I'm a newbie on this site, and to the lifestyle. Recently I went to Montreal for the first time and was advised by all the guys to have at least one lapdance. I never go to the strip clubs here so have never had a lapdance. What an eye opener! The women in the two clubs I went to were astonishingly beautiful and the dances were cheap ($10 at one club). I understand that the contact laws in Quebec are the most lax in the country and depending on the girl I was often invited to grab anything and some grabbed right back. It was the best part of the trip and now I think I'm addicted! Since I have read enough to know that the laws in Vancouver are ridiculous I was wondering if anyone knew what the action was like in Seattle? I had heard there was a retarded 4ft law but I also understand it was repealed at one time. Is it worse down there than up here? Does anyone know the closest province/state that allows at least some grabbing? Thanks in advance for any help that you can give. I really appreciate it.
Seattle lapdance laws
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Thanks HubbaHubba (great name BTW). At minimum there has to be booze. I won't waste my time or gas going to Seattle then.
no.5 oranage... best lap dances, full contact and sometimes a bit more too 
only bad part is its $50 a dance, but if you factor in the cost of a ticket to Montreal its still cheaper
only bad part is its $50 a dance, but if you factor in the cost of a ticket to Montreal its still cheaper
No.5 is a colossal WOTAM. For the cost of 2-6 dances (10-30 mins, let's be generous) you could have a full session with someone who will do more than just tease you, leave you feeling horny and frustrated, and immediately ditch you for the next paying patron. A more mercenary bunch (as a whole) you'll never meet. I've never understood why men would allow themselves to be gouged so badly for so little. To each their own, I guess, but it strikes me as the classic example of more dollars than sense.
is it cheaper than Montreal? let's do a little math, just for fun. Let's assume $50 a dance in Vancouver and $10 a dance in Montreal (both about right) wherever you happen to be going, for a round figure. Let's further use the figure of $700 for the cost of a return flight from VAN-MTL (yes, cheaper and more expensive are both available) Furthermore, for a simple figure let's use $100 a night for a hotel (yes, both cheaper and more expensive are available once again) Let's also assume (generously) that each song the girls dance is 5 minutes long, for simple math.
OK, so, a long weekend in Montreal of 3 days (exclusive of dances) will cost you $1000.00. (airfare $700.00 + $300.00 for hotel) We'll assume for fun that the cost of food and such is the same (Montreal is cheaper) and so we'll leave that out of the equation.
So, 25 dances in Vancouver at 50 bucks a dance will cost you $1250.00 (this is for 125 minutes of dancing, assuming 5 minutes a song) Some guys will do this in a night, a little over 2 hours, no problem. 25 dances in Montreal will cost you $1250. $700 airfare, $300 in hotel, and $250 in dances. Everything else over 25 dances in Montreal is gravy, compared to Vancouver, because you've already hit the equilibrium point.
In other words, for the cost of anything over 25 dances in No. 5 Orange (a little over 2 hours of dancing), assuming you live in Vancouver, you could have gone on a vacation to Montreal for a long weekend, paid your airfare, paid your hotel, paid for all the dancing, gotten better service from hotter girls, eaten better food, experienced better night life and generally had a better time.
Still, I'm sure that getting lap dances at No.5 makes sense to somebody out there. Yes, yes, make the "dances over time" argument for me. The economics don't change, it just takes longer. At the end of it it's still only two hours of dancing. C'mon.
OK, so, a long weekend in Montreal of 3 days (exclusive of dances) will cost you $1000.00. (airfare $700.00 + $300.00 for hotel) We'll assume for fun that the cost of food and such is the same (Montreal is cheaper) and so we'll leave that out of the equation.
So, 25 dances in Vancouver at 50 bucks a dance will cost you $1250.00 (this is for 125 minutes of dancing, assuming 5 minutes a song) Some guys will do this in a night, a little over 2 hours, no problem. 25 dances in Montreal will cost you $1250. $700 airfare, $300 in hotel, and $250 in dances. Everything else over 25 dances in Montreal is gravy, compared to Vancouver, because you've already hit the equilibrium point.
In other words, for the cost of anything over 25 dances in No. 5 Orange (a little over 2 hours of dancing), assuming you live in Vancouver, you could have gone on a vacation to Montreal for a long weekend, paid your airfare, paid your hotel, paid for all the dancing, gotten better service from hotter girls, eaten better food, experienced better night life and generally had a better time.
Still, I'm sure that getting lap dances at No.5 makes sense to somebody out there. Yes, yes, make the "dances over time" argument for me. The economics don't change, it just takes longer. At the end of it it's still only two hours of dancing. C'mon.
Ricks is 20 bucks per dance and its ok for 3 minutes. I rather just pay for a rub and tug somewhere.
Thanks for the great feedback. I was worried that Montreal was going to be unique and it appears as if my fears were correct. Even the dancers in Montreal were complaining about the high price in Vancouver and lack of contact.
Urquell, nice number crunching and I agree that overall Montreal has Vancouver beat - except there's no risk of dying of exposure in a Vancouver winter
I had thought about just going for the full treatment and have read quite a few reviews here. I guess at this time I like the simplicity of the lapdance and the fact that I could try out so many different types of women in a short time, for little money. I also know that with the right dancer there can be more later if you ask for it and they trust you. But the biggest difference seems to be the looks of the girls. I haven't seen many reviews here where the women were rated very high in the looks department and many of the dancers in Montreal that I saw were stunners. That aspect is important to me.
But I'll keep reading and I may find something that really interests me here. I'm very grateful for the help and the fact that so many guys are willing to spend some time writing a review.
Urquell, nice number crunching and I agree that overall Montreal has Vancouver beat - except there's no risk of dying of exposure in a Vancouver winter
I had thought about just going for the full treatment and have read quite a few reviews here. I guess at this time I like the simplicity of the lapdance and the fact that I could try out so many different types of women in a short time, for little money. I also know that with the right dancer there can be more later if you ask for it and they trust you. But the biggest difference seems to be the looks of the girls. I haven't seen many reviews here where the women were rated very high in the looks department and many of the dancers in Montreal that I saw were stunners. That aspect is important to me.
But I'll keep reading and I may find something that really interests me here. I'm very grateful for the help and the fact that so many guys are willing to spend some time writing a review.
Once again, even for Rick's at $20 a dance for 3 dances and the tank of gas it takes you to get there and back, forgetting all other considerations, you could go to a micro for a real session. The economics just don't make sense, value for value. And with the micro you even get a shower afterwards, not just a Kleenex!
Thanks again for the advice. I think it's worth looking into an SP. I'm not sure what a 'micro' is though - but it sounds interesting.Once again, even for Rick's at $20 a dance for 3 dances and the tank of gas it takes you to get there and back, forgetting all other considerations, you could go to a micro for a real session. The economics just don't make sense, value for value. And with the micro you even get a shower afterwards, not just a Kleenex!
Thanks for the great feedback. I was worried that Montreal was going to be unique and it appears as if my fears were correct. Even the dancers in Montreal were complaining about the high price in Vancouver and lack of contact.
Urquell, nice number crunching and I agree that overall Montreal has Vancouver beat - except there's no risk of dying of exposure in a Vancouver winter
I had thought about just going for the full treatment and have read quite a few reviews here. I guess at this time I like the simplicity of the lapdance and the fact that I could try out so many different types of women in a short time, for little money. I also know that with the right dancer there can be more later if you ask for it and they trust you. But the biggest difference seems to be the looks of the girls. I haven't seen many reviews here where the women were rated very high in the looks department and many of the dancers in Montreal that I saw were stunners. That aspect is important to me.
But I'll keep reading and I may find something that really interests me here. I'm very
grateful for the help and the fact that so many guys are willing to spend some time writing a review.
I just got back from my trip to Montreal and have grin on my face from ear to ear! Montreal girls are the hottest in the country, except for my new ATF, a little Mexican girl with big tits and round culo, that was touring Montreal for three months. She has since returned back to Mexico City.
All strippers in Montreal are independent contract workers. Therefore, you can negotiate a special rate with her before you get your lapdance. For example, you don't have to get dances for $15/dance. I got on several occasions, an hour of time for $200.00. And these are full contact dances. Not just a lot of grinding your dick off. I had several girls that were so turned on that you can feel her up anywhere, fondling boobs, kissing nipples, fingering her twat, she grabs and strokes your dick, everything! I had one french girl who gave me a special close-up show where she finger fucked herself right in front of my eyes! I had the Spanish girl so turned on she pulled my dick out of my pants and "fucked" me with just her thong between me and her twat. I mean, how many strippers get so turned on that you can DFK her? She was so wet and came many times while I was with her. (got her number and e-mail in Mexico City, so I can at least keep in contact with her). I had another girl that looked like a school girl (you know, the ones with the glasses), she let me finger her as much as I liked. Of course, she kept on saying that I was a bad boy and that I wasn't supposed to do that, but she never really stopped me. I finally convinced her to rub my dick with her foot. She said she never ever did that and was really turned on by it. Almost near the end of the hour she asked me if I liked anal sex. Kind of shocked me when she said it, but I started to play with her anus. She got pretty turned on by this and so was I. I grabbed her foot and got her to give me a footjob for the last song. This was the first time someone has ever gotten me to jizz in my pants during a lapdance! Amazing stuff.
If you want a tip, don't get dances from girls that are 10's, get dances from girls that are average. They tend to perform better. The 10's tend to be stuck up in their attitudes.
Thanks for the info Island Dude. I didn't realize you could negotiate with the girls in Montreal. Your experience mirrors mine to a certain extent although I didn't push the boundries as much as you did, since I had no idea what you could get away with. But the women were beauties and from everywhere, although I found the true Francais Montreal girls to be the most aggressive and they did seem to be able to get wet on demand!!!
I also agree that, in general, the less attractive ones were the raunchiest but there's still something special about having a naked 10 writhing around on your lap that makes up for the lack of nastiness. I like the idea of being with women that I would never even had a remote chance with in the 'real' world - even when I was much younger and better looking
PS - Doesn't TN stand for Tennessee?
I also agree that, in general, the less attractive ones were the raunchiest but there's still something special about having a naked 10 writhing around on your lap that makes up for the lack of nastiness. I like the idea of being with women that I would never even had a remote chance with in the 'real' world - even when I was much younger and better looking
PS - Doesn't TN stand for Tennessee?
Hey Island Dude
I just got your PM
Sorry..I was on a 10 day trip
Did you go to the places I told you to ?
Best Regards
Smuler
Great info as I am going to the Swamp
Question - is it true that strippers are more liberal outside of Montreal city limits ?
What about Quebec City ?
