Do some condoms taste yuckier than others?

[tantalizeme]

Why don't I enjoy CBJs as much as many fellow pooners?

I've so far mostly accepted CBJs as a symbolic gesture of an SPs service-mindedness and kept them short (1-2 min max) without really relaxing and enjoying them.

Perhaps the main reason is I find myself worrying that having latex in her mouth, especially for extended periods, couldn't possibly taste good for the SP.

A while back an SP actually said, when I pulled out my own condoms (after she offered the wrong size), "I hope it's not Trojan—they taste terrible." Well, it so happened it was; this seems to be the only brand to make a size that fits.

I can't bring myself to ask for a 10 min CBJ when the condom taste may be making the SP want to throw up: I find my pleasure requires an SPs pleasure, or at least no major discomfort.

So I've been wondering: what's the best way to minimize the yuckiness of latex condoms? Some flavored lube, perhaps? If so, why wouldn't SPs routinely have such a lube ready? Do SPs get latex-taste-tolerant with practice? Do latex condoms taste worst when they are fairly dry and become "tastier" after being bathed in a lady's own pussy juices for a while?

 

[MrPeterNorth]

Or you could just enjoy a BBBJ? There's a concept

They do make flavored condoms these days... banana, strawberry, cherry, vanilla... I know Durex makes them, and I'm sure the rest do as well.

 

[Jodie]

Why don't I enjoy CBJs as much as many fellow pooners?

I've so far mostly accepted CBJs as a symbolic gesture of an SPs service-mindedness and kept them short (1-2 min max) without really relaxing and enjoying them.

Perhaps the main reason is I find myself worrying that having latex in her mouth, especially for extended periods, couldn't possibly taste good for the SP.

A while back an SP actually said, when I pulled out my own condoms (after she offered the wrong size), "I hope it's not Trojan—they taste terrible." Well, it so happened it was; this seems to be the only brand to make a size that fits.

I can't bring myself to ask for a 10 min CBJ when the condom taste may be making the SP want to throw up: I find my pleasure requires an SPs pleasure, or at least no major discomfort.

So I've been wondering: what's the best way to minimize the yuckiness of latex condoms? Some flavored lube, perhaps? If so, why wouldn't SPs routinely have such a lube ready? Do SPs get latex-taste-tolerant with practice? Do latex condoms taste worst when they are fairly dry and become "tastier" after being bathed in a lady's own pussy juices for a while?

Interesting post. Your reasons for not enjoying CBJ are actually kind of sweet

To answer your question, yes, some condoms do have a really strong rubbery taste to them, while others seem to have no taste at all. Trojans are notorious for having a bad latex taste, but I've honestly never found them so bad that it makes me want to throw up.

Flavoured lube can help for some ladies, but personally, I find the artificial flavours so gross that I would much prefer the taste of the latex. I find that after a few minutes I don't really notice the rubber taste anyway - it's more right at the beginning that it's noticeable.

If it concerns you enough that you are not able to relax and enjoy yourself, perhaps try raising the issue by e-mail or phone prior to the appointment and let the lady know that you are concerned with her pleasure as well. This way she can let you know how much of a problem (or not) it is going to be to her, and maybe come up with a solution in advance (such as buying some flavoured lube).

Try not to worry too much; we are good at taking care of ourselves

 

[Katlyn]

too tired to read the replies, just heading to bed after painting all night but wanted to chip in.

Latex tastes DISGUSTING. I tried a cbj with one a couple times and every time I thought I was going to puke, I kept gagging.

Avanti polyeurothane condoms have NO taste, I LOVE them!!

There are some people that have heard they are not good for this biz. They protect against stds but have not done the lengthy human trials that latex has due to costs, etc however the std clinic condones their use, the US FDA has done their own studies that have shown they protect as well as latex, and I have never had a single nurse or doctor express concern that I use Avantis instead of latex, even as an escort.

 

[high-end hottie]

Durex Sensi-Thin in the purple and black box have no taste at all and no residue or greasiness--they're all I use now.

 

[nd1]

... and what about the spermicide/lubricant??

To answer your question, yes, some condoms do have a really strong rubbery taste to them, while others seem to have no taste at all. Trojans are notorious for having a bad latex taste, but I've honestly never found them so bad that it makes me want to throw up.

I was so worried that the ladies might over-dose on spermicide and/or lubricant that I used to bring along my own condoms which are free of them. I guess I should make sure the ones I bring along be Durex Sensi-Thin, as suggested by Hottie above. Any other suggestions?

I actually had a first-hand taste of that gross rubbery flavour not too long ago. I was DATY and... well, I guess either she didn't do such a good washing job or the last fellow spun his wheels really hard (and hot)! One gets used to it after a while, but still it's a distraction.

 

[Good Gloria]

tojans are horrid

My favorites...which I order online from a company in Seattle.
same prices as here.
condom country.

Kimono micro thins
Vivid extra thin
One classic and bigger.
Mega

I still have not found one big enough for the biggest maleness.

the selection we have at your local pharmacy is not impressive.
Durex are about the best one can get.

hope this helps.

 

[tantalizeme]

Your input is appreciated

You're right, MrPeterNorth: all the memorable BJs I’ve enjoyed were BBBJs (kudos especially to Sexy Nina Leone ).

But lots of SPs sensibly have a NOTHING BAREBACK policy. I feel ambivalent myself about the risk/benefit equation here. I’ve actually gone to Rubber Rainbow on Denman to try those flavored condoms you mention; they don’t seem to come in my size.

Reading such informed responses from several of BC’s finest, smartest courtesans is gratifying—I just wish their rates weren’t so stratospheric. And you ladies don't seem to be totally unanimous either.

OK, I’m giving myself a push here to do an experiment. Not being one of those fortunate guys who can reach their pleasure organ with their mouth, I’m going to slip a Trojan Lubricated on a vibrator and stick the thing into my mouth. Here goes…

AAAGH! Tastes terrible, no question.

I also have a LifeStyles Mr. Big, Durex Maximum and Trojan Magnum XL here. LifeStyles Mr. Big has almost no taste I can detect. But it has a distracting way, during action, of rolling itself back toward a possible slip-off.

Durex comes highly recommended by the ladies. I bought Durex Avanti made of polyurethane once. Hopeless. Correct me if I’m wrong—those polyurethane condoms come in a single size and don’t seem to stretch. The other Durex products contain latex, albeit less than other brands.

So next let me put a Durex Maximum on the vibrator. A little greasy on the outside, no unpleasant taste. But it puts me into a supertight squeeze. And for me, too tight a squeeze (from a condom) reliably kills an erection.

So good for all pooners that can use Durex! But for some cursed freaks of nature only a Trojan Magnum XL feels comfortable. So let me test one with my mouth.

Hey, it doesn’t seem to be lubricated much on the outside. It’s certainly not great-tasting, but honestly, I expected it to be worse (which isn't to say it couldn't nauseate women with sensitive taste buds). Wouldn’t want it in my mouth for extended periods, though, that’s for sure.

Let me put a bit of flavored lube on it: purple O’My Natural, recommended by a local sex toy store I consulted. Tastes sort of sticky sweet, not too bad, probably a matter of getting used to it.

I’m starting to gag now; feel like spitting all over the place. Quick, the Kleenex—and where’s mouthwash?....Typing this while gargling the mouthwash, I must say I understand better now why so many of Vancouver’s finest charge $$$$/hr.

So——will I ever be able to relax into extended CBJ sessions without the latex grossing my SPs out? I think I’ll just have to go with Jodie’s advice: be more ruthless and let an SP take care of herself.

Some SPs should be able to handle the Trojan taste, and the others, well, they can signal me to switch quickly to another menu item.

 

[Markl]

You know, I've never enjoyed any BJ of any sort, simply because I think it is degrading towards the lady. The same with any porn, facials just turn me off.

Nothing like slow sensuous sex between two people. Lots of kissing, petting, etc.. at least that is real.

 

[Small pleasures]

Bigger condoms

http://www.artofloving.ca/shop/lubes-safer-safer-c-721_673.html?page=1&sort=2a

I buy bigger condoms at The Art of Loving in Kits (5th/Burrard).

Bigger and thinner for more feeling: Kimino large, but I'm pretty sure they have a couple other big ones too.

Big enough for your monster cock? Taste tolerable? Let us know if you check them out.

PS: Just noticed they have 'Kiss of Mint' by lifestyles. Probably tastes good and maybe even mkes your cock tingle a little like Altoids, the curiously strong breathmint.

 

[Markl]

Speaking as a guy Hubba, I just think guys that get off on BJs feel they are dominant over the lady. I prefer mutual pleasure.

 

[Small pleasures]

Speaking as a guy Hubba, I just think guys that get off on BJs feel they are dominant over the lady. I prefer mutual pleasure.

Hmmm...interesting. This is for sure a personal perspective and can change with the dynamics of the moment.

I've spoken to a lot of women who feel they have ALL the power and control when they have the man's cock in their mouth.

A man tied up begging for release when a women brings him close to orgasm over and over is VERY different from a man pushing a woman's face down on his cock while pulling her hair and jackhammering her mouth.

It's all in how you do it I suppose. If a woman wants to and enjoys giving you oral pleasure and you receive it graciously than no one is really dominant or submissive. Just my opinion.

 

[trackstar]

Tip for the guys, avoid the bubble gum flavoured ones

 

[Lady Companion]

Try trojan grande

I find the magnums with their spermicide or whatever they have on them to be intollerable. For some reason, the grands (in the green box) are just fine.

Flavoured lube could help - but it also may make the situation worse.

Perhaps you could just let your companion know that you require a larger than normal size, and she should be happy to bring along suitable ones which she prefers.



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[MrPeterNorth]

You know, I've never enjoyed any BJ of any sort, simply because I think it is degrading towards the lady. The same with any porn, facials just turn me off.

So let me ask you this - do you feel degraded as a man if you DATY? Or does it turn you on knowing you're giving her pleasure? Probably a redundant question since you seem to be a missionary-only kind of guy... but just throwing that out there.

 

[Markl]

I love giving DATY. It is however, not the same.

A woman is beautiful and their private parts are just as nice. A man's privates are ugh.

 

[Evolve]

I love giving DATY. It is however, not the same.

A woman is beautiful and their private parts are just as nice. A man's privates are ugh.

Oh dear, this is all getting a bit sad. It's too bad that you won't treat women as equals.

 

[Violet]

Latex tastes DISGUSTING. I tried a cbj with one a couple times and every time I thought I was going to puke, I kept gagging.

Avanti polyeurothane condoms have NO taste, I LOVE them!!

IMO, Polyeurothane are some of the worst tasting!! Also, they don't seem to stretch, are difficult to un-roll, & IMO why would anyone want to use them unless they had to because they were allergic to latex? NOT all latex condoms taste bad, & for the ones that do taste bad it is not always the latex itself, (spermicide for example does not taste good, plus it has also been found to be unsafe & unhealthy for the vast majority of people - it may even increase your risk of transmitting/contracting stds).

I guess it just goes to show that we all have our own "tastes" & the best course of action would seem to be to let the SP choose her own condoms. Advance warning that you are extra large in size would help, as contrary to popular belief, not all of us carry around condoms in all sizes all the time. Even then, it still might be a good idea to bring along a couple that you know will fit you comfortably, just in case she doesn't have any that do.

I was so worried that the ladies might over-dose on spermicide and/or lubricant that I used to bring along my own condoms which are free of them. I guess I should make sure the ones I bring along be Durex Sensi-Thin, as suggested by Hottie above. Any other suggestions?

That is thoughtful, but I think most experienced SPs will already have their own perferred brand which they will supply. I think you are too concerned with something that is really not that big of a deal for most SPs, in my experience we are not all going around saying to each other "damn I hate doing CBJ, those condoms are so gross" . Also, in my experience, some of the lubricated ones taste totally fine & not all non-lubed ones taste good. Plus, lubrication is good for both you & the lady in multiple ways, including that it decreases the chances of the condom breaking & it feels better...

You know, I've never enjoyed any BJ of any sort, simply because I think it is degrading towards the lady.

Nothing like slow sensuous sex between two people.

As a woman who very much enjoys performing BJs, I find that statement offensive & condescending. Shouldn't it be up to the woman whether it is degrading or not?? Plus, (I think someone touched on this above), like many things, it is all in the context. A kiss could be humiliating, that does not mean all kissing is. A BJ can be "slow sensuous sex between two people" IMO.

PS: Just noticed they have 'Kiss of Mint' by lifestyles. Probably tastes good and maybe even mkes your cock tingle a little like Altoids, the curiously strong breathmint.

Lifestyles are my favourite condoms, but the Mint ones are revolting! They do not taste like regular mint to me, nor are they "tingly", plus they are dark green & make it look like the guy has an alian penis or something... If you are going to try flavours, I recommend trying something mild & natural-tasting like the Vanilla (which are normal clear in colour). My faves are the Regular Lubricated, the Ultra Sensitive, or the True Fit, & they also have "Large" or "Mr Big" for the largest lads. I find them to all taste totally fine, not like anything really. I find the best way to find/buy unusual sizes, whether large or small, is online. Condom Country is great, you can get made-to-order-sizes by measuring yourself, or try the website of your favourite brand, or many other online condom retailers.

A couple more tips on condoms:
- many women hate the "Studded" or "Ribbed" ones & find them to be painful & chafing.
- there are some SPs who do not permit you to use your own condoms, since they do not know what kind of condition they are in or have heard horror story rumours about angry guys with HIV putting holes in their condoms. (Not saying this is my rule or what I think, just I have heard this rule from several SPs).

So let me ask you this - do you feel degraded as a man if you DATY? Or does it turn you on knowing you're giving her pleasure?

I was just going to say that.

 

[Jodie]

You're right, MrPeterNorth: all the memorable BJs I’ve enjoyed were BBBJs (kudos especially to Sexy Nina Leone ).

But lots of SPs sensibly have a NOTHING BAREBACK policy. I feel ambivalent myself about the risk/benefit equation here. I’ve actually gone to Rubber Rainbow on Denman to try those flavored condoms you mention; they don’t seem to come in my size.

Reading such informed responses from several of BC’s finest, smartest courtesans is gratifying—I just wish their rates weren’t so stratospheric. And you ladies don't seem to be totally unanimous either.

OK, I’m giving myself a push here to do an experiment. Not being one of those fortunate guys who can reach their pleasure organ with their mouth, I’m going to slip a Trojan Lubricated on a vibrator and stick the thing into my mouth. Here goes…

AAAGH! Tastes terrible, no question.

I also have a LifeStyles Mr. Big, Durex Maximum and Trojan Magnum XL here. LifeStyles Mr. Big has almost no taste I can detect. But it has a distracting way, during action, of rolling itself back toward a possible slip-off.

Durex comes highly recommended by the ladies. I bought Durex Avanti made of polyurethane once. Hopeless. Correct me if I’m wrong—those polyurethane condoms come in a single size and don’t seem to stretch. The other Durex products contain latex, albeit less than other brands.

So next let me put a Durex Maximum on the vibrator. A little greasy on the outside, no unpleasant taste. But it puts me into a supertight squeeze. And for me, too tight a squeeze (from a condom) reliably kills an erection.

So good for all pooners that can use Durex! But for some cursed freaks of nature only a Trojan Magnum XL feels comfortable. So let me test one with my mouth.

Hey, it doesn’t seem to be lubricated much on the outside. It’s certainly not great-tasting, but honestly, I expected it to be worse (which isn't to say it couldn't nauseate women with sensitive taste buds). Wouldn’t want it in my mouth for extended periods, though, that’s for sure.

Let me put a bit of flavored lube on it: purple O’My Natural, recommended by a local sex toy store I consulted. Tastes sort of sticky sweet, not too bad, probably a matter of getting used to it.

I’m starting to gag now; feel like spitting all over the place. Quick, the Kleenex—and where’s mouthwash?....Typing this while gargling the mouthwash, I must say I understand better now why so many of Vancouver’s finest charge $$$$/hr.

So——will I ever be able to relax into extended CBJ sessions without the latex grossing my SPs out? I think I’ll just have to go with Jodie’s advice: be more ruthless and let an SP take care of herself.

Some SPs should be able to handle the Trojan taste, and the others, well, they can signal me to switch quickly to another menu item.

Now THAT was funny reading! Please tell me you didn't actually taste test a bunch of condoms

Not to add to the apparent discord here, but Durex Avanti are one of my least favourites when it comes to putting them in my mouth. They don't have a particularly bad taste, but the texture makes me gag - it could almost be described as powdery. Also, I concur with other posters in that they are difficult to put on and do not stretch well.

Re: condoms with spermicide, I never use them, as there is no evidence that they provide any increased protection against STDs, and some evidence that they may increase succeptibility (through irritation to the vaginal lining). I doubt that the run of the mill non-spermicidal lube used on condoms is harmful to ingest in small quantities.

I do think Angel made the best suggestion, especially given all the obvious differences in preference by the SPs who have weighed in on the thread: let the lady know in advance that you are larger than average, and then she can provide her preferred brand if she wishes.

 

[HB40]

OK, I’m giving myself a push here to do an experiment.

I thought I would help and offer one more mans opinion based on experimentation.

Trojans are just yucky

Lifestyles are bland with not much taste at all

Durex was kinda slimy

None of the flavored lubes helped and overall I didn't enjoy the taste of any.

They all pretty much had the same consistency, the ribbed ones seemed to last a little longer, Trojans were the chewiest, the spermicide ones are just gross and the larger sized ones were the easiest to blow bubbles with.

What was the point of this again? I don't even like giving BJ's in the first place.