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LonelyGhost

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Woman Allegedly Beats Husband With Poker

OMAHA, Neb. - An 89-year-old Omaha woman has been charged with first-degree assault for allegedly beating her 88-year-old husband with a fireplace poker, police said.

Lulu and Stanley Bach were arguing at their home Monday when the attack occurred, Sgt. Teresa Negron said. Lulu Bach, who was in jail Tuesday, also was charged with use of a weapon to commit a felony.

Stanley Bach told police that his wife repeatedly hit him on the head with the poker.

Stanley Bach called a rescue squad for himself and was taken to a hospital. Officers at the hospital noticed injuries over his entire body. He remained hospitalized Tuesday.
 

luckydog71

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Maybe he tried to commit suicide. After 50 years with a woman like that he probably thought beating himself to death with a poker was preferable to his current situation.
 

hornydude

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This reminds me of a joke:

Two maried men are chatting one morning at work. The one giy says, "I had the most embarassing freudian slip this morning at breakfast. I asked my wife to pass the breasts when I meant to say pass the milk. Shelaughed it off though."

His co-worker thought about this for a moment and said: "I had a freudian slip this morning, too. I was thinking about my 30 year marriage, and when I meant to say 'Pass the milk' to my wife, I said, 'You bitch, you've ruined my life.'"
 
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