A Bellboy's Story from a Five Star Hotel

[badbadboy]

http://www.vice.com/read/drugs-and-sex-working-as-a-bellboy-876?utm_source=vicetwitterus

I subscribe to Vice News on my Twitter feed and read this funny anonymous story from a Bellboy at a five star hotel.

We all have our own stories from hotel dates and this story struck a chord about past hotel escapades

 

[Fullhouse]

Gee, what a boring, long story.

Too bad the guy didn't tell us something we didn't already know.

I mean, really, --- some high priced hookers coming to see some filthy rich guests, be they Saudis or any other nationality. Who would have 'thunk' that - that is so shameful.

Drug dealers plying their trade inside some guest's room, and actually sharing some booze with them, not to mention that some also share the hookers with them.
What an un-ethical business practice those dealers exhibit,......... they should have their license revoked........ say what??? ... They don't have a license????

Some unaccompanied ladies checking in, who are horny and want to get laid ---- and are craving for some drugs. ..???... Oh my God, tell me it isn't so, and at the same time tell me what room she is in.

Threesomes checking in, and then walking in on them, while they are prancing around wearing underwear only.... What a shitty hotel, to allow their guests to shed some clothing behind closed doors. I mean,--what would those perverts do in case of a fire or earthquake, --- surely not run out into the hallway with parts of their bodies exposed.

Thank God I don't hear stories like that from bellboys at the places I stay, ..... mind you ..... I've never seen a bellboy at a Motel 6. ..

 

[badbadboy]

Gee, what a boring, long story.

Too bad the guy didn't tell us something we didn't already know.

I mean, really, --- some high priced hookers coming to see some filthy rich guests, be they Saudis or any other nationality. Who would have 'thunk' that - that is so shameful.

Drug dealers plying their trade inside some guest's room, and actually sharing some booze with them, not to mention that some also share the hookers with them.
What an un-ethical business practice those dealers exhibit,......... they should have their license revoked........ say what??? ... They don't have a license????

Some unaccompanied ladies checking in, who are horny and want to get laid ---- and are craving for some drugs. ..???... Oh my God, tell me it isn't so, and at the same time tell me what room she is in.

Threesomes checking in, and then walking in on them, while they are prancing around wearing underwear only.... What a shitty hotel, to allow their guests to shed some clothing behind closed doors. I mean,--what would those perverts do in case of a fire or earthquake, --- surely not run out into the hallway with parts of their bodies exposed.

Thank God I don't hear stories like that from bellboys at the places I stay, ..... mind you ..... I've never seen a bellboy at a Motel 6. ..

So boring it took you six plus paragraphs to get it off your chest?

I look at your signature saying 'laughter is the best medicine'; shouldn't it refer to your sarcasm being suppressed anger? I have yet to read anything of yours that could be construed as humorous.

 

[vancouverman]

with above review by FH.... I won't visit that hotel

 

[Mikehma]

I enjoyed the story, but was hoping the poor guy got laid, or at least a BJ!

 

[Fullhouse]

So boring it took you six plus paragraphs to get it off your chest?

I look at your signature saying 'laughter is the best medicine'; shouldn't it refer to your sarcasm being suppressed anger? I have yet to read anything of yours that could be construed as humorous.

That's the third time you've ridden my ass, so, badbadboy, please accept my most sincere apologies, Sir, for having the audacity to write posts that you may not agree with, or that 'ruffle your feathers'.

How dare a lowly member like me with only 948 posts, write something that the 3rd. ranking member in terms of posts, 5733, may not approve of.

In the future, I will forward the content of all comments I plan to post to you for your personal approval, 'cause I hate to ruin your day by you stumbling onto another post that exhibits sarcasm and suppressed anger.

Keep being miserable, Sir, it suits you well.

Now, I think I'll do a Dickson, but instaed of asking how to delete my account, I'll just stop posting.

 

[badbadboy]

That's the third time you've ridden my ass, so, badbadboy, please accept my most sincere apologies, Sir, for having the audacity to write posts that you may not agree with, or that 'ruffle your feathers'.

How dare a lowly member like me with only 948 posts, write something that the 3rd. ranking member in terms of posts, 5733, may not approve of.

In the future, I will forward the content of all comments I plan to post to you for your personal approval, 'cause I hate to ruin your day by you stumbling onto another post that exhibits sarcasm and suppressed anger.

Keep being miserable, Sir, it suits you well.

Now, I think I'll do a Dickson, but instaed of asking how to delete my account, I'll just stop posting.

I only reply to you in kind. i.e. You toss the first stone. Otherwise, I never read your posts. So the riding your ass comment is purely on you.

If you don't care for the content of a thread, why do you feel compelled to make a smart ass remark? Just move on to something that interests you, right?


I'm happy for you that Motel Six is your preferred accomodation for seeing SP's. It's a lot better than car dates in the station wagon I bet