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Hey there .... anyone wanna come and break in the new incall today ? Same great Surrey rates ..... 778-882-4787

Posting from my new incall in Burnaby ... I'd throw up an ad and have someone come over and break it in with me but I'm looking like a drowned rat right now, moving all day in the rain. I'm pretty sure everything is ready here .... just have to stop at the drug store on the way over tomorrow...

Attractive, bubbly, firm/fit plus sized 41 year old lady ..... Surrey's Jewel ! Ok, I am giddy with excitement about broadening my horizons and expanding my availability to Burnaby ...... come and celebrate my new upcoming venture .... available all day at my Surrey incall .... 15 min full...

Don't let all the hecklers / nay-sayers mislead you ... there are options out there ! You haven't stated your preference for looks here but if you are ok with a bigger, toned, 100 percent drug/disease free fit mature lady with a clean, safe incall ... u can check me out. Only $60 for full GFE...

Bump, bump, bump

Hey there, in approximately 2 weeks I will be seeing clients at my new incall in Burnaby. I'll still be available some of the time at my usual spot in Surrey but am just mixing it up a little. Hope you will take the plunge and come and see me !!! Oh ya .... and same great rates and services...

haha, that's cute ! Clients who smoke don't bother me one bit (don't allow it in my place of course) but I don't like it when your on a piece of fitness equipment and the person next to you has just had a smoke before coming into the gym and I feel like I'm breathing it in as I'm working out...

I'm sure there are many, many who would be ok with you being a smoker but .......when you are ready to give up smoking again .... try an e-cigarette to help you quit. They work awesome. I know so many 20+ year smokers who have quit with an e-cig. They really are one of the greatest new...

I see ... so you are the only one that uses the term eating disorder correctly. Anyone else using it is using it only to mislead everyone else away from a mental problem .... ok .... that makes sense ...... lol

You obviously have not looked up what an eating disorder actually is - you just wrote here what you personally think it is. Lame !

Of course no one defends them ... all they need to do is exercise less and eat more. How dare they be seeking recognition when there are so many billions of people battling the bulge worldwide. ;)

Don't miss it this time ! We are booking up with repeat clients so make your plans and come and check us out ! Melissa Lane & Surrey's Jewel know how to get dirty and have a good time. We will be entertaining in Jewel's clean, comfortable apartment starting from approximately 8 am until...

Exactly ... If it was as easy as some people on here say ... eat less exercise more ... don't you think being thin would be increasing .. it's a complex, world wide problem. Yes eating less and exercising has an effect but it also slows the metabolism and stops working over time and repeated...

I sincerely think that there is something in animal products perhaps something to fatten up the animals prior to slaughter that makes people crave food and become obese. I have given up animal products for the most part (for a couple of years) .. no dairy, no meat I eat as much vegan as I can...

Canada is #6 highest rate .. there is a worldwide problem due to urbanization and the advancement of technology verses physical labor. If the solution is just eat less and exercise more the whole world is pretty fucked up.

Awwww, thank you so much ! :nod: Now if only I could gain Chilli's respect .... baaaaahahahaha !

You seem dimmer and dimmer with each post !

I see what you are saying about the added cost to healthcare but then the people who are running those 5 km jog and get shin splints or the like should have to pay for their health care costs and the type A person who gives himself a heart attack ... you see where this is headed. We are all in...

thanks for the chuckle ....