About 4 months ago, I chatted with a lady named Dietta on Lavalife. Her description was very nice and she sounded pleasant over the telephone. We arranged a meeting at a westend apartment that seemed very descent. She wanted me to come up to her room, so I did catiously. While I knocked on her door, a chinese man across the hall opened the door, looked at me and closed the door. He looked kinda gangsta, but looked very surprised to see my character standing there. When the door opened, the girl looked like a druggie so I left.
While in my car, my cell rings and its Dietta claiming that it was her crazy neighbor who opened the door and that she was coming back. She told me to come back up. I asked her who the chinese man was and she got nervous claiming she didn't know what I was talking about. I agreed to meet her if she came down to my car parked outside. I didn't give her my real car description so that I may observe the scene.
I parked outside where I can see through the stariway window of the building and surely enough she appeared. I couldn't really see her face, but she seemed attractive. However, after she came down the stairs, the chinese man appeared in the window coming down too.
She walked out and started looking for me. The chinese man was visible on the inside of the exit door just standing there. He wasn't a very good hider.

The way he was standing looked like he had a concealed weapon. I turned on my car, honked my horn at them and sped off really really fast. I could see them both in my rear view mirror running to their cars, but by then I was long gone.
I made them look like idiots.
That was the last time I would use the chat line. Now I've taken some time off of pooning, got a girlfriend and am starting a new clean chapter in my life.
I hope you were all entertained by my Hollywood-like story.
By the way, where's Trawler's input into all of this?
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