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A little tip for your ads on CL to make more money hunny

mark666

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Im bored so im gonna help you sp's out.

Most sp's could really benifit from taking a marketing class lol. They dont realize that they are marketing to what they(a woman) would want to hear, and not what a guy wants to hear. So instead of a marketing class heres some advice from a guy.

To the sp's : most guys just wanna scroll through pics and pic either the hottest, cheapest, closest one. Im amazed at how many girls post blurry stomach shots. Most guys will just go on to the next girl. All you need is a price, pic, and location and most of the girls fail to do that so dont get a call. Im also amazed at how many girls advertise a bodypart and dont have a pic up. Ie. you type in ghetto booty and a stomach pic comes up:rolleyes: again thats stupidity on your part.

Most girls blab on about hi nice and "sweet" they are and how "upscale" there apartement is and how youl "feel" and there "soft touch"....................ARE YOU F*ING KIDDING ME? were not chicks dont wine and dine us just post a pic of your ass with a price:)

Donts:
-dont try and always post the same pose hiding your ugly feature ie if you think your ass/face/tits is no good dont post all pics hiding it. were gonna c anyways.
-dont spam a million adds thats annoying

DO's
-Do post BASIC info ie. price, Ballpark location (city) and a full body pic
-Do post one frontal pic and one rear end pic (the more the better)

and remember dont write a bullshit paragraph using the words "sensual" and "upscale" we wont read it. it just makes it more annoying because you have to skim through it for a #$ and location.

If your asian.............good god just post ONE ad please!

Another thing you girls might wanna be aware of is this site www.bitchesofcraigslist.com were guys can scroll through thumbnails and avoid all the stomach pics. This site also allows you to type in words to EXCLUDE ie. "lili" "lulu" "mimi" "nana" or just "asian"

thnx and gd luck hope this helps
 

FortunateOne

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Although I get your POV, you should read the terms of use for posting CL ads before complaining about what is not there. Most smart sps do not include prices, because they are not allowed to. The posting system allows for one picture now, not a bunch. Graphic pics will also get the ad deleted by CL, so don't expect those either. There are always ways around these rules, but for the most part the sps posting the ads aren't going to mess around too much or they will see their account blocked and they will be unable to post any ads at all.

As for content, the sps who do NOT wish to see jackasses, but prefer polite and courteous callers, put more in their ads than price, pic and location. It is a marketing tool, and showing personality, education (i.e. the ability to form complete sentences and do it all without using ALL CAPS) is an important piece of information.

Most non-asians are unable to bypass the restrictions like the asian ones who can post so many ads for the same person. You can try flagging these spammers, but I doubt if you'll get any results. You can try complaining to them directly, but I doubt if they care. They are only interested in drowning out their direct competition (other micros) and not in your opinion. The only thing that might make a difference is by not using their services, and that isn't likely to happen.
 

bcneil

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One thing I would like to see is ladies putting their location.
If you do incalls put the city or area.
Putting silly things in the location section, like "in my bed"
Or "near the hospital" or "garden city" is pointless.

With the huge volume of ads, I always try to search by city.
I think lots of guys do this, and if put silly locations, their search will miss you
 

FortunateOne

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One thing I would like to see is ladies putting their location.
If you do incalls put the city or area.
Putting silly things in the location section, like "in my bed"
Or "near the hospital" or "garden city" is pointless.

With the huge volume of ads, I always try to search by city.
I think lots of guys do this, and if put silly locations, their search will miss you
This, and the age, are must haves, IMO. Sometimes older sps leave out their age, which is a big mistake because there are very very few advertisers at 35+ and they are very sought after by all ages. Cutesy locations are sometimes put in there by the webscammers, so that might be what happens when someone puts in nothing or "in your bed".
 

SeaToSky

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Mark your such an asshole I wish I could stick my new strap on in your ass and make you sqeal like the pig you really are. If you don't like the ads asshole don't look at them!
Jessica your such an asshole I wish I could stick my new strap on in your ass and make you whimper like the female dog you really are. If you don't like the posts asshole don't look at them!
 

Unpossible

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My pet peeve is when they only accept phone calls and don't give their name in the ad. What am I supposed to say?

"Hi, can I speak to cum guzzling fuck slut in Surrey, please?"
 

arianna_royale

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My pet peeve is when they only accept phone calls and don't give their name in the ad. What am I supposed to say?

"Hi, can I speak to cum guzzling fuck slut in Surrey, please?"
:D how about, I'm calling about your ad on CL ;)

Some girls choose not to have their name for several reasons..One being that CL bots/competitors tend to recognize patterns in ads that they like to flag such as a name ;)

but that would be funny, if you asked to speak to a cum guzzling slut :)
 

Unpossible

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:D how about, I'm calling about your ad on CL ;)
Yeah, but that makes me feel like I'm buying used lawn furniture. Not too sexy, unless maybe it's "cock swallowing cumdumpster" brand. :D
 

mark666

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The posting system allows for one picture now, not a bunch. Graphic pics will also get the ad deleted by CL, so don't expect those either.
Did not bring up anything about graphic pics just one frontal one rear. blurred out face is fine. Taking 2 pics and making them one image in paint isnt brain surgery man.
 

mark666

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Mark your such an asshole I wish I could stick my new strap on in your ass and make you sqeal like the pig you really are. If you don't like the ads asshole don't look at them!
If you dont like my threads dont read them.......let alone post dumb ass replys.
 

mark666

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There are alot of gentlemen out there that like to know more about you because they are not into just the sex part
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mark666

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Jessica your such an asshole I wish I could stick my new strap on in your ass and make you whimper like the female dog you really are. If you don't like the posts asshole don't look at them!
.............x2
 

moi

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What you must remember, Mark, is that not all guys are looking for the same thing you are.

I post in the manner you don't like, speaking somewhat educated while sensual. Why??? Because I don't want the kind of guys that I wouldn't waste my time with. This has paid off because I've only ever had great respectful men actually book with me after the initial slew of emails.

I agree posting a clear picture is better. Even if the face is blurred out, at least a somewhat clear body shot is fair. Otherwise, don't post at all lol.

As for location, I suppose that applies to B.C. as Edm takes 20min to drive anywhere lol.
 

Katlyn

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Mark, you're on about the location, age, and posting crappy pictures that don't actually show anything. BUT you are way off on the language you are talking about. Thing is, for you this is true, but almost all of my clients make a point of telling me that they like how I don't write that way. There are people looking for everything and Arianna is right on. How can I advertise something they will not receive? If I post the way you are suggesting, the clients that come see me will be expecting something much different than the ones I currently get, whom expect exactly what I offer because I am upfront and write my ads in the way I have found find me the right clients. Truth is I don't have the type of body that the guys who make the choices based on photo alone are looking for. As much as I would love to have guys drooling over my awesome cleavage that is a fantasy and those men aren't my market.

There are lots of girls who market to clients like you though so don't worry. Also as for the Asian multi-posting thing, never fear! CL has made a lot of changes recently and it's become easier for us non-micros to post which means you'll see more and more of us on there and won't notice the same micro posting 20 times in a day :)
 
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