T o all Perbs, Pooners, and SP's and the lurkers

[Papa Chongo]

I just wanted to say....

Until I got involved with this sub culture ( is it that? ) I thought I was depraved, undersexed and abnormally horny, it is good to know that I'm not the only one...

and to those who are on here to judge and be negative .... SUCK IT ... or should i say, maybe you need to get it sucked!

hehe, just thought I'd post my thoughts.

GAWD I NEED TO GET LAID, it's been since Saturday!

 

[uncleg]

SATURDAY you say, no pussy since SATURDAY...........................you weenie. It's been damn near seven months for me..................starting to feel like a monk, or at least getting an idea of how a monk feels. If I start feeling like a priest then I'll know I'm in trouble.................

 

[Papa Chongo]

SATURDAY you say, no pussy since SATURDAY...........................you weenie. It's been damn near seven months for me..................starting to feel like a monk, or at least getting an idea of how a monk feels. If I start feeling like a priest then I'll know I'm in trouble.................

ouch, now you've hurt my feelings....

 

[lenny]

SATURDAY you say, no pussy since SATURDAY...........................you weenie. It's been damn near seven months for me..................starting to feel like a monk, or at least getting an idea of how a monk feels. If I start feeling like a priest then I'll know I'm in trouble.................

Five dolla on the LT, luv you short time/10 minutes, what's the problem?

2790 {=3300}

 

[maroonedsailor]

Bless me Father for I have sinned..........

SATURDAY you say, no pussy since SATURDAY...........................you weenie. It's been damn near seven months for me..................starting to feel like a monk, or at least getting an idea of how a monk feels. If I start feeling like a priest then I'll know I'm in trouble.................

 

[uncleg]

Five dolla on the LT, luv you short time/10 minutes, what's the problem?

2790 {=3300}

The memories.................

 

[lenny]

The memories.................

looks good ;

 

[Bad Santa]

SATURDAY you say, no pussy since SATURDAY...........................you weenie. It's been damn near seven months for me..................starting to feel like a monk, or at least getting an idea of how a monk feels. If I start feeling like a priest then I'll know I'm in trouble.................

Wassamatta Uncle G, you want us to take up a collection for ya? Should we put out the hat for Uncle G fellas? 5 dolla here, 5 dolla there, with all the super charitable pooners on here we might collect enough for him by say 2020? Can you hold out that long Uncle G??

Or maybe we can find an SP with a golden heart who'll give the poor old fucker a 'freebie'? LOL!

 

[lenny]

Wassamatta Uncle G, you want us to take up a collection for ya? Should we put out the hat for Uncle G fellas? 5 dolla here, 5 dolla there, with all the super charitable pooners on here we might collect enough for him by say 2020? Can you hold out that long Uncle G??

Or maybe we can find an SP with a golden heart who'll give the poor old fucker a 'freebie'? LOL!

A freebie? As in a free lesson on how to masterbate?

 

[Bad Santa]

A freebie? As in a free lesson on how to masterbate?

After 7 months of no nookie, I'm sure poor old Uncle G doesn't need any lessons on the finer points of polishing his whistle. There's probably no skin left on it! No, no, no, we need a golden hearted gal to perform an act of mercy upon him!

C'mon ladies, I'm sure your tax accountant could find some creative way you could write off this act of 'charity' when you file your income tax return.

 

[Papa Chongo]

How did my thread turn into a telethon for Uncle G.....shheesssh, well, I'm always willing to do my part, I'll pony up 1 green, just for the sake of his sanity! but would like some opportunity to choose his undertaker

 

[Bad Santa]

I just wanted to say....

Until I got involved with this sub culture ( is it that? ) I thought I was depraved, undersexed and abnormally horny, it is good to know that I'm not the only one...

and to those who are on here to judge and be negative .... SUCK IT ... or should i say, maybe you need to get it sucked!

hehe, just thought I'd post my thoughts.

GAWD I NEED TO GET LAID, it's been since Saturday!

How did my thread turn into a telethon for Uncle G.....shheesssh, well, I'm always willing to do my part, I'll pony up 1 green, just for the sake of his sanity! but would like some opportunity to choose his undertaker

Sorry to take your thread slightly off course, Johnny. But I just felt so sorry for poor Uncle G I felt we had to do something for the poor guy!

But yeah, isn't it great to be depraved, undersexed and abnormally horny? What a great 'subculture' to be in. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

 

[uncleg]

Wassamatta Uncle G, you want us to take up a collection for ya? Should we put out the hat for Uncle G fellas? 5 dolla here, 5 dolla there, with all the super charitable pooners on here we might collect enough for him by say 2020? Can you hold out that long Uncle G??

Or maybe we can find an SP with a golden heart who'll give the poor old fucker a 'freebie'? LOL!

Damn, it sure is good of you to offer to take time to organize a fundraiser on my behalf while you are on vacation.....................

.............but from what I hear you made out like a bandit...................so you couldn't fund this yourself ?

A freebie? As in a free lesson on how to masterbate?

Son...............don't laugh you might be..........I've probably forgotten more about how to masturbate then you have yet to learn. What I haven't forgotten is how to spell it................

How did my thread turn into a telethon for Uncle G.....shheesssh, well, I'm always willing to do my part, I'll pony up 1 green, just for the sake of his sanity! but would like some opportunity to choose his undertaker

Well thank you Johnny, I appreciate that.........already puts me out ahead of the last fundraiser I was the subject of...................