Why I Fantacize About Sex Everytime I Go To Starbucks

[PuntMeister]

Why I Fantacize About Sex Everytime I Go To Starbucks...

When I go to Starbucks, I like to order a Tall, Non-Fat, No Foam, Dark, Extra Hot, Fair Trade, No Whip, Mocha. Recently I started wondering why I kept ordering the same thing all the time. Then I figured it out.

It describes perfectly one of my first SP's

What's in your cuppa? :eyebrows:

 

[Big Dog Striker]

What's in your cuppa?

Caramel Macchiato

Freshly steamed milk with vanilla-flavored syrup, marked with espresso and finished with caramel sauce = SWEET

 

[badbadboy]

Triple Grande Latte.

Can't stand flavourings. Makes me feel queazy afterwards. Straight up espresso shots and milk. :thumb:

 

[jesuschrist]

I don't fantasize about sex at Starbucks because I think that whenever I'm there, and I only go when I'm forced to, I think I'm paying nearly $7.00 for a burnt coffee with cheap pre-made flavourings all the stupid coffee snobs go broke trying to afford.

I fantasize about sex when I order coffee at McDonald's because I see these cute high school girls behind the counter I used to have sex with when I was a lot younger, and now get treated like a dirty old pervert if I speak with the cashier any longer than I absolutely need to.

 

[Flanders]

Have you watched Idiocracy lately?

 

[sevenofnine]

Star bucks girls are usually cute. Its nice to flirt with them sometimes.

Me and a buddy would go before work, and we would order two tall blondes.
One of the girls there kind of thought it was cute.