The Un-Hijackable Idle Chatter Thread

[MissRed]

Whetever happened to the lingerie football league? I think we even had a Vancouver team. Seemed inspired. I remember watching a couple of matches last year and thought "holy Sh*****T", these gals can really play football, which made it all the more erotic. I wish I could watch that every Friday night at 1:00am with a nice bottle of rye and some chips 'n dip.

I think naked synchronized swimming would take the cake. You supply the dip and I'll bring the chips, Punt! I'll bring a funnel for your rye. We can share it. I prefer rum but I'd suffer through it for you.

 

[uncleg]

I would like to reenact this scene with you uncleg. You naughty brat!

Ohhhhhh I'm sure you would, but this...................





.......................................is more my style.:eyebrows:

 

[MissRed]

Ohhhhhh I'm sure you would, but this...................





.......................................is more my style.:eyebrows:

Only if you promise to throw vodka on it, light it on fire and lick it off after. Meow!

 

[PuntMeister]

Only if you promise to throw vodka on it, light it on fire and lick it off after. Meow!

Alcohol abuse!

 

[MissRed]

I don't think he would mind! hahahaha
Alcohol abuse off a woman's behind. Could be worse!

 

[uncleg]

IT's OFFICIAL. OUT OF VODKA..........................

 

[MissRed]

Tis the season to be naughty: fa la la la la la la la la
Come and worship my hot totty fa la la la la la la la
Bend on over and spread your legs
Get yourself ready for Christmas pegs
Brush your teeth and comb your hair
trim your nails and lose that spare
Mistress wants to see you bow
On your knees and feel my scowl
Wash my feet and pass the towel..
Get your tongue ready to dry between my legs
Stop your whining and incessant begs
Shiver and shake your soul will feel awake....
When you orgasm I'll have no fakes
Stop your crying, It I cannot take!

Tis the season to be naughty fa la la la la la la la la

I wrote this today with a few of you naughty boys in mind... :eyebrows:

Mistress is a poet and she didn't know it. wink wink

 

[MissingOne]

Only if you promise to throw vodka on it, light it on fire and lick it off after. Meow!

Are you really inviting uncleg to set your bum on fire?!

Maybe I just don't understand ...

 

[MissingOne]

IT's OFFICIAL. OUT OF VODKA..........................

That grey-haired lady is kind of hot!

 

[MissRed]

Are you really inviting uncleg to set your bum on fire?!

Maybe I just don't understand ...

It was a silly joke, in a silly thread. Nothing to get.

Laugh a little, wink wink! It does the body and soul good!

 

[uncleg]

Are you really inviting uncleg to set your bum on fire?!

Maybe I just don't understand ...

Hey, hey..........understand or not, does anybody here question your fetish(s) ? I just went out and got some matches..........

 

[visiting]

 

[MissingOne]

Hey, hey..........understand or not, does anybody here question your fetish(s) ? I just went out and got some matches..........

My fetishes? I don't have fetishes. Well, unless you count all those times that I ...

 

[uncleg]

A Spanking Zone........Yes it is.............

 

[uncleg]

Oops......can't forget the big guy.

 

[visiting]

Oops......can't forget the big guy.

Is it only me or do you see more women wearing red lipstick at this time of the year...... I am starting to think it has something to do with Santa being around Naughty Ladies...


Sanata you really get around!!! .... When I grow up I want to be a Santa.

 

[uncleg]

Santa or the Duke...........?

 

[PuntMeister]

Santa or the Duke...........?

The Duke! Everytime. Spank away, oh western one...

 

[Man in Submission]

Tis the season to be naughty: fa la la la la la la la la
Come and worship my hot totty fa la la la la la la la
Bend on over and spread your legs
Get yourself ready for Christmas pegs
Brush your teeth and comb your hair
trim your nails and lose that spare
Mistress wants to see you bow
On your knees and feel my scowl
Wash my feet and pass the towel..
Get your tongue ready to dry between my legs
Stop your whining and incessant begs
Shiver and shake your soul will feel awake....
When you orgasm I'll have no fakes
Stop your crying, It I cannot take!

Tis the season to be naughty fa la la la la la la la la

I wrote this today with a few of you naughty boys in mind... :eyebrows:

Mistress is a poet and she didn't know it. wink wink

No crying ... that is definitely important!

Nicely done with the poetry Miss Red! :thumb:

 

[VanessaofBC]

This brand spanking new Airbus
340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its
hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of
airtime.

Enter the Arab
flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct
pre-delivery
tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to
delivery
to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi


The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to
the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a
virtually empty aircraft.
Not having read the run-up manuals, they had
no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really
is.


The takeoff warning horn was blaring
away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power.
The
aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not
been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)



Then one of the ADAT crew decided to
pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the
alarm.
This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.
The
computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft
rocketing forward.



The ADAT crew had no idea that this
is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes
on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab
crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power
setting,
so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast
barrier, totalling it.






The extent of injuries to the crew
is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and
elsewhere, because........

Coverage of the story was deemed
insulting to Muslim Arabs.

Finally, the photos are starting to
leak out.

One French Airbus: $200 million
dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary
Unread
Operating Manual: $300
Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall
wins.

PRICELESS!