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I'm new to Nanaimo, and I'm hoping to find a woman who delivers a firm, full body, therapeutic style massage with a hand finish, similar to the treatment that Jenny 9038 in Langley delivers. Preferably Asian and near to the Old Quarter if possible, and with modest pricing ($150/hr max.) If she...

There are posts from several years ago about a massage practitioner Beverly whose treatments included happy endings. Is this the same Beverly who has a wellness spa on Anchor Way in Nanoose Bay?

December 17 is the first of the seven-day holiday of Saturnalia, the ancient Roman festival celebrated with "an overabundance of wine, cunnilingus, and fruitcake. In that order." https://www.rte.ie/lifestyle/living/2025/1217/1547485-saturnalia-how-did-ancient-people-celebrate-this-time-of-year/

The latest ad on Leolist for Aqua Spa, Langley includes these contradictory instructions: MASSAGE NEED AN APPOINTMENT BEFORE YOU COME IN WALK IN ANY TIME BEFORE 10PM Does anyone understand what the procedure is for Aqua Spa these days? Must one make an appointment or not?

I am going on a road trip to Nelson, and it would be nice to enjoy a half-service massage session, preferably in Osoyoos and/or Nelson. Can you recommend a good rub-and-tug in those areas?

Are you a gentleman who hates condoms because they diminish your sensitivity? Have you found a brand (make/model) that you can tolerate better than most? Your recommendation for a "you'd never know it's there" condom would be appreciated.

I'm really turned on by her nerdy girl with classes and B cups appearance, but... Two large red flags: 1) Only $150/hr is too good to be true 2) She insists on payment in advance for first time clients Can anyone vouch that she's legit?

Microsoft keeps pestering me to upgrade my operating system from Windows 10 to 11, and I'm nervous about fucking with a computer that's working brilliantly. Have you done the upgrade and are you pleased or do you regret it? Cheers, Oldfart

She advertises that she will come to you from White Rock. According to her Leolist ad she's a 53-year old Asian woman, and my curiosity is piqued. Can anyone tell me more about Vicky and her massage services?

Yesterday I heard a female reporter on CNN say "blowjobs" when she was talking about a meme published about Vice President Harris and Secretary Clinton. This morning "blowjobs" came out of the mouth of a woman reading the news on the CBC regarding the same issue. The genie is now out of the...

This dude goes up to women on the street and offer them a creampie...

She was mentioned in a post about six months ago, as providing a good teasing massage with a happy ending. I did a search for "Sasha" and got WAY too many results, none of whom seemed to be the one at Angel's in Langley. Is she still there, and if so, how would you describe her appearance and...

I was browsing through the Leolist escort ads and noticed that some of the text in one was in Chinese characters, so I asked Mister Google to translate. I was surprised to see that the translation included, in addition to such services as full body roaming and blowjob, something I'd never heard...

I heard a representative from Swan on News1130 this morning talking about the sex trade. https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2024/02/09/richmond-massage-parlour-raids-sex-workers/

Hacks. Especially if you appreciate smart, sexy, bi-sexual millennial women like Hannah Einbinder. The episode I watched last night was maybe the first time I've ever heard the word cunnilingus spoken on TV (by Margaret Cho, no less).

Hailey's ad makes her offerings seem more legit than sensual. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/delta_surrey_langley_awesome_hong_kong_style_skin_care_beauty_therapy_massage-8525808 A therapeutic style massage with an erotic conclusion is what I would enjoy but...

Happy Xmas!

I searched and found no reviews. Her ad description to me seems almost Too Good To Be True, and you know what that means. She's using the name of an alien abductee, but that could mean she's really cool. Of course, it could also mean she's into anal probes. Before I feel her out with a text I...

The dude who did the play-by-play was OK, but he didn't have the same magic as Shorty.