Chinese Translation Please?

aludus

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I'm planning on TOFTT, I usually rely on a translator on my phone for Chinese micros but this time the SP sent me a screenshot. Could someone help me translate what this says?

I understand the 45 min and the 1 hour rates, the rest no so much...

 

DrChou

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Shower, massage, cat bath, boobs nuru, kiss, kiss, hug, 69, ice fire, stocking, age, 45m 160, 1hr 200, 34c, real boobs, young, new girl, name is Apple
 

take8easy

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Can someone please elaborate on what a "cat bath" is?
I could be wrong, but it could possibly mean, washing one's pussy or letting someone else wash/bathe your pussy.



(Edited: Sorry forgot to put a smiley in there.......... as in .. just joking)
 

aludus

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Shower, massage, cat bath, boobs nuru, kiss, kiss, hug, 69, ice fire, stocking, age, 45m 160, 1hr 200, 34c, real boobs, young, new girl, name is Apple
Thanks DrChou!

Do you know what she means bye " ice fire, stocking, age" ?

ice fire??
Stocking? - I'm guessing she'll dress in stockings
Age? - not sure how that fits if she didn't add a # after age
 

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Thanks DrChou!

Do you know what she means bye " ice fire, stocking, age" ?

ice fire??
Stocking? - I'm guessing she'll dress in stockings
Age? - not sure how that fits if she didn't add a # after age
I think ice/fire is when they put ice cold/warm water in their mouth while BBBJ. It feels pretty good..
 

take8easy

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I'm planning on TOFTT, I usually rely on a translator on my phone for Chinese micros but this time the SP sent me a screenshot. Could someone help me translate what this says?

I understand the 45 min and the 1 hour rates, the rest no so much...

From what I could understand: the network is Fido, the message is sent at 4.31 pm/am, The battery is half full

The date is Sept 22nd.
Rate of Apples $ 160 / 45 lbs and $200/ 1 lb

either that or these days Apples are 0.34 ¢ a pound.

:)
 

aludus

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I think ice/fire is when they put ice cold/warm water in their mouth while BBBJ. It feels pretty good..
ok if thats on the menu, i'm def in.

From what I could understand: the network is Fido, the message is sent at 4.31 pm/am, The battery is half full

The date is Sept 22nd.
Rate of Apples $ 160 / 45 lbs and $200/ 1 lb

either that or these days Apples are 0.34 ¢ a pound.

:)
i'd also guess that the apples are pretty big, about the same size as a 34c cup :pound:
 

burcs

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The attempt at humour was lame at best the first time, but now it's just taking up space where people are genuinely asking questions.

Cat bath is when the provider licks the client.. Usually from the chest area down to the privates. It's names this way because of the way cats clean themselves.
 

paprides

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my own translator (on the phone) isn't happy when i paste 2 sentences or too much information, so i cut down the size of the cut and paste to something more manageable.

Takes a few tries, but the message is decoded.
 
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