That first potato chip.... you know it’s gonna be tasty but when you pop it in your mouth you just can’t stop afterwords. Pretty soon you discover you’ve devoured the entire bag!
This, in short, sums up Mini Barbie (speaking of short she is under 5 feet tall!).
She may be tiny gentlemen, but just remember- dynamite comes in small, shapley and apparently irresistiblly sexy packages.
Go look at her photos.... she’s actually BETTER looking in real life. When was the last time that happened?!
-That ASS...wow... yah-pretty amazeballs!
-I’m not really a student of BOOBAGE but those “aftermarket” tah-tah’s were really quite lovely
-but it’s her FACE that will leave a lasting impression....... we’re talking movie star good looks here (seriously!)
Her SERVICE was as skilled as it was energetic as she was able to fully deploy her youthful exuberance to provide a truly memorable experience.
Her ATTITUDE was laid back, yet engaging. I enjoyed our the ebb and flow of our banter back and forth.
Being that she was so personable led to a satisfying overall experience.
Now for the bad news guys... oh, you knew it was too good to be true:
-She is in love with me! .... well..... she didn’t actually say she was- but I’m just extrapolating this from her acoustical testimony to the ‘tender lovin’ I generously administered onto her.
Yah, so even if she did end up seeing you, it wouldn’t be special like it was between us (sorry lads).
You perberts would just get a filthy, degrading session of sexual depravity from her. You know, just pure sexual debachery (not the gentle, sweet lovemaking we did!)
So yah, in closing... stay the hell away! (She’s Mine, get your own Mini Barbie!)
SNOWPLOW!!!
This, in short, sums up Mini Barbie (speaking of short she is under 5 feet tall!).
She may be tiny gentlemen, but just remember- dynamite comes in small, shapley and apparently irresistiblly sexy packages.
Go look at her photos.... she’s actually BETTER looking in real life. When was the last time that happened?!
-That ASS...wow... yah-pretty amazeballs!
-I’m not really a student of BOOBAGE but those “aftermarket” tah-tah’s were really quite lovely
-but it’s her FACE that will leave a lasting impression....... we’re talking movie star good looks here (seriously!)
Her SERVICE was as skilled as it was energetic as she was able to fully deploy her youthful exuberance to provide a truly memorable experience.
Her ATTITUDE was laid back, yet engaging. I enjoyed our the ebb and flow of our banter back and forth.
Being that she was so personable led to a satisfying overall experience.
Now for the bad news guys... oh, you knew it was too good to be true:
-She is in love with me! .... well..... she didn’t actually say she was- but I’m just extrapolating this from her acoustical testimony to the ‘tender lovin’ I generously administered onto her.
Yah, so even if she did end up seeing you, it wouldn’t be special like it was between us (sorry lads).
You perberts would just get a filthy, degrading session of sexual depravity from her. You know, just pure sexual debachery (not the gentle, sweet lovemaking we did!)
So yah, in closing... stay the hell away! (She’s Mine, get your own Mini Barbie!)
SNOWPLOW!!!
she does sound awesome
