Best way to get someone to breakup with you

[LonelyGhost]

1) you dont, you just leave him hanging and tell him nothing... just dont pick up the phone

some guy is just going to think he finally found the perfect woman:
one who doesn't want to talk!

2) belch loudly on the phone. and tell him that you learned as of late that you really dig chicks

bonus! a bi-chick ... many '3-way' fantasies at work!!!

3) warn him ahead of of time that you freak out, and get emotional when you have your period.. and need lots of extra affection

affection = sex. where's the downside?

4) tell him that you give really bad blow jobs.

So does your sister, cousin and best friend, but he still
loves them and you!

 

[kalel]

unless you hang out with guys named zack, slater, and screech it's pretty juvenile to just act like a jackass until she breaks up with you. i think most adults would agree that it's better that you be upfront with what you have to say and cause a little bit of pain now than alot of pain later. i also think the difference between being a boy and a man is making the hard decision to tell somebody something they don't wanna hear (IN A RESPONSIBLE WAY) instead of running away from it and not saying anything at all.

 

[KYG]

This gal is bitchy and constantly want gifts. She's more interested in how much i have and what i own.

Many women are like that. Not many women want to date poor dudes.

 

[georgebushmoron]

Just tell her you've always wanted to experience killing somebody.

 

[LaCreme]

Many women are like that. Not many women want to date poor dudes.

here you have a points!

 

[wilde]

Tell her you are a closet trekkie. Your idea for a romantic evening includes having a candle lit KFC dinner and watching your favourite porn collection. If she doesn't run then you've find yourself a keeper.


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[georgebushmoron]

Tell her you are a closet trekkie. Your idea for a romantic evening includes having a candle lit KFC dinner and watching your favourite porn collection. If she doesn't run then you've find yourself a keeper.


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Fuck, I wouldn't want to have a male friend like that.

 

[jjinvan]

I once had a REALLY hard time dumping a girlfriend. Every time I would tell her that it was over, and I was done with her, etc... and I'd explain why, etc...

Within 2 days she'd get totally drunk and drive over to my house (while drunk) and then have a screaming crying breakdown while pounding on my front door. More than once when I refused to answer the door, she stripped off her clothes and started running around on my lawn. Not really something you want the neighbours to have to put up with, even though she was really hot...

Of course, this would lead to her sleeping over, which would lead to us having sex 4-5 times and then I'd have to break up with her allll over again!

In the end, I just started acting like a total jerk, treating her like crap, not doing anything nice for her, being selfish in bed and treating her like a slave.

After about 2-3 months of that, she finally broke up with me.

She tried to 'get back together' a couple of times over the next year or so, but I just used her for sex a couple of times (making it clear that that is what I was doing) and then she went away again.

 

[littlejimbigher]

I once had a REALLY hard time dumping a girlfriend. Every time I would tell her that it was over, and I was done with her, etc... and I'd explain why, etc...

Within 2 days she'd get totally drunk and drive over to my house (while drunk) and then have a screaming crying breakdown while pounding on my front door. More than once when I refused to answer the door, she stripped off her clothes and started running around on my lawn. Not really something you want the neighbours to have to put up with, even though she was really hot...

Of course, this would lead to her sleeping over, which would lead to us having sex 4-5 times and then I'd have to break up with her allll over again!

In the end, I just started acting like a total jerk, treating her like crap, not doing anything nice for her, being selfish in bed and treating her like a slave.

After about 2-3 months of that, she finally broke up with me.

She tried to 'get back together' a couple of times over the next year or so, but I just used her for sex a couple of times (making it clear that that is what I was doing) and then she went away again.

At least you had hot makeup sex alot.

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

Im not willing to be with some greedy biatch who drains my bank account dry. Well, this gal cost way more than any 500/h SP out there and simply not worth it.

Many women are like that. Not many women want to date poor dudes.

 

[COLONEL ANGUS]

a woman broke up with me cause i told her I liked children.
She asked if I liked children ?
I replied yes I do very much... as long as they are not overcooked..

 

[jjinvan]

At least you had hot makeup sex alot.

It was more like angry sex, which can be good too.

 

[jjinvan]

a woman broke up with me cause i told her I liked children.
She asked if I liked children ?
I replied yes I do very much... as long as they are not overcooked..

You could have replied "yes, but as long as I take my medication they'll let me stay out of jail"

(the above is a JOKE and in no way reflects my opinion of Colonel Angus who I know nothing at all about)

 

[furball8]

Best way?

I'm not sure, just being myself usually works.