The guy's(u use to know) moves I can't argue with but your choice of shows I surely can
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Just to set the record straight, there was a guy I used to see semi-regularly that looked quite a lot like Peter Griffin. No, there wasn't any ass licking and no, there weren't any horses involved. I'm pretty sure I'd remember that if there were. Anyway, this guy was FAT, I mean really fat so naturally he drove the tiniest Toyota on the market.
The first time I was with him, we we're going at it and somehow I got wedged between his belly and the steering wheel with his dick in my mouth. The guy was humping away as best he could and I couldn't breathe. I was sure that I was going to die but luckily he blew and I was able to pry myself free.
I guess it's kind of funny now but at the time I was praying that a piano or something would fall out of the sky and squash the car because there was no way I wanted my life to end by being smothered to death by a fat man.
Anyway, Family Guy rules.