Funny typo in an escort's ad.

[chavez]

Just noticed this typo (I'm not sure what she meant to type) contained in the following ad on vancityads. Made me laugh, had to share. I mean I'm used to seeing waist spelled 'waiste' and such in online ads... but the words "pussy" & "death" in the same sentence would turn most pooners off. Not to mention the obviously fake (but very hot) photo.

Post subject: ATHENA-- BLONDE GODDESS GREEK+ PERSIAN

I am your own barbie doll. I pride myself on making you a happy man. Life has too many stresses in life.....once in a while you need to let go and have a good time....WITH ME!!
About me
Age:20
STATS: 32 c cup,
Hair: Long and blonde
Eyes: blue
Skin: Soft, silky, smooth, sunkissed tan, FLAWLESS (great for touching)
Face: Perfect features, No marks or blemishes, FLAWLESS
Pussy: Always clean a fresh to death. Perfect looking. Tight and warm. Clean shaven
Lips: pink and lucious

I've left the phone number off. I'm sure you can find it if you want to.



chavez

 

[bossp1aya]

fresh to death is a common term in hip hop, it's in many songs, even Jay Z says it

 

[dunnochit]

You mean that's a hot body Erin Andrews, considering that is her pic
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[dunnochit]

ohhhh...I thought her name was Athena.

Erin Andrews is a sports reporter for ESPN - Here is the pic
http://tinyurl.com/4nyh43c
If you search for her peephole video, a guy in Omaha drilled a hole in the wall of her hotel room and video taped her in the nude.
Posting the link would cause issues for PERB, so look for it on your own.
Here is the news story though
http://tinyurl.com/4or42w3
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[lenny]

fresh to death is a common term in hip hop, it's in many songs, even Jay Z says it

Does it have any meaning?

 

[dunnochit]

Does it have any meaning?

a term used to describe something that is so good it is inexplainable.
From the Urban Dictionary
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[lenny]

a term used to describe something that is so good it is inexplainable.
From the Urban Dictionary
D

I'm thinking of ecstacy.

 

[chavez]

fresh to death is a common term in hip hop, it's in many songs, even Jay Z says it

chavez isn't as down witt da lingo like the rest of us playa's......fo' real

Get off my lawn you damned kids!

 

[Pillowtalk]

That's the wonderful thing about TinEye - - if the advertiser can find it on the internet to post as "her" picture, TinEye can find it on the internet. http://www.tineye.com/

I'd never even bother contacting someone who failed the TinEye test. That basic lie about how they look means that you can't believe anything else in the advertisement.

Good grief, you don't need tineye for that one. When they posted the ad, they left all the picture info in it. ON vancity you can post image as a link or something from the files as a .jpg attachement. Those come compete with the name of the picture, and for the terminally stupid, the actual name of the person in the picture lol. And there are some terminally stupids posting pics in the ads.


tineye might be helpful on "other" sites besides vancity, fwiw. Just sayin.

 

[dunnochit]

I'm thinking of ecstacy.

And I am thinking it is spelled Ecstasy
JMHO
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[Vancityads]

Good grief, you don't need tineye for that one. When they posted the ad, they left all the picture info in it. ON vancity you can post image as a link or something from the files as a .jpg attachement. Those come compete with the name of the picture, and for the terminally stupid, the actual name of the person in the picture lol. And there are some terminally stupids posting pics in the ads.


tineye might be helpful on "other" sites besides vancity, fwiw. Just sayin.

I deleted her picture and sent her a warning about using fake pic's

 

[Tugela]

I saw on a couple weeks back where that said something about how she was going to de-stress you, but typed it like so "You will leave feeling distressed..."

Well, maybe she was being truthfull!!