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Let's see you punch a hole in THAT bad boy, asshole... :rolleyes:

Walmart Blue Light special... Ca-ching... Ca-ching...

I'm not sure where you got the $250 Carman Fox information but it might be a bit dated. The Foxden surroundings are absolutely fabulous - kind of like a modern museum of old time brothels. Some guys like that - on the other hand, many of the AMPs only have a residential hot water heater for the...

And when was the last time this exact event occurred in Vancouver?

LMAO... Too bad, I'd buy a ticket to get it surgically attached beside mine - can you imagine, 2 dicks! The line-up forms here!

Hey... I like that!

You missed a category... None of the Above

Charitable event = tax deduction so it's only $12k out of pocket! lol

Now pardon me if I missed something here greggy, but at least 4 SP`s and 3 MP`s were mentioned in the rather rambling first post of your link. Would it be too much to ask that you clearly state who the lady in the CL ad is and clearly state what her service and attitude are said to be? :confused:

Hmmmm... Now why would someone worried about hidden fees go to the place where they invented them - and really, really big fees to boot? Hmmmm...

The first time I saw her was when she was just getting back in the biz. She was very, very accomodating - extra time, first class service - a real GFE experience. The second time she had some other engagement soon after mine even though I had arranged it several days in advance. The service...

I've done it spoon style with any anal virgins I've been responsible for. They did the shoving and I just provided the 'stable platform' so to speak. That gave them lots of flexibility regarding positioning and timing and allowed me to work their vaginal area with my fingers. Lot's of lube is a...

Fer Chrissake! Listen to the woman on this one!

Hi Kev... Damn, I lost my virginity when I was 12 and it's done nothing but cost me money since!

Jeez, I was one of those guys! A few years back I thought I would take ole Captain Kirk up on the 'All-Bran Challenge'... What a friggin' disaster! Shit came out like a very large bullet all right, but STINK? OH... MY... FRIGGIN'... GAWD! Even I couldn't stand it so I gave it up as more TV...

If they use the excuse of not being able to discuss business over the phone, take a firm grip on your wallet and run for the hills! This is the clearest sign that I know of an SP being a total rip-off.

Don't forget to buy a gun! Actually buy three or four, one little guy for small food, a shotgun for birds and things and real big mother-fucker for moose and bear and such! And lots of bullets. Oh... and change that cash for gold. Then you just show up again when the next up-cycle is...

No, no.... Desi asked about oral only service "...like Teri in Surrey use to..." You had to have a session from Teri to understand what he means by that.

Yep, I sure have... With about half of the SP's I have seen since I started in 1990. The other half didn't turn me on enough to want to eat their ass or wouldn't let me. The last one was last night as a matter of fact - a sweet 20 year old that enthusiastically exclaimed about the number of...

PUMP UP THE STUMP!!