✨Amira @ Fever 🔥 - Teenage fuck doll, wet and ready for use. 💦
- Thread starter Asian Fever
- Start date
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.
We used to donate blood, but they always ask stupid questions.... "Whose blood is it? Why is it in a bucket?" I stopped doing this.
A man walked into a tavern and took a seat at the bar, the tavern master walked up to the man and asked him "What can I do for you tonight?" The man looked at the tavern master and said "In my left pocket I have a ten inch pianist, for a mug of your finest brew I will have him play you a song that would bring a tear to the eyes of the gods." Intriguing the tavern master poured the man a mug of the finest brew and true to his word the main pulled a tiny pianist from his pocket and with a nod he began to play.
At the end of the song and with tears in his eyes the tavern master asked what else this stranger could do. With a smile the man replied "in my right pocket I have a tiny wizard who will gant you one wish if you give me a whole keg of your finest brew."
Without hesitation the tavern master rolled a keg of his finest brew out for the stranger who, true to his word, pulled a tiny wizard from his pocket. Eager for his wish the tavern master turned to the wizard and declared "Wizard! I want one hundred thousand bucks!" With a twinkle in his eye and a wave of his wand, a bright light filled the tavern. And when the light cleared the tavern master found that his tavern was filled with one hundred thousand ducks, all quaking away in surprise. Angrily, he turned to the stanger, who was helping himself to the keg and asked what the big deal was?
With a sardonic smile the man replied "The wizard is hard of hearing, do you really think I wished for a ten inch pianist?"
At the end of the song and with tears in his eyes the tavern master asked what else this stranger could do. With a smile the man replied "in my right pocket I have a tiny wizard who will gant you one wish if you give me a whole keg of your finest brew."
Without hesitation the tavern master rolled a keg of his finest brew out for the stranger who, true to his word, pulled a tiny wizard from his pocket. Eager for his wish the tavern master turned to the wizard and declared "Wizard! I want one hundred thousand bucks!" With a twinkle in his eye and a wave of his wand, a bright light filled the tavern. And when the light cleared the tavern master found that his tavern was filled with one hundred thousand ducks, all quaking away in surprise. Angrily, he turned to the stanger, who was helping himself to the keg and asked what the big deal was?
With a sardonic smile the man replied "The wizard is hard of hearing, do you really think I wished for a ten inch pianist?"
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
