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Maybe it’s you? It took 2 hours to get the first reply to your post. 😀

I don’t poon, but I am a regular with your SO.

Trust me. Your wife is fantastic at BJs.

I bought an iPod when I was in university. I took it everywhere (trips, gym, walks, etc). I had it for years.

My mom always said “life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

Penthouse Forum. It made me believe all I had to do was get a job as a security guard in a warehouse during the graveyard shift. And in due time, a beautiful woman would have car trouble on a dark rainy night and she would come to my warehouse and we would have sex all night long until a tow...

Elias Pettersson signed an 8 year contract extension.

I disagree with this. My now ex-girlfriend (who absolutely was a supporter of women’s rights) said she hated me and I was an asshole.

Maybe she’s still out of condoms so she’s not working until she can get some more?

In the Perb universe, I am the greatest thing on God’s green earth. In the real world…not so much.

Are you day drinking right now @vanperb?

I love lamp.

It’s ok for him to park up to 3 hours but you’ve been parking there for years (on average for over 2 hours) and have been ticketed?

Why are you looking for a good handjob? You should be looking for a great handjob!

Speaking from personal experience (with the exception of one- too much teeth), all of your wives are fantastic at BBBJWS.

My girlfriend loves Greek, but not the kind that you perverts are talking about.

I guess this is more of a song than a video. Anyways…Merry Christmas.

Reacher on Amazon Prime (season 2 just started).

Are you looking for inspiration for your erotic poetry?