Tiger Woods will finally...

[Cobra GT]

The best part that almost made me crash my car while driving and listening to his press conference this morning was the fact that he is converting "back" to BUDDHISM.

I don't have a problem with what he did or does in his personal life, but don't bullsh** us with this stuff.

 

[myselftheother]

Quite honestly, I could care less if he rots in hell. He's a self-serving, arrogant, egotistical, cheap narcissist.

I object to this statement...he's not cheap.

 

[sonoman]

I object to this statement...he's not cheap.

I didn't say he wasn't good at flaunting his money...

 

[myselftheother]

I didn't say he wasn't good at flaunting his money...

Sorry, I meant that as a joke....I see you didn't get it. But, to refer to your quote, flaunting his money? How? If you're worth nearly 1 billion....pretty hard not to flaunt it in some way. I doubt he's going to live in a modest flat in a modest apt building or some condo....or drive a Neon or something. He's just a guy who got into something that blew up in his face, and learned a valuable life lesson...everyhting good and bad eventually grinds to a halt.

 

[kidstone]

Here's the thing that bothers me about this whole affair. It's really that Tiger was stupid and he's acting like your typical middle class guy who can't think outside the conventional rules of society.

Tiger didn't need to cheat. By that I mean he didn't have to lie to his wife and sneak around behind her back with all them hos. He could have been honest, had the hos, and maybe had the wife, too.

He just had to be up front with his wife before he married her.

He just had to say to her: Look, honey, I'm Tiger Goddamn Woods. I got more money than God. I'm the best in my sport. Every man wants to be me, and every woman wants to have me--at least for one night. The rules don't apply to me. And you know what? I'm going to have any woman I want. But here's the deal--if you marry me you get to be Mrs. Tiger Goddamn Woods. You get all that money and the best life it can buy for you. I'm still going to have sex with any woman I choose. But I promise to tell you about it, if you want to know about it. And I promise to be safe and get myself checked on a regular basis so you don't get any STDs. That's the deal, take it or leave it.

The fact that he couldn't be honest with her--and apparently not with himself--makes him a schmuck. And he deserves every bad thing that comes his way. But it bugs me that he was so stupid.

 

[rafterman]

He just had to say to her: Look, honey, I'm Tiger Goddamn Woods. I got more money than God. I'm the best in my sport. Every man wants to be me, and every woman wants to have me--at least for one night. The rules don't apply to me. And you know what? I'm going to have any woman I want. But here's the deal--if you marry me you get to be Mrs. Tiger Goddamn Woods. You get all that money and the best life it can buy for you. I'm still going to have sex with any woman I choose. But I promise to tell you about it, if you want to know about it. And I promise to be safe and get myself checked on a regular basis so you don't get any STDs. That's the deal, take it or leave it.

The fact that he couldn't be honest with her--and apparently not with himself--makes him a schmuck. And he deserves every bad thing that comes his way. But it bugs me that he was so stupid.

Ha ha ha....and they said romance was dead.

 

[Bartdude]

Really ironic - on so many levels - that guys on a sex trade review board would be denigrating some guy for sexual transgressions.

 

[rafterman]

LOL yes, very interesting!

Ha ha ha....in the States they call them Republicans.

 

[87112]

The whole ordeal is goofy. His sex life is his business and his wife's. There is no need to say I'm sorry like that.

 

[hunsperger]

There is no need to say I'm sorry like that.

don't worry, he didn't mean it...

the whole thing was about as sincere as an extenZe informercial...

which in this case may be appropriate...

he is just trying to repair his tattered image, with the exception of the sheeple...

I was wrong about him memorizing his speech...

he couldn't utter three words without looking down to his IMG written script...

this was nothing but a corporate press conference...

the Buddhist has been busthed...

now back to his sex addiction rehab...

 

[HubbaHubba]

don't worry, he didn't mean it...

the whole thing was about as sincere as an extenZe informercial...

which in this case may be appropriate...

he is just trying to repair his tattered image, with the exception of the sheeple...

I was wrong about him memorizing his speech...

he couldn't utter three words without looking down to his IMG written script...

this was nothing but a corporate press conference...

the Buddhist has been busthed...

now back to his sex addiction rehab...

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't......end of the day, he owes U nothing! hey huny, imagine what it would be like if someone actually cared about your life??? There's something you won't need to worry about!

 

[InTheBum]

I saw the Tiger speech and I dont know about you guys, but to me it sounded like a business speach lol.

Lets all keep this in perspective here. Nothing against his wife, kids, family etc which I'm sure he will work out, but lets face it......tiger is a product and a very valuable product in the golfing world and to businesses. He alot of time to prepare this speech soooooooo...I dunno.....sounded to plain to me.

It sounded like a business speech???? LOL

It was a Lawyer/Agent written and practised speech!!! LOLOLOL...I can just see it:

Agent and Several Lawyers in fancy room with leather couches..."Okay Tiger...let's try it again...and slow it down and speak really slow...where I wrote slow down. Also, speak clearly, and act depressed and have a sorry look on your face!"

"We will tell them you have been in sex therapy for the last 45 days to help cure the evils and demons within!"

LOLOLOLOL

What a fucking joke!

 

[HubbaHubba]

It sounded like a business speech???? LOL

He's a golfer not a guy who talks professionally for a living. Because he's a great golfer does that mean he has to be a great public speaker? It's time for everyone to leave Tiger and his family alone and let them deal with their problems. Didn't matter what he said, the same idiots(you included ITB) would still complain and put down whatever he had to say. Was a no win situation for the guy.

 

[HankQuinlan]

The real press conference: Tiger announces his return to sex!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to

 

[zaig]

don't worry, he didn't mean it...

the whole thing was about as sincere as an extenZe informercial...

which in this case may be appropriate...

he is just trying to repair his tattered image, with the exception of the sheeple...

I was wrong about him memorizing his speech...

he couldn't utter three words without looking down to his IMG written script...

this was nothing but a corporate press conference...

the Buddhist has been busthed...

now back to his sex addiction rehab...

Amazing. Everytime hunny posts I find it absoulutely amazing that he can outdo himself.

He really reminds me of the old expression,

It's better to be silent and thought a fool,

than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Congradulations hunny, you have removed all doubt.

I think hunny deserves the most idiotic posters award, and he should have it in perpetuity.

 

[TheRussian]

With so much to loose you think he would have thought about this. People are nuts if they think they can keep secrets!

 

[Bartdude]

don't worry, he didn't mean it...

the whole thing was about as sincere as an extenZe informercial...

which in this case may be appropriate...

he is just trying to repair his tattered image, with the exception of the sheeple...

I was wrong about him memorizing his speech...

he couldn't utter three words without looking down to his IMG written script...

this was nothing but a corporate press conference...

the Buddhist has been busthed...

now back to his sex addiction rehab...

Thanks for proving my point, moron.

 

[hunsperger]

Thanks for proving my point, moron.

Barf...

if you really want to see something ironic and moronic...

go back and read your unbridled defence of Woods...

you were and continue to be so far up his sphincter we can barely see your feet...

you and your "covered four Masters" friend...

BTW, was that you sitting next to Kultida weeping...

I loved the part where he lashes out at people for fabricating stories...

this from a sociopathic creep who has been jerk on and off the course for god knows how long...

 

[sonoman]

There is no need to say I'm sorry like that.

No? There is if you care about sponsors.

 

[uncleg]

No? There is if you care about sponsors.

Care about the sponsors, or the fat paychecks they provide ?