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  1. Oldfart

    Facebook Is Down

    Go to Twitter and search for #facbook down. It's very amusing. Many folks saying it's tied in with the end of the Mayan calendar!
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    Boy Steals Mother's Jewels to Pay for Brothel Visit

    Two 14-year-old German boys have been charged with stealing €3,000 worth of jewellery from one of their mothers, to pay for a visit to a brothel. Police said the boys were still grinning as they were being questioned. http://www.thelocal.de/society/20121009-45439.html I never did anything like...
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    Happy 10-10 to all you Taiwaneese guys and gals

    That's pretty much it. Happy 10-10 to all you Taiwaneese guys and gals.
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    Warning for men about pruning your pubes

    This is very funny shit... "After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a...
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    Nude photos on CL Therapeutic

    Is anyone else surprised to see scads of nude photos being posted on Craigslist? Wonder how long that will last.
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    Grammar

    Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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    Vulva Massage DemonstrationTuesday

    Did anyone else notice this in the Georgia Straight events listings? Vulva Massage July 3, 2012, 7:30 pm Learn the fundamental touch and communication skills that everyone needs for giving and receiving a sensual massage. Live demonstration included. More information at...
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    Who knows about Petro-Canada cell phone service?

    Petro-Canada Mobility is offering 300 minutes of talk per month with unlimited text and unlimited mobile web browsing for $38. This seems too good to be true. Does anyone know if it's any good?
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    Canucks Extend Alain Vigneault's' Contract

    Vancouver Canucks President and General Manager Mike Gillis announced today that Head Coach Alain Vigneault has agreed to terms on a contract extension. http://canucks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=632545
  10. Oldfart

    Cindy 1968 Lansdowne

    Has anyone had a massage from Cindy? She advertises in CL Therapeutic (1968) as giving a "Real good massage" with "no sexual service." She says she is near Lansdowne Mall. (I realize this is Raine's neighbourhood.) No replies, so I took one for the team. See the Massage section for a review.
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    Canucks Extend Mike Gillis' Contract

    Vancouver Canucks management has extended Mike Gillis' contract http://canucks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=630937
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    Funny, Filthy Teddy Bear Movie

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    Funniest Typo of the Day

    I saw this on Craigslist and just had to share it... i have beautiful mocha skin that tastes like heave
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    World's Cruelest Practical Joke?

    The "wrongulator" is a calculator that always gives an incorrect answer. http://www.red5.co.uk/new-gadgets/wrongulator.aspx
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    Go the Fuck to Sleep

    Samuel L. Jackson reads his favourite bedtime story.
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    No Masturbating on Game Day

    How many others believe it's bad luck to masturbate before an important Stanley Cup game? No, of course I'm not talking about the team -- I mean us superstitious fans!
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    Breast Size Map

    Map shows average breast size of women in all the countries in the world. Canada: C USA: D Mexico: B See the map
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    Portable Massage Table - $125

    Seldom used portable massage table. See details on Craigslist, please: https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2023682230/wnht9
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    Is Vivian Still Working? (Willingdon & Imperial)

    Vivian used to post 1 or 2 ads a day on CL Therapeutic, but I haven't seen any in quite a while. Does anyone know if she has gone away or closed up shop? I'd like a return visit, but I don't have her phone number anymore. She's a mature Chinese woman whose location used to be near Willingdon...
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    Lifelike Female Robot Unveiled in Japan

    http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/humanoids/040310-geminoid-f-hiroshi-ishiguro-unveils-new-smiling-female-android But is "she" anatomically correct?
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