Top 10 list of things you never say to a hooker:

[superhead]

#10 I hid all valuables after I called you, & now I can't find my wallet.

#9 I've had better.

#8 What do you mean you won't cook & clean? Your ad said, "I'll do everything the wife won't" !

#7 Did you want me to roll these quarters?

#6 Whew! I am just too tired to drive home now, could you set your alarm for 7?

#5 Shit! My wife is home early from the shooting range!

#4 Is it OK if my mother watches?

#3 Wow! They must have really air-brushed the hell out of your pictures!

#2 Your father must be so proud!


AND THE #1 THING YOU NEVER SAY TO A HOOKER:

#1 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can & will be...

 

[joho]

I can't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing this!

 

[superhead]

I can't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing this!

haha , i never post on here but i hadd to put this up

 

[kld]

Great post, had me lmao, and only your second post. I can only hope the girls find the humor in this and hopefully you can bring more laughs like this to the board.

 

[badbadboy]

It reads like a Letterman top ten list.


Some nights Dave strikes out and I think this was one of them.

 

[Monet]

:clap2::clap2::clap2:
just hilarious!
thanks for sharing.

 

[threepeat]

We could probably make a list of Top 10 Things Not to Say to a John and see how funny that one would be...

 

[Monet]

it is your turn to start now....go for it!

but this could be #1 as well:
#1 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can & will be...

We could probably make a list of Top 10 Things Not to Say to a John and see how funny that one would be...

 

[Monet]

good job! :clap2:

Top 10 things not to say to a cop!:

10. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

4. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.

1. It's a good thing you pulled me over can you help me find my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal and I can't find my baggie...

 

[Monet]

totally agreed, "hooker" is a terribly offensive word and shall be banned here forever.

Ok an Sp wi;; comment now. I have viewed the thread and was going to comment then chose not to.

My view as an SP, the guy is new to the board only 2 posts, if I step out of the box and into the world of "normal society" this would be a bit funny.
I do noy like the term ,hooker, Number 10, 77, 3, and 2, did bother me some what.
But I take no real offence to it as he is new and trying be funny. It is not overly insulting or degrading. So in my books no real harm done.

To the OP, just remeber on thios board we are all equal and respect the ladies please.

 

[HeatherMorgan]

haha @ 7

twoonies are waaaay better. easier to roll too. haha

totally agreed, "hooker" is a terribly offensive word and shall be banned here forever.
Unless you are a rugby fan.

 

[bcneil]

I figure usually woman haters call sp hooker.

The whole point of this thread, was so the OP could use the word hooker in the title.
First post......

 

[popsicle]

okay, so as I've been noticing that that little bitch Donata chaged this whole game, sucky sucky. To the peple that run the game how could u let her lies penitrate? u know we run the world, so let's keep them in there place even though we are better than everybody!

 

[violetblake]

I actually didn't get too offended by the original post (although I didn't find it hilarious) but the reason was that I gave the OP and the following posters who found it funny the benefit of the doubt. I figure most people on this board don't believe the stereotypes about SPs, and therefore it was just meant to poke fun at the stereotypes. If this were posted in the "real world" I would assume the people posting and laughing about it may actually believe that stuff, so I might be a bit offended in that case. I don't think the OP meant harm by it, but I will agree that I'm not a fan of the word "hooker".

 

[AubreyKisses]

There are more flattering words for sure, I didn't find it funny or outstanding in any way and I wasn't entirely offended....just mildly I guess. I just find it to be a pointless post personally and hope the OP doesn't find it so comical because he think its true.

 

[Big Dog Striker]

I don't even use the term SP while " hooker " is taboo for me. :nod:

 

[Hoops]

Top 10 list of things you never say to a hooker:
10. ... but it is inside.

 

[superhead]

lol some of you should loosen up a lil.... u no whats funny, im not a john.

i didnt mean to be offensive , if i was id be offending myself

i thought it was cute and wanted to share

:clap2:

 

[superhead]

Ok an Sp wi;; comment now. I have viewed the thread and was going to comment then chose not to.

My view as an SP, the guy is new to the board only 2 posts, if I step out of the box and into the world of "normal society" this would be a bit funny.
I do noy like the term ,hooker, Number 10, 77, 3, and 2, did bother me some what.
But I take no real offence to it as he is new and trying be funny. It is not overly insulting or degrading. So in my books no real harm done.

To the OP, just remeber on thios board we are all equal and respect the ladies please.

iam a lady

 

[superhead]

There are more flattering words for sure, I didn't find it funny or outstanding in any way and I wasn't entirely offended....just mildly I guess. I just find it to be a pointless post personally and hope the OP doesn't find it so comical because he think its true.

so serious.
k i dont wanna put this out everywhere but im a girl. im not in red cuz im not advertising.
its cute and made me smile

some people on here are way to serious and need to luuuuuuusaaaaaa yaselfs up ha

xoxo