Which would you choose?

[Ilovethemall]

O.K. Gents,

Here is the question - would you rather...

#1 Have lousy, crappy, boring sex with an extremely hot babe - and by hot I mean whatever your definition of hot is. You do get off but only due to your hard work since she just lays there with a vacant look on her face.

OR

#2 Have amazing, awe inspiring sex with a complete beast - whatever your definition of ugly is.

The only condition is, the lights in the room are on.

 

[Ilovethemall]

Yup

Sure - Both in the room with the lights on and you can only choose one of them!

No duos, no having one of them get off watching you etc. You choose and the other one leaves and you must then perform.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

If I'm allowed to close my eyes, I'll go with #2.
(Please don't tell me that she smells bad too.)

 

[Ilovethemall]

not stinky, just ugly

Nope, let's call the hygiene neutral on both....no tuna stench or other nasty odors.

 

[hitrack]

Only if I can put a bag on #2's head and one on mine in case hers falls off!!!!

 

[jakey_edwards]

Too funny

Only if I can put a bag on #2's head and one on mine in case hers falls off!!!!

ROTFLMAO - I love this guy!!!

 

[Dredger]

Way too funny!!

Only if I can put a bag on #2's head and one on mine in case hers falls off!!!!

hitrack, how do you keep comming up with these one liners, you are way too funny man.

I would take #2, I like it better when she's is in to it.

 

[dirtydan]

I have an old fashion streak in me. I prefer paper instead of plastic when it comes to using shopping bags.