'Twas the week before Christmas ...
and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
To an Austrian city my thoughts would soon bear
Call Legends on speed dial and soon I'd be there
Vienna was nestled all snug in her bed
Visions of naughty stockings danced in my head
I see red lingerie and the time approaches the visit
I look up and see mistletoe then can't wait to begin it
When out of the shower arose such a clatter
I sprang onto the table to see what was the matter
Into the room she flew like a flash
A joyous grand entrance like this makes a splash
She winks and she nods and gets ready to go
The lights she is dimming then on with the show
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an invite to share in an evening of cheer
With a touch of her hands oh so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment why we really do click
More mighty than eagles how boisterous we came
And she whistled, and shouted, and called me by name;
A wink of her eye and a turn of my head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And fulfilled all my longings; then turned with a smirk,
And taking her time from my head to my toes,
And giving a nod, up to new heights we arose;
After flying so high like the launch of a missile
After all her attention, I barely could whistle,
But I heard her exclaim, as I drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
To an Austrian city my thoughts would soon bear
Call Legends on speed dial and soon I'd be there
Vienna was nestled all snug in her bed
Visions of naughty stockings danced in my head
I see red lingerie and the time approaches the visit
I look up and see mistletoe then can't wait to begin it
When out of the shower arose such a clatter
I sprang onto the table to see what was the matter
Into the room she flew like a flash
A joyous grand entrance like this makes a splash
She winks and she nods and gets ready to go
The lights she is dimming then on with the show
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an invite to share in an evening of cheer
With a touch of her hands oh so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment why we really do click
More mighty than eagles how boisterous we came
And she whistled, and shouted, and called me by name;
A wink of her eye and a turn of my head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And fulfilled all my longings; then turned with a smirk,
And taking her time from my head to my toes,
And giving a nod, up to new heights we arose;
After flying so high like the launch of a missile
After all her attention, I barely could whistle,
But I heard her exclaim, as I drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
