What is it about male hygiene that turns you girls off?

[Fudd]

What is it about male hygiene that turns you girls off? Smelly feet, bad breath,etc. Any bad hygiene stories?

 

[dinobot]

i'm sure everything you mentioned is a turn off ...

 

[DaBoneman]

I have a shower every Saturday night like clockwork. I also make sure that there is at least 15 minutes before my appointment when I have my smoke and shot of tequila to relax, I'm always nervous before a session.

 

[agent_smith]

Re: Re: What is it about male hygiene that turns you girls off?

And use mouthwash if you smoke...kissing a guy who smokes really is like licking an ashtray! Eeeyuck!

It's also better if you're a smoker to have just washed your hair and to wear freshly-washed clothing if possible, and not smoke in it before your appointment. You don't notice it, but to a non-smoking SP like me, it's like walking into a wall when you approach a smoker whose clothing and hair reek of it.

One more thing: if you wear cologne or aftershave, go easy on that stuff. Not all scents appeal to all people and some of us are very fragrance-sensitive. I've known guys to wear so much of that stuff that it made my eyes tear at 40 paces! If you're wearing a fragrance and your SP starts heading towards you, stops suddenly, blinks a lot and looks like she's going to sneeze, chances are, you overdid it!

Actually I think these both applies to all parties. I am a non-smoker and I don't like the taste of it either. I haven't encounter a SP with the perfume thing too bad, but at work some of those girls with the perfume ouchh.. enough to make you think they work elsewhere, I feel for thier kids & partners.

AS

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

What turns me off?

Its been a long time since I had any issues with visitors. Once I had to ask someone to leave because they had holes in their socks/clothes, smelled like BO & had an unkept beard. More than anything, we just didn't click & I thought it was better for him in the end.........why pay that much & get soso service because I was uncomfortable.

Regardless, I ask EVERYONE to shower after we have settled in sipping cocktails.....I have everything you guys need to get freshened up. Numerous body washes, deoderant, mouthwash, toothbrushes, no talc yet! I'll even throw you in the bath & slowly help(as long as you daty!)

My top turn offs are BO, bad breath & wild unkept beards. I don't mind groomed beards. Its common sense really.

Hope this helps.

 

[Vienna]

Sorry to be blunt...but when the gentlemen doesn't actually wash with soap not just water in his bum crack! That makes for a really disturbing session.

 

[hugedman]

body odour (even after a pretend shower-really only a rinse off-like it is so hard to actually wash?) disgusting breathe- hello you have to brush, floss and yes ...brush your tongue as well....and yes I have more stories but they are a little disgusting like some guys actually have smelly genitals.....hello? wash!!!! its pretty easy isn't it??


well thats my rant for the day ....
not like i would ever see the above mentioned more than once but yeah it does happen...and its not fun .....
at all.....sorry but you did ask...

Alexis

I like your honest answers.... thats why I always bathe before seeing a SP or if they ask me if I need to show, I would tell them that I just had a shower but if you feel it is necessary, than I will take one more time...(I am not a witch, I won't melt..hahahaha). I always make sure that I am properly shaved so that it won't hurt he ladies when my face is close to theirs (or while doing LFK/DFK). I usually put on colonge.

Regarding smelly genitals... I feel for the girls..., IMHO, clients/perberts should properly clean their genitals, imagine that when you go down on a girl who has fishy smell..., so if we, gents can't accept that smell, why do the ladies have to take it...?? Please be respectful and courteous...and you will get respects back...

People should blush their tongues too when blushing their teeth...

 

[dbrw42]

I read somewhere that on average, women have better senses of smell than men. So even though you guys think you smell OK, she may be able to smell something on you that you can't. So use lots of soap and water. Actually, I remember first day of Basic Training in the Army the whole platoon being shown how to shower as some people in the past had shown up not knowing how to shower.

As to teeth brushing, make sure to do so a couple of hours before the session, as teeth brushing can cause small micro-cuts in the mouth through which disease can enter and exit the body. These cuts usually heal after a couple of hours.

Shaving is also a good thing, especially for a late night rendezvous. I road-tripped up to Chez Pierre's in Edmonton from Calgary a few months back. I shaved just before leaving, and the lady I got a lap dance from was so amazed that I had shaved that she mentioned it with serious surprise in her voice.

Look at it this way, anything that makes the lady more comfortable will probably improve the session for you.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

I've been almost knocked over on some occasions with smelly men or women walking by me. My advice to them? Dab the evil and foul areas with rubbing alcohol. Works like a dream, is cheap, and keeps the odor producing bacteria at bay for at least 48 hours. Over time with regular applications, the efficiency rate increases up to one week, depending on the individual's response.

 

[wackyboy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What is it about male hygiene that turns you girls off?

I can relate. Worked in an office where one co-worker would have a major asthma attack if anyone fragranced came in,

That could have been me, it happend just before I was going to be fired and the two stresses almost made me have a nervous breakdown.

WB

 

[moonglow]

this is one reason I stopped smoking a long time ago, not to mention the health benefits of stopping

 

[BushPilot]

"Yeah...like use major soap and water down there, and if you're uncircumcised, pull back the foreskin and use the soap and water underneath...nothing more disgusting than smegma..."
-Silkrose

Can any or you even think of a more disgusting word than Smegma? Just the sound of the word makes you feel icky. For god's sake people, pull back the foreskin when you shower. YUCK!

 

[Fudd]

Are circumcised dicks really more cleaner?

 

[BushPilot]

Are circumcised dicks really more cleaner?

Circumsized or not is irrelevant. It's a simple matter of knowing how to bathe and doing it daily, or more if necessary.

 

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Can any or you even think of a more disgusting word than Smegma? Just the sound of the word makes you feel icky. For god's sake people, pull back the foreskin when you shower. YUCK! [/B]

Zeugma sounds similar, but it's an abstract literary device, rather than organic deposits (;