You know you're a PERB when...

[harrymetsally]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!



Feel free to add your own "You know you're a PERB WHEN..."

 

[littlejimbigher]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!
..."

As long as you do not post contact numbers.

 

[owz]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!

but you end up outsourcing the work instead.

 

[sonoman]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!

Donation??

 

[Bartdude]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!

Feel free to add your own "You know you're a PERB WHEN..."

Don't forget the L/A/S and whether or not she was as described

but you end up outsourcing the work instead.

Donation??

She goes to get dressed and you say "but we still have half an hour left"

 

[namssa]

...you had great sex with your wife last night and you thought of posting a review!



Feel free to add your own "You know you're a PERB WHEN..."

How about some contact intel?

 

[Fillup]

harrymetsally. I feel the same way after I have sex with your wife!

 

[Shibarimaster]

But will you repeat?

 

[SFMIKE]

But, did she s... g... c...?

I could not help myself.

 

[wilde]

you see the same topic over and over again.

.

 

[littlejimbigher]

Youknow your a Perb

When you look at every gal you pass and wonder how much?

 

[HB40]

When you look at every gal you pass and wonder how much?

Uh yeah.....pretty sure that that makes you a perV.

 

[harry22]

You Know You're A PERB When...

You blush uncontrollably when an attractive woman at work tells you that she went to the Greek Islands for her honeymoon, and had a great time. (That actually happened to me, BTW.)

 

[Thatotherguy]

Not to burst anyone's bubble, but...

Shouldn't it be "You know you're a PERBert" instead of "You know you're a PERB"? I mean, I kind of doubt that anyone posting in this thread is actually a Pacific Escort Review Board... Sheesh, I would have expected Spermie to jump in to point that out. Instead I'm having to jump in and do his job for him.

 

[HB40]

Sheesh, I would have expected Spermie to jump in to point that out. Instead I'm having to jump in and do his job for him.

Well you are Thatotherguy.

Good point though....but please don't encourage that other guy.

 

[bbybob]

You blush uncontrollably when an attractive woman at work tells you that she went to the Greek Islands for her honeymoon, and had a great time. (That actually happened to me, BTW.)

Where do you work !

 

[harry22]

Just to be clear, she was speaking about the Mediterranean... And (probably) unaware of the perbER definition.

 

[Shiver22]

You need to ice your nipples after a hard day at work.