What do you guys say after sex?

[uncleg]

I got to pee............followed by, " you're still here "??????

 

[luvsdaty]

Do you smell popcorn?

 

[crunkory]

"..Oh hold on a sec babe, let me call my mother."

 

[Fullhouse]

"What time does your husband come home" ??

 

[Cock Throppled]

"Come again?"

 

[Justin Beaver]

"Been a business doing pleasure with you"

 

[superhappyfun]

Depending how it went: "We'll have to do this again some day" or "oh, look at the time..."

 

[crunkory]

no words spoken, I just let out a giant rippin' bout of flatulence that I was holding throughout the session and then pretend it didn't happen. If she smiles, she's a keeper

 

[VanessaofBC]

"Come again?"

Ha ha. That is a common phrase in the US for "please repeat yourself", "beg your pardon", "excuse me".

I use to love using it before the session started while we were talking. Just say it all innocent like during the conversation. It is interesting to see how Canadians react. (Visually, like the look on their face after you say it sometimes is priceless!)

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Damn I better get some more lotion and Kleenex!"

Or the infamous,

"No need for a warm cloth sweetie, I'll just let your dog/cat clean me off."

 

[AA_Train]

Hopefully, not much. Great sex should leave you speechless. :nod:

 

[BORKO]

"Damn I better get some more lotion and Kleenex!"

Or the infamous,

"No need for a warm cloth sweetie, I'll just let your dog/cat clean me off."

Where are you cumming that you need to be cleaned off?

 

[InTheBum]

"Thanks Bitch...now where is my cash?!?"

 

[CJ Tylers]

so... where's my sandwich?

 

[VanessaofBC]

so... where's my sandwich?

ENJOY!!!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

so... where's my bacon sandwich?

...fixed that for ya if you don't mind...

***edit***

sheesh vanessa, yer pretty quick with that bacon image - where do you keep it - on yer desktop? lol

 

[VanessaofBC]

...fixed that for ya if you don't mind...

***edit***

sheesh vanessa, yer pretty quick with that bacon image - where do you keep it - on yer desktop? lol

It comes from my abundant collection of food porn...



Bacon wrapped scallop satays at Glowbal.

 

[Flanders]

I break awkward post-sex silence with "Don't act like your aren't impressed..."

 

[Man in Submission]

After good sex I go home and have a man sandwich and a good seep

Careful with any seepage after sex

 

[uncleg]