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looking for class act but fine like wine

I have a client coming into town who is older, like mid 60's, and European.
We have two engagements and a dinner where I need to find him a "companion"
He is not married and does not want someone who will be too young.
Does anybody know of a classy escort over 45 who can spend 4 hrs in public and able to impress with looks and manners.
Other arrangements might be made privately with him and the lady.
I have phoned some agencies but nothing...oh...... one lady said her Mom at $5000.00 dollars.
I didn't follow up to see if she was serious.
Thanks
 

tedsweettangv

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Although nobody ever talks about her this way I bet VV could pull it off. She is in the right age group for what you are looking for, she cleans up really well and although it has been a couple of years since I have seen her, I think would look stunning in an evening dress. She is quite articulate from the couple of times I have seen her. Besides we can take side bets if afterwards she blows the old bugger's pacemaker.
 

Very Veronica

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Does anybody know of a classy escort over 45 who can spend 4 hrs in public and able to impress with looks and manners.
Well i'm not 45 yet but i can behave in public..sorta. Klassy me on the left, Sandi on the right:

 

fatfish

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May 20, 2007
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To The Honorable Mr. BIGGUY45

SIR

I truly never expected to post here again-although I do check back occassionally because I stumbled across some really fine folks here most fortuitously.

This spring, I think, I had the amazing and completely unexpected HONOR of meeting Ms. Very Veronica. (as well as a few of her most wonderful friends). I live in Georgia, in THAT COUNTRY DOWN SOUTH. I just happened to check in tonight after quite some time-weeks-at least.

I am 60, single, and unencumbered. The phrase "CLASS ACT" STOPPED ME". I spent a good deal of time in Vancouver (not nearly enough) this year. I had the unforgettable privilege of time with VERONICA to include the following:

1. Watching fireworks on Canada Day from my room at the Pan Pacific while sharing champagne.
2. A wonderful afternoon of Canada Day Activities, TO INCLUDE VV explaining to me, during a performance, why SNOWBIRD was important, what it meant, and how special Anne Murray was to Canadians, none of which I knew.
3. An afternoon by the pool at the Pan Pacific where I assure you, not because of me, she and I were the feature attraction among many fine guests.
4. Some time together at the Sutton Place during a short visit.
5. Some time at her beautiful downtown place, which I will not mention for obvious reasons.
6. An amazing evening at a downtown club (name eludes me at the moment) followed by a wonderful time at the gorgeous penthouse of Ms. Sandi Laine, a night I will never forget.
7. Wonderful evening meals at several waterfront restaurants, which I cannot name, because she picked them.
8. A lovely afternoon (Sunday, I believe) in the park, watching street performers, etc.
9. One very special evening at a downtown restaurant (classy) which she picked. My specific memory is this-we were on an outside deck, and had to go down some stairs and through the main dining room to leave. At the top of the stairs, I VIVIDLY REMEMBER STOPPING HER, AND SAYING, IF YOU DON'T MIND, JUST HOLD MY ARM CLOSELY BECAUSE IT FEELS VERY NICE TO BE THE MOST ENVIED MAN IN THE PLACE--WHICH SHE DID-AND I WAS.
10. She took me to a wonderful Anthropology Musuem at the university, which I could not have found with a guide. Totem poles, amazing art, history, etc.
11. It would be my privilege to take her anywhere-only reservation-I would not want to disappoint her-and I am not a complete dork.
12. Oh, and I think it is in the review I wrote. Super BBQ place downtown. She picked it. First time we met. She bought dinner. GO FIGURE.
13. I HAD NEVER MET, SEEN OR HEARD OF VV UNTIL THE NIGHT AT THE BBQ JOINT. OF COURSE, I PAID FOR HER TIME, AS, I BELIEVE, IS CUSTOMARY. WHAT A BARGAIN.
14. I must stop remembering. There are others. She took to me to breakfast at a tiny little cafe where the main attraction is to be insulted by the owners. Fantastic.

I quit.

I think what I am trying to say above is-NOT A "WISH IT WAS A ROMANCE" THING. PROFESSIONAL, BUT EXTREMELY FINE.

I will stop here because it is late (1:45 AM) in Valdosta, Ga. I have neither seen nor spoken to Veronica in months. Sure hope to again. If your friend wishes a beautiful, classy, elegant, intelligent, charming, engaging, etc. etc. ad nausem, COMPANION, she is the Lady. Did I mention that I enjoyed my time with her? I did do a review (I guess it was, I think I put it in the wrong place) I would be pleased to respond to any message. One thing. The lady TRULY HAS CLASS, AND I WOULD NOT WISH TO RECOMMEND HER TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD NOT APPRECIATE IT AND TREAT HER AS SUCH.

My honor to comment, sir. Thank you. Would you like any details:D . Oh, the VERY NAUGHTY, VERY NICE thing may apply. None of my business to opine.

Caio

Fatfish
 

Big_Al500

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Please turn off the bold

I have never seen VV but the apparent consensus is as you wrote. I'd say VV is most likely your best match here in Van.

Other than that the only place where you may have been lead down the garden path was with respect to Ann Murray.

This Canadian relates snowbird to people who go south in the winter and a flying team.

To each there own right, some like Marlyn Manson others Ann Murray. Point is She is the last female vocalist that I personally would attribute any sense of Canadiana. I think for every time she has been nominated for a Canadian award she has failed to show yet shows up for an American presentation.
Maybe we need a new Ann Murray thread on this one:D
 

fatfish

Georgia On My Mind
May 20, 2007
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Hello Big_Al500

Thank you for the "turn off the bold comment." I was on a tiny notebook. When I just saw it--wow--I agree, sir.
As to SNOWBIRD, I have heard the "going south reference", and believe it is used pejoratively quite often, but not by me. I hear dumb American call Canadians Snowbirds-why-I dunno. The interpretation given to me by VV was probably her own, was excellent, and I liked it. She may be the only person that interprets it that way, but I like it, and I choose that as my interpretation. It had little, if anything to do with birds or Canadians. I didn't know much about Anne Murry (award thing), I just like her songs. Short story long--very nice lady (VV) and I enjoyed my time with her. Thank you, sir.

Fatfish
 

fatfish

Georgia On My Mind
May 20, 2007
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Mr. Big_al500

Wrong place-wrong time-but I sensed you had a fondness for Ms. Murray and maybe a little disappointment that she might have lost touch with her roots. Not a question, just an observation for comment, if you wish. (and not intended to get political by me). Does not most of the World now conclude that the best thing to do is "put as much distance, as quick as you can, between you and Americans (not individuals, but as a factor in the world)? Down here, we say, "ALWAYS GO HOME WITH THE ONE THAT BRUNG YA TO THE DANCE!"

GOOD DAY, SIR

FATFISH
 
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