Run!!!!!!!!!! Don't walk, run away from this one. You guys owe me for this one. I got seduced by the idea of a French Canadian ebony hottie with a nice ass. I don't mind the cock ups from the texting language barrier, I don't even mind the sleeping in for our appointment. I do mind that after she had ample time to count the donation while I was in the shower, she was still texting when I got out and then proceeded to count the money in front of me. Still tried to make the best of it by starting some very gentle foreplay kissing her back and playing with her pussy while she stood in front of me. Had to guide her hand to my dick because I don't think she would have touched it otherwise. After a few minutes of a dry painful hand job I grabbed the lube I brought off the nightstand for her to use. (I had just been using it to stimulate her). She looked like a kid who had a dripping ice cream cone and didn't like the fact that her hands were wet. Worst hj ever. No bj, covered or otherwise. Tried to make the best of it by doing a little lazy doggy staring at her nice ass but it was like having sex with a blow-up doll. Dead. Life less. The only thing that made me realize she was alive was when I looked down and saw my condom-covered dick looking like I had been stabbed. Blood everywhere.
I quietly let her know and went to the shower to clean up. This is maybe a half hour into an hour appointment. I come out of the shower and there's a sorry for starting my period look but no effort or inclination that she's just robbed me of services and money. So I realize I'm no even going to get a shitty hj attempt to solve my blue balls.
Now I don't recall ever doing this but I actually asked for some money back. After a little dickering in half French and half English, I got $ of $$$ back and left with my hardon intact and my psyche bruised.
Did I mention I was a shitty experience. I should know better than to cheat of Eva Pearl. Baby come back! I'm sorry! I'll never see another ebony SP other than you again!