Can you believe, when I dropped my Galaxy I called to find out about a replacement and what else was available to me at the time, this would have been December/January. She says "Yes, we have The iPhone 4"
I was like "wait, isn't the iPhone 5 out?"
She did not have much to say about that! It's always freaken training day when you call into those centers.
As for your paperweight idea, yeah...I got a few myself.
ha!