Sinse I don't even know what L A S stands for, I'll just add my 02 from the experiences I had this year. OK, New Years 2011, Swixx Solid Gold/ Teasers girl, body 10, face, 6.5, BBBJ, 8, COP (Cum on pussy) 10. Damage? You don't want to know.... lol. It was fun and a hot way to start the new year...
Carmen Legends Massage Edmonton. face and body 10 for sure! Performance, 10! only complaint was no BBBJ even though I tried to offer more. COB 10! Damage $300 true GFE kissing DATTY and all. too bad she's no longer at Legends...
Sierra Starr. Looks, body, face 10! Only complaint was she was a bit paranoid cause she told me some former client from Edmonton was stalking her. So, she wasn't at total ease during the session. Great tanned body, sexy Latin face, great tits, safe GFE... total experience was 8 I would give her. I would repeat. Sounds like she's only working out of Vancouver now though. Damage was $300 GFE I think.
18 year old Courtney
Face was 5 maybe 6. body 9 loved her tiny round heart shape ass! performance 11! She was a freak! This girl really did make me feel like she was my GF... I think she may have been very attracted to me. She would not do BBBJ but licked my shaft up and down with no condom. sex was great, damage was $280 but then she wanted a $60 dollar tip on top of that... It wasn't a demand she get the the tip but more of a Im so worth it! Kind of way. She's no longer on BP any more I dont think.
Foxy (Same agency as Courtney)
Face 7, very young and sexy, body, 5... had bruises on her legs, tits were ehhh.... BBBJ was good, sex was pretty good, she ripped me off 20 bucks... I counted the money up front. $250 was there. She came out of the bathroom after we had sex and told me she was $20 short... Wanted to throw her out but just gave her another $20.00 and told her to leave... She's no longer around either but would not repeat...
Delisa Love I think her name was? 19, very cute but the minute she walked in the door I could tell she didn't want to be there. She sat on the bed, pulled a beer out of her purse, and started drinking... She seemed board, asked way too many questions, then she put on this purple condom on me! It looked so retarde when she gave me a CBJ and I finally told her, this isn't doing anything for me. I asked if she would at least lick my dick up and down with no condom on for an extra $25 bucks and she did and she couldn't even do that very well. Didn't seem to enjoy her self. She had a real nice looking balled pussy but I could smell an oder so I didn't go down on her. We fucked, I came, but she actually stayed the whole hour just talking to me. I was down loading music and she told me some songs she liked. Very sweet girl actually, just way to paranoid about sex. I guess she knows a friend who some guy paid her over a grand to fuck her friend bare back and now her friend has HIV... I would never do any one BB with out a rubber on. She was very cute and too bad she just wasn't really cut out for this biz. She could have been a spinner! Face she was a solid 7, body 7, BJ 4! sex, 6, Damage, $240 I think? She's no longer around either.
Haley from Bod Squad Calgary. I saw her back in 2008 I think it was. She's older now but still pretty. I wont repeat with her. You can tell she's been doing this too long. Nice personality, but $280 and no GFE what so ever. She even kind of of a bit snippy with me during sex. Not even a hug when she left. I emailed Bod Squad and told them my experience was not good. They replied back and said they were sorry bla, bla, bla, Haley always got great reviews from other guys yada yada yada... Face and body, solid 7.5, sex, was 7, attitude, 5...
Taylor from Kate's Escorts Calgary. I saw Taylor way back in 2007. Great body! I mean total centerfold. So I called her up after my disappointment with Hailey. Taylor doesn't do BBBJ or GFE either but she loves her DATY, and I oiled up her nice tanned, toned body and we had a lot of fun. She loves sex and really gets into it. What was fun was I had my lap Top and I had songs playing like Ole Dirty Bastard, Baby I Got Your Money, Ginuwine Ride my Pony, and Dead Mu 5 Sophie Needs a Later and she was ridding me along to the music. body sold 9, face, 6, she's getting older but still hot for a MILF, performance 8. damage was I think $280. Much better then Hailey.
Barbie... Legends... All I'll say about her was, I should have just got a blow up doll... Would have been the same thing... Face she was a 8 for sure, body, a little on the husky side but nice tan, nice natural DD's. No GFE, $280 , performance was 2.... She just lied there looking up at the mirrors.
Ok, I don't want to say her name because she's not an Escort and seems she no longer wants to talk to me now since we did the nasty... Soooo... We will just call her Teasers Waitress...
18 or 19 at the time, sexy face, 7, nice dark tan, at the time decent looking naturals, now there fake, BBBJ was good, little inexperienced but I coached her, sex was very good, DATY was great. Over all solid 9. She text me a month after wards wanting to do it again and a month later I get back to Winnipeg and she tells me she felt bad for doing it, she has a BF and what ever.... She had a BF when we had sex and apparently he know all about it and was cool with it... any way... Ohh yeah... Damage was $800.00... MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
Mariah from Legends. Not bad. sex was pretty decent, would not repeate. no GFE. Damage was $280
Miley Penthouse Edmonton. Very sexy, hot body, nice GFE, no BBBJ but maybe in the future if I see her more often she may include that if she gets to know me better. 69 was hot, sex was really hot, COT (cum on tits) very hot. I would repeat with her. Over all solid 8, 8.5 session.
Yoko I think her name was from BP. Japanese girl. First off not the girl in the picture, so face was a 4! well... give her a 5. Body,, she was skinny, no bones, but not bad, 6. BBBJ for an extra $40! Was very good! She got on top of me and rode me like a champ! She was so horny and wild! That's one thing I notice about Japanese women! They love there sex! Performance was a 8 for sure and I'll give 8.5 for the BBBJ. Damage, $420 because she had to drive all the way from down town to see me and Im like all the way out to the West End Of Edmonton on Town Ship Road.
Dora.... SAME JAPANESE GIRL shows up.... Different agency, different number but same girl... Just did BBBJ and she finished me off with that. Cant remember what I paid her... fucken BP ads....
Celina BP Edmonton. At first I didn't want to see her because she had a picture on her profile and a week or two later I saw that same picture on one of those "Get Laid Tonight" adult sites... But for some resin I text her and after a bit of bickering back and fourth about the picture I found on that site, I really didn't want to see her... Then I called her up and to my delight she was actually really nice over the phone. Went to her Hotel, $330 full GFE, BBBJ, Greek, and she was a knock out! In comparison.... looks sort of like Alyssa Milano actually. She was a bit stoned but that was ok cause she was up for anything! great BBBJ, decent body, not ripped like some of the girls I prefer but decent, over all I give her a 9. She then told me some very secret information that will effect our world... WERE NOT ALONE in the universe... The Men in Black contacted her... And if she's caught talking about this, they threatened to kill her family. True story... Well, from what she told me any way lol...
Roxanne... BP Winnipeg... hmmm... Well, sense she doesn't want to see me cause Im too "cheeky" I'll tell you about her.... Made an appointment. She tells me where she is. I tell her I'll be there for 10PM. I find her place. I text her and wait ten minutes. Don't here back. I call, She answers the phone, Hello? I say to her hey its me. Then I here. Ha ha! Fooled you, you thought you were talking to ME! But your talking to my answering machine! Ok very funny. I leave her a message. Sent her at least five text messages. Its now 10:25... She finally text me back. tells me she will be just a few minutes. Another ten minutes goes by... its now after 10:30... Wait some more.... Now its 11:15... Wait some more... 11:21... I text her and say quit wasting peoples time! And I drove off. I really thought she probably wasn't even at home. I was just sitting out there in my car like a fool. Fifteen mins later I get a text. Where are you?? Its her. She tells me to call her. I call her and say, you cant keep clients waiting like that! I said 10 not 11:30! And that's what time it was by the time I drive away. She begs me to come back... Sooo I turn around and go back. I meet her out side. She apologies and tells me her niece and BF came over or something and what ever. We go up stares... I gave her the money. It was not $330.00. It was $240 cause I put gas in my car after she flaked on me the first time. She was fine with the donation. Face, she looks younger in her BP add but she's very cute. 7.5 in looks. Nice body., Nice ass solid 7.5 there. Great BBBJ. Lots of eye contact and spit action. Puts the rubber on me, rides me good, we switch positions and I get on top of her and fuck her then pull out just before I'm about to cum. Next thing I see she's got blood running down her leg and blood on the condom... She's all embarrassed and she once again apologised... she didn't want me to know she was on her period... I tell her its ok. We finished off with BBBJ and great CIM with lost of flirty eye contact. Over all it was a solid 9 as far as I'm concerned. Nothing hotter then a real cute chick with cum all over her face and loves every minute of it. Text her just before the holidays, don't here back from her and left her a sarcastic text. Txt me the next day and said I was being cheeky and didn't want to see me. Ok fine. Not at all reliable girl. I just wanted to do another BBBJ. She's really good at it!
Wow... I got two or three more girls yet and its 2:30 in the morning... I'll continue this later...
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