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I searched and found no reviews. Her ad description to me seems almost Too Good To Be True, and you know what that means. She's using the name of an alien abductee, but that could mean she's really cool. Of course, it could also mean she's into anal probes. Before I feel her out with a text I...

The dude who did the play-by-play was OK, but he didn't have the same magic as Shorty.

https://www.mensjournal.com/news/brazilian-wandering-spider-shuts-down-austrian-supermarket?fbclid=IwAR1r2CHNKKVNnSe4uwffbMtTxOmMKeXwreM16dg63hCv6vB62MncsRlBjhk Brazilian Wandering Spider Venom Causes Long-Lasting Erections

In one of the older threads there is a reference to a full-service spa in Aldergrove. I tried to find it, but my search was fruitless. Can anyone provide details about what this place may be, and whether it's worth checking out?

Brits are keeping more than a stiff upper lip at a party site for King Charles’ coronation. Pranksters mowed a giant erect penis into the hallowed lawn of Royal Crescent in Bath, where a major celebration is planned, according to outlets. The 30-foot spectacle was apparent to locals on Thursday...

Did anyone else visualize this when the new logo was unveiled?

https://www.burnabynow.com/bc-news/fort-nelson-school-apologizes-for-sexual-materials-given-to-students-6676170??utm_source=facebook

Her photos are unique, according to Tineye, and I found no reviews. According to her ad, she has a "titillating butt." One wonders if she has buttilating tits? But seriously, folks, she seems appealing to this old fart, so any information will be appreciated.

She has aroused my - curiosity, so if you have any intelligence, I'd appreciate it if you would please share it. I'm quite sure her photos are original, and 32B is one of my favourite flavours.

One of the Langley rub and tugs is using this image on their Leolist ad... Should I call and ask what time Ms. Shutterstock is working today?

I arrive in an Asian Massage Parlour and tell the attendant I want a 30-minute session, but not full service. What is the most polite yet effective way to let her know I want a blow-job? I'm assuming it's neither "I'd like you to suck my cock" nor "please put my penis in your mouth." The...

Indonesia makes it illegal to have sex outside wedlock. https://www.euronews.com/travel/2022/12/07/indonesia-bans-sex-outside-of-marriage-will-new-laws-affect-tourists-too

I was disappointed to discover this has nothing to do with oral sex: https://www.npr.org/2022/12/05/1140696560/oxford-word-2022-goblin-mode This year, Oxford Languages, the creator of the Oxford English Dictionary, titled "goblin mode" as the 2022 Word of the Year, meaning it best reflected the...

The new mini series on Netflix, shot on Vancouver Island is amazing, stunning, brilliant, captivating and inspiring. And that was just the first five minutes. Now I want to explore more of my beautiful province.

Please take a few minutes today to learn a little about the hideous things Canada did to indigenous people...

I'm obsessed with the woman in the Bestbuy commercial. Have you seen it? Every time she jumps up and down, she's wearing a new wardrobe and in a new situation. She captivates me, and I want to do bad things with her. Yes, I know she's probably young enough to be my grand-daughter. She and I...

I was flipping through the massage ads on Leolist and I stumbled upon something I thought was strange. This is verbatim from the ad: Our service is very good... Use body oil, take a bath together... You will have a lot of aftertaste... The room is very clean I will have a lot of aftertaste...

From her ad on Leolist massage (0055) to the one review I saw on this board, she seems to be the kind of woman I would love to get a special massage treatment from. Her rates are on the high side for this Old Age Pensioner, so I will have to save up for a while, though. In the meantime, if...

During the Rogers outage Friday, Jas Johal on "NW was interviewing a guest who said he was using an ISP that was better and cheaper than the Big Three, but the cocksucker never mentioned its name. Do you know a better, cheaper Internet provider in the Vancouver area (Langley specifically)? I...