Yumiko 9089 (Cypress micro)

majordomo

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I had a last minute cancellation and found myself with a desire for some action with no backup plan. Based on a few reports of decent experiences posted here, I thought I'd give them a try and see how I might fare.

Contact by text didn't work so I called and spoke to an older Chinese lady who was a bit abrupt but spoke good enough English to get an appointment sorted out. I was able to book a session within 30 minutes of calling. Quotes prices of 140/45 and 160/60, pretty standard micro pricing so I assumed that is for SOPAM service (accompanied shower, massage, tongue bath, flip to BBBJ and CFS). So not GFE service by a long shot, but I was pretty revved up already and figured I could make it work but kept my expectations low.

I arrived on time to the Cypress apartment building and got the buzzer number right away. As described by others, the apartment is lightly furnished, the lighting is kept pretty dim, and the smell was cigarette smoke. Not a great start, but I pressed on.

The lady that met me was about 5'7" with a nicely shaped body and B/C cups. She wasn't skinny but also didn't seem to be carrying any unnecessary weight either, so that was a plus. She's definitely not the lady in the pictures and definitely not 24 though, but I wasn't expecting either of those things to be true. Asian ladies seem to age rather well and my guess for Yumiko would be late 30's/early 40's. Her face was vaguely attractive and she seemed cordial at the door, so I decided to stay for the 140/45 session and see how things went.

I was offered a shower which I accepted. I was handed a towel and she started the shower for me and walked away - no accompanied shower, another red flag. At this point I'm resigned to making the best of it, so I jumped in and washed up. I came out to the bedroom (boxspring & matress only) and was told to lie down to start the massage. She took her lingerie off and got my first look at her naked body, and was happy to see her breasts were rather perky and her nipples were quite long. She was sporting a bit of a bush - nothing too crazy but definitely not shaved anywhere, so I knew DATY would likely be off the menu.

The massage was more rubbing and prodding than a real massage. I wasn't expecting RMT service but I was hoping she'd at least keep it sensual. I tried offering some polite feedback on what I liked but she didn't really change up her technique at all. I let that ordeal go on for about 5 minutes before turning around to see if I could get things going, but she told me to put my head back down until she was finished. At this point, things improved a bit - the prodding turned into gentle stroking which was nice, and she started rubbing her breasts along my back and stroking my growing member between my legs.

A few minutes of that and she asked me to flip. She seemed surprised and a bit taken back by my size (I'm not huge, just thicker than average), which is another sign things aren't going to go that well. I made a joke about it and she laughed, and she reached for a condom. I asked her for BBBJ and she complied. She actually had decent skills there for the first two minutes, until she started gagging and spitting into a tissue every minute - supposedly because I was too big. I quickly suggested we get a condom on before her wretching and spitting completely scared my erection away.

After fighting to get her tiny condoms on me (I finally did it myself), we started in missionary and I started slowly because of her earlier reaction to my size. However, Yumiko turned out to have a very loose vagina and I slid in with no effort, but unfortunately also with very little sensation. I tried for a kiss but was rejected immediately. I threw her legs over my shoulders to try and get some friction happening but it didn't help much. She was also doing her best to restrict the depths of my strokes and any time I went deeper than half way in, she would complain. Meanwhile, the whole time she's asking me if I'm going to cum.

I tried a few positions to see if I could find a way to finish, but the constant questioning and lack of friction and any sensuality in the session basically killed my desire to continue. I stopped and told her it wasn't working for me. She seemed unhappy and offered to try an HJ. To be polite, I thought I'd give it one last try. She proceeded to yank on my dick with no skill, all while in a hunched over position that gave me no access to see or touch her body. I tried giving her guidance on on how get me off and asked her to move her position so I could enjoy her body, but either she didn't understand or didn't care. Also, again with the constant stream of "you cum, oh yeah cum".

I stopped her again, thanked her and asked if I could take a shower. I cleaned up as quickly as I could and left even quicker.

Lesson learned - low budget micros are not for me, at all, ever.
 

majordomo

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I've had mostly good experiences in Asian micros in Vancouver and Calgary, but I usually pick well reviewed ladies working with a reputable group and an established track record, and those never offer service at this low a price point.

I suppose it's the same when purchasing anything at a rate much lower than market average - the quality of the product or service may be hit and miss. This was a definite miss for me. The next girl they bring in could be great, so for those willing to roll the dice and bet on a better experience, good luck to you - I hope you fare better than I did.
 

Garry1949

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What we need is a daily rating sheet or even better an honest posting by momasan with accurate pictures.
 

Snagglepuss

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majordomo....wow....that was something....you have talent...that to me, really shows the positive side to this site. Since joining I have to say that the reviews of Naughty Knickers and Leanne were 100% correct in my opinion.....anything else I would add, would only repeat what has already been stated accurately...thank you to all ....WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD REVIEW!..and the part that really saved my ass was the reviews of Jen...knowing what I am like...after a couple libations...etc etc...I would have had the TOFTT attitude....however after reading the reviews and noting that the others were accurate...I was able to do something that is hard for me (no pun intended) use discretion and cancel...she has numerous ads...different photos etc etc...all of the warning signs. If it wasn't for this site, I may have done something I would regret for a long time....I sincerely thank everyone for the honest info. I realize the amount of negative, and I realize we have to take everything into account...good and bad, and the various motivations and agendas people on this site pursue...with that being said, I think we really have something here...and yes I am new, but I can honestly say...this site has helped me considerably! I also agree with the pm from numerous users, that discretion can/and should be considered (easier said than done) and at times, when in doubt... maybe we should just stay home, get some lotion and take the situation in hand......
 

Grinder

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I've recently found this board, and wish I'd have known of its existence months ago. When I began dabbling in "the dark side" I stuck to massage with release. One of my last attempts was with the cypress St ladies. My experience very much mirrored this posters review. Other than I opted for the hand release, no interest in screwing, and it was a hum drum inexperienced jerk off that ended with me taking over. :-(
 

majordomo

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Domo, it's been awhile since I laughed like that. You paint a clear and comical(thankful it wasn't me) picture. This is more than enough for me to stay away. Recently I visited Chantelle at the new gentlemans spa that Allie and hotlips opened. No ghetto mattress. Really awesome place actually. I will post a full revie soon.
Thanks for the tip, Pablo's. Chantelle has always intrigued me and now that she's working at a beautiful spa I will definitely check her out.
 

majordomo

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Oct 8, 2013
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majordomo....wow....that was something....you have talent...that to me, really shows the positive side to this site. Since joining I have to say that the reviews of Naughty Knickers and Leanne were 100% correct in my opinion.....anything else I would add, would only repeat what has already been stated accurately...thank you to all ....WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD REVIEW!..and the part that really saved my ass was the reviews of Jen...knowing what I am like...after a couple libations...etc etc...I would have had the TOFTT attitude....however after reading the reviews and noting that the others were accurate...I was able to do something that is hard for me (no pun intended) use discretion and cancel...she has numerous ads...different photos etc etc...all of the warning signs. If it wasn't for this site, I may have done something I would regret for a long time....I sincerely thank everyone for the honest info. I realize the amount of negative, and I realize we have to take everything into account...good and bad, and the various motivations and agendas people on this site pursue...with that being said, I think we really have something here...and yes I am new, but I can honestly say...this site has helped me considerably! I also agree with the pm from numerous users, that discretion can/and should be considered (easier said than done) and at times, when in doubt... maybe we should just stay home, get some lotion and take the situation in hand......
Happy to help out with intel, Snagglepuss. I wish more members would review as well.

I've recently found this board, and wish I'd have known of its existence months ago. When I began dabbling in "the dark side" I stuck to massage with release. One of my last attempts was with the cypress St ladies. My experience very much mirrored this posters review. Other than I opted for the hand release, no interest in screwing, and it was a hum drum inexperienced jerk off that ended with me taking over. :-(
I see we've got at least one new member who's already contributing info so that's a good start - welcome, Grinder!
 
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