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  1. Elle Diablo

    Farting in Public

    hahahaha ... reminds of this one time i was on the bus and you know how you know to see regular people from around the 'hood, so there's this guy ('mentally challenged') ... on the not so packed bus ... standing right in front of me (a little too close) ... backside to my front side ... him...
  2. Elle Diablo

    What gets your Spidey senses tingling

    Not always is this the case. Some offer half hours for the clients that think the hour is a wee bit steep.
  3. Elle Diablo

    Why Do So Many Believe in Life Afer Death?

    I must chime in! I was witness to an object in the sky and it wasn't a star. Summertime, the stars (the object was larger than any star i've seen) were not out yet but the sky was dimming. The object came from out of nowhere (that i saw) 'hovered' (?) above the mountains-ish and then disappeared...
  4. Elle Diablo

    In Memoriam...

    They are the bestest friends ever ... I know what it means to have to let go. My heartfelt thoughts go out to you.
  5. Elle Diablo

    Why Do So Many Believe in Life Afer Death?

    The idea that life continues after one's body dies is a much more agreeable prospect than "... we die, and that's it. Game over." Why do so many choose to believe in life after death? I presume it's simply a choice one makes like how one chooses to believe nothing happens. Curious though...
  6. Elle Diablo

    Kittens.

    Well, of course female cats are prettier that's because male cats are handsome! :eyebrows:
  7. Elle Diablo

    Kittens.

    Ooooooh!!! Is this a sore point for me ... and I am a cat owner! I have had to deal with my neighbour's animals for what seems way too long that I've decided to save myself a trip to the asylum by turning the other cheek (deeeep breaths), I mean it's not the animals' fault, right? My cats don't...
  8. Elle Diablo

    SPs: When Did You Know You Were Good at Giving Head?

    THE moment I took the organ in my mouth ... and like with any innate ability it took lifetimes of practice until the ability became naturally instinctive!
  9. Elle Diablo

    SP's And Communication: I See Their Point Now

    I can give you a guesstimation ... 20 years! (this information has been sited from experience :doh:)
  10. Elle Diablo

    Advice for an SP who works casually

    7: ... and sometimes "A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed." - Alexander Chase (can work wonders in ALL areas of life, although not to be abused :thumb:)
  11. Elle Diablo

    A good laugh...

    :pound: FUNBAG NAPKIN :pound: :pound: :pound: It actually would help catch stuff like popcorn from falling between the cleavage! :pound: I, myself, prefer a dickie!!!
  12. Elle Diablo

    A good laugh...

    It's next to impossible to dress without showing cleavage ... and if I try to "expose less" the boobs still leave bumps in the shirt. They're there, they're big and they are going to be shown off. A good day is when I get a polite, flirty "thank you for those", I'll just give a wink and a smile...
  13. Elle Diablo

    Escort gave me her number

    The fact that he's even thinking "free pussy" on this board makes this a "Christian Mingles" Place. Hypocracy at it's finest?
  14. Elle Diablo

    ~*~ Yesterday in the New York Post... ~*~

    This inquiring mind wants to know the differences (if any) between a pimp and the producers of a prime time reality TV show exploiting a bunch of hookers ... ? (this is not being sarcastic - i really want to know if there are differences)
  15. Elle Diablo

    Escort gave me her number

    If you're looking to take advantage of someone who sounds to be friendly, then no you shouldn't call her.
  16. Elle Diablo

    Pornstars without makeup

    OMG!!! If I didn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't believe the transformations! I'm not one to use a whole lotta make up, but now I understand why some females feel "naked" without it.
  17. Elle Diablo

    A Day in the Life of ...

    Day One ... How to make a goat squeal like a pig. :high5:
  18. Elle Diablo

    ~*~ an ode to the ladies ~*~

    I have many ideas :eyebrows:
  19. Elle Diablo

    ~*~ an ode to the ladies ~*~

    Oh how you've been inspired GentlemanGhost, but how you inspire is to behold!
  20. Elle Diablo

    ~*~ an ode to the ladies ~*~

    Because I can be a greedy bitch :cool:, I'd like to pick both asset and service - boobs and blow jobs.
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