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The New Mrs Zuckerberg: Rate her

SFMIKE

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The guy even took off his hoodie, and got into a suit. It appears he did not feel the need to cinch the tie, but at least she got him into a suit. It seems when you are worth around 17-20 Billion you can do pretty much as you please.

The ceremony was even a surprise to the invited guests who thought it was a graduation celebration for the new graduate, Priscilla Chan, just graduated from Medical school at UCSF.

So, in line with the theme of this site, how would the guys rate her for "L"? I will leave the "A" and "S" blank, out of respect for the newlyweds.

I would give her about a 7.5, but maybe bump it up 1/2 a point for having brains to graduate from Medical school.

Never seen her picture?: Google "Mrs Zuckerberg".
 

wilde

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I'll give her a solid 3.14159...;)
 

chuckanut

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since she's worth about 10 billion.... pretty damn fine!!

-chuck
**retired**
 

SFMIKE

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since she's worth about 10 billion.... pretty damn fine!!

-chuck
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Not true. She is only worth what she was worth the day they got married. Should have checked California law.




"It is clear, according to matrimonial law experts, is that whatever Mr. Zuckerberg earned before the marriage is still solely his property afterward.

California is one of fewer than a dozen states that follow community property laws, which specifically outline how property is divided between two spouses (or, in some cases, registered domestic partners).

The rest of the states generally follow equitable division rules, where the court tries to divide assets fairly at divorce. Generally, the rule for community property states that anything that was one spouse’s property before marriage is considered separate. In California, this includes things like dividends from previously owned stock or rent that is collected from an income-producing property owned before the marriage. After marriage, anything either partner earns or acquires is considered community property.

“This means the day after the marriage, whatever anyone earns is co-owned by the marital estate,” said Jo Carrillo, a law professor at the University of California Hastings College of Law in San Francisco".



But, give her some credit. She is now a doctor and she settled for a college dropout.
 

SFMIKE

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Sorry, Oldfart, if you just read what I wrote above your post, you shall understand.

It seems that there are a few on here who only know enough to want to apply BC/Canada law to any situation.

What he owned outright ($18 B?) the day before the wedding, he still owns that much ourright. Future earnings he must share with the new bride.

Why do you think so many Hollywood celebrities marry and divorce so frequently? What was theirs before, is still theirs after the divorce. California law.
 

Oldfart

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Sorry, Oldfart, if you just read what I wrote above your post, you shall understand.

It seems that there are a few on here who only know enough to want to apply BC/Canada law to any situation.

What he owned outright ($18 B?) the day before the wedding, he still owns that much ourright. Future earnings he must share with the new bride.

Why do you think so many Hollywood celebrities marry and divorce so frequently? What was theirs before, is still theirs after the divorce. California law.
The things one learns on PERB...
 

pervirgin

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Seeing as most real men would take substance over beauty, I'd give her a 10. That woman is a med school graduate about to start her residency. Looks fade at some point in life, but like they say "you can't fix stupid".
 

emilioa4

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mmmm kinda ugly in my opinion so I guess I rate her a 4 or 5 at best. If I had 15 billion lying around I would certainly be looking for more.
 

Big Dog Striker

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I think Zuckerberg had a pretty good foundation. Normally, when you're younger your folks would tell you to marry the partner you started with, that gal who was with you when your company was just a start-up and getting rejected by VC's everyday, and NOT the one you met when you were already UP there with 900 Million friends. I'm sure Zuckerberg had his own share of fun times with all the Victoria Secret models thrown at him by partyboy Sean Parker but in the end he married the girl he started with 9 years ago. :nod:

Btw SFMike, I'm sure you're enjoying the terrific ride of being in the hottest real estate market in the US. Already a HOT market injected with steriods lol. Menlo, Palo Alto, San Francisco. And of course, one of the company's to thank is Facebook. Good for you. :cool:
 

jesuschrist

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Why the fuck would you ever get married if you had 15-20 billion???
Exactly. Any man who has that kind of cash should NOT marry. The test of love on a prospective partner should eliminate money as a motive. She can still love and cherish him without the formal entitlements, and so should any woman.
 

jesuschrist

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Seeing as most real men would take substance over beauty, I'd give her a 10. That woman is a med school graduate about to start her residency. Looks fade at some point in life, but like they say "you can't fix stupid".
A 10 for a med school graduate? Sorry but she gets a minus 5 for that.... med types are the most conservative unimaginative boring people next to accountants (who deserve a minus 7). Her education will give her all sorts of "issues" surrounding sex. She's probably a total germaphobe. Imagine getting anal out of her? No way pardner. As a spouse she'd drive a man to the grave with boredom.
 

Edward Lei

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mmmm kinda ugly in my opinion so I guess I rate her a 4 or 5 at best. If I had 15 billion lying around I would certainly be looking for more.
+1

From an Asian's perspective, totally average in the looks department. Facially, average at best and in my eyes, definitely below average. I'm not certain if the OP was asking for a rating her in terms of a "catch" or as in objective beauty. I'm gonna err on the PERB side of things and go with the L ratings because that's the way we roll around here!
 

Very Veronica

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Yep doctors are by far the dirtiest especially surgeons, they are reckless cowboys.

I disagree. All I'll say is some of the most kinky people I've met have been dr's. Men and women.
 
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