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Whistler69

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I like to play wrestle. She wearin a pair of lululemon pants and bikini top and me in a pair of shorts, I'm getting my ass kicked lightly and erotically with lots of her butt rubbing in my face and body. In the end, the loser gets fucked. Starting with blowjob, and ending with greek if allowed. If she doesn't hava pair of tna lululemon or yoga pants then a tight pair of volleyball shorts would be fine.

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PuntMeister

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I like to play wrestle. She wearin a pair of lululemon pants and bikini top and me in a pair of shorts, I'm getting my ass kicked lightly and erotically with lots of her butt rubbing in my face and body. In the end, the loser gets fucked. Starting with blowjob, and ending with greek if allowed. If she doesn't hava pair of tna lululemon or yoga pants then a tight pair of volleyball shorts would be fine.

Comment on what you think and also whats yours?
HEY, That's my fantasy. Get the fuck out of my fantasy! Oh wait, it's different. In mine she is wearing a raspberry beret. Whew, totally different deal.

-Punt.
 

edmontonsubbie

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HEY, That's my fantasy. Get the fuck out of my fantasy! Oh wait, it's different. In mine she is wearing a raspberry beret. Whew, totally different deal.

-Punt.
Thankfully, you caught yourself in time. It could have been ugly.

Mine involves...........................*insert 20 minutes*......................oops, too late. Nah, what the hell. I found this most intriguing online porn video...involving two gals and a dude. None of them have a beret.

They start out (the girls being "they") with the dude roped up around the ankles and wrists...."they" being in shorts and tops. It goes on for 30 minutes....they move to complete states of undress all the while sitting on the dudes face (alternately) with their kittykats and asses. They are kissing each other like they mean it, looking down now and again on the dude...adjusting themselves so that his oxygen is completely cut off between adjustments. It's fucking hot....but, I'm warped. I fish with hand grenades. How much more warped can you get?

I had a duo once, but it was just with my two roommates and they were cold as we camped out at Terwillegar Park prior to launching our raft in the K Days raft race way back when. We stayed warm. It was fun living with them. I actually turned down another duo during that time...friends are visiting....everyone is drunk....bedtime comes...eddie!...come sleep with us!!! I was too much a prude to say...o.k......I remember it (in amongst many other memories) as simply a lost opportunity. But, nah, not so much. I would have had to wake up with them....and continue living with one of them. Not worth the hassle.

This board, on the other hand, affords plenty of opportunity for the no strings type event that we all fantasize about. Well, maybe not all of us. HB surely has a book's worth of experience....he's a fun guy to hang with.

kindest,

eddie.
 

edmontonsubbie

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lol...no...that looks like just chicks having fun. How boring! Still good stuff and thanks for that site. Kink.com has a pleth of sites....I'm too cheap to subscribe.

cheers,

eddie.
 

uncleg

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Watching eddie wrestle Bad Santa for HB40 while I'm drinking beer and eating suchi off JessicaPRabbit.
 

methodman

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She means it is so quiet in here (because no one wants to hear you say it), that all we can hear is the crickets..
i know you like me nina because i know i like you
 

jim

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Trying to take this out of the ditch:

How about being seduced by a sexy lady in a business suit (Jacket with extreme sexy underthings, black stockings and heels) who will do anything to convince you to sign that contract?
 

Synshine

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no you are wrong. but in my country cricket it mean to eat a womans vagina when it very bushy.
You are in Canada...therefore this is your country..Right?? ..

THEREFORE

* Crickets *

means that your statement was met with utter and absolute silence. However if you want a woman with crickets in her bush I would highly recommend taking a trip up north....but not until the end of May~! I hear the insects go CRAZY in the bush ~~!!
 

Synshine

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She means it is so quiet in here (because no one wants to hear you say it), that all we can hear is the crickets..

Loving you Lady~~!
 

Bad Santa

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Watching eddie wrestle Bad Santa for HB40 while I'm drinking beer and eating suchi off JessicaPRabbit.
I think you've become unglued uncleg, or should I say unhinged??

Whichever, please unimagine that scenario, now.

Unsincerely yours,

BS
 

jim

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I think you've become unglued uncleg, or should I say unhinged??

Whichever, please unimagine that scenario, now.

Unsincerely yours,

BS
Agreed. This is totally wrong:
Watching eddie wrestle Bad Santa for HB40 while I'm drinking beer and eating suchi off JessicaPRabbit.
It would definitely be eddie and HB tricking BS into a 3-some.
 

Bad Santa

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Agreed. This is totally wrong:


It would definitely be eddie and HB tricking BS into a 3-some.
Jim, I've always thought you to be a pretty level headed guy. But you're treading on the thin edge of insanity with that idea.

I've been tricked before by some pretty smart ladies, but I'd have to be catatonic for that scene to play out?!!
 
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