the infamous Del Ray hotel a couple nights in a row and I just could not believe how hot some of the SPs were. Like always, there was a larger percentage of 5s to 7s (out of 10) populating the place, and they were always much more aggressive, but there was at least six SUPER HOT SPs (8 - 9.5) girls in the place per night as well. The key thing is EVERYONE CHARGES THE SAME RATE <!> $100 for one hour or one shot, whichever 'comes' first, no matter how hot the girl is.
So the crazy thing is, even knowing that there was no price differential between the super-hotties and the not-so-hotties, I wound up standing by a table like a deer in the headlights letting all these other guys pick up the hotties and leaving me, drunkass, both nights, with a semi-hottie when it came time to leave. Don't get me wrong, I had fun with the chicas I picked up (the over-the-counter Viagra is a nice touch) and certainly got my money's worth. But I just can't get over how I let these super hot chicks walk right by without even trying. ARRRGGG!!!!
One thing I noticed was that the older dudes down there, the highly experienced pooners, where drinking H2O only all night. The beer was actually expensive and the 'liquid courage' it was supposed to give me just didn't happen. GOD I wish I had been mentally prepared for it all, but I just wasn't.
Anyway, if you're heading to CR anytime soon, make sure you have a little bit of game and are prepared to see, talk to and screw some majorly hot chicas for a very good price. Good luck!!
To get things started, I visited an MP that came highly recommended on both the Handguide and by a couple dudes I met. Nothing special about the MP, pretty much exactly what you get in Vancouver, Regina, Dallas etc. The price was dirt cheap though ($35 that's THIRTYFIVE) for 1/2 hour of fun with "Steph". Cute girl - tall and slim, B-cup bolt-ons, tiny ass and super slutty outfit. Perfecto~! Won't bother with a 'review' as I doubt anyone reading this will be visiting her soon. Suffice to say she sucked good cock and took a good pounding like a champ. Performed a decent massage at the end too.
Now comes the 'hard' part. I went to the infamous Del Ray hotel a couple nights in a row and I just could not believe how hot some of the SPs were. Like always, there was a larger percentage of 5s to 7s (out of 10) populating the place, and they were always much more aggressive, but there was at least six SUPER HOT SPs (8 - 9.5) girls in the place per night as well. The key thing is EVERYONE CHARGES THE SAME RATE <!> $100 for one hour or one shot, whichever 'comes' first, no matter how hot the girl is.
So the crazy thing is, even knowing that there was no price differential between the super-hotties and the not-so-hotties, I wound up standing by a table like a deer in the headlights letting all these other guys pick up the hotties and leaving me, drunkass, both nights, with a semi-hottie when it came time to leave. Don't get me wrong, I had fun with the chicas I picked up (the over-the-counter Viagra is a nice touch) and certainly got my money's worth. But I just can't get over how I let these super hot chicks walk right by without even trying. ARRRGGG!!!!
One thing I noticed was that the older dudes down there, the highly experienced pooners, where drinking H2O only all night. The beer was actually expensive and the 'liquid courage' it was supposed to give me just didn't happen. GOD I wish I had been mentally prepared for it all, but I just wasn't.
Anyway, if you're heading to CR anytime soon, make sure you have a little bit of game and are prepared to see, talk to and screw some majorly hot chicas for a very good price. Good luck!!
