I guess YMMV depending on the chicken, but here are a few other ideas I saw online:
-pick your nose -jump up and down -do a cartwheel -show me your ass -take off your clothes -do pushups -take a dump -eat yourself -turn on the tv -turn off the lights -do yoga -throw pillows -do ballet -go fuck...
So for anyone who hasn't seen this, take a look at:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Tell the chicken to do whatever you want and he does it. Moonwalk, riverdance, chicken sandwich, lay an egg, you name it... I'm glad I don't have that job :)
Speaking from a guy's point of view, Victoria-Lee gets top honors for explaining how this business works IMHO. You'll probably want to get some pictures available online as that will really help. Get an email address along with that pager too and check it often.
Everyone has limits which is...
I haven't seen this specific version, but it is a fairly common scam. The basic elements include a large sum of money which is transferred to you, you transfer 80-90% somewhere else, and you keep a large fee. Commonly it is a government official or royalty trying to keep money from a new...