Follow the great advice from others in regards to communicating the experience you want. Don't let ego get in the way if you're uncertain. You wanna have a fun time.
Follow the great advice from others in regards to your personal hygiene and grooming. You should already know how to wash your bum and floss your teeth.
Don't be an asshole and be drunk or high on something and all fucked up.
Ask the provider if she has a preference for beverages. Some women abstain from alcohol or substances.
Picking a Provider and Hotel:
Stick with an established provider who is well reviewed. This cuts almost all the bs out. Use the board resources to find someone if uncertain. "Party friendly" usually is a sign to stay away.
Many reputable providers will require a reputable hotel. The budget Inn along boundary is a not such an example. Feel free to ask a provider if she could recommend a nice hotel.
A hotel will have key access or not. Zero key access means she can meet you right at your room door. Otherwise you'll need to meet her at the elevators or the hotel bar or restaurant.
If meeting at a hotel bar or restaurant, make sure it's open for business. Don't laugh. As of right now, a very highly reviewed restaurant in a high end hotel is temporary closed due to covid for example..
If you're there first (you should be), let her know how to ID you: "I'll be the x gentlemen wearing x shoes with a fedora" (don't you wear a god damn fedora)
Handling the Donation:
The provider usually will give instructions on how to handle the donation. Ask her how she wants the donation present.
First rule is to always have it in an open envelope. Larger denominations. Browns or reds.
Second rule is the donation taken care of right after your greeting hug or kiss.
If meeting in a restaurant or hotel bar, put unsealed envelope it in a small department store bag or a book inside the bag.
If meeting at the hotel room, usually on the table by the door or in the bathroom. Always offer her to "freshen up" after your greeting hug/kiss so she can take care of the donation. You let her know where to find it, or she'll be telling you where to put it, one way or another.
Again, a lot of times the woman will tell you how to handle this.
Some basic tips for the room:
Always have the do not disturb light or door knob card out. Especially true around the times when checkout and check in happening (afternoons) and they cleaning rooms.
Due to covid, make sure your floor is not on the covid cleaning schedule that day if you're doing an afternoon meet with the provider.
Quiet voices always in the entrance up until the bedroom area.
Pooporii or any anti shit smell oils help. Not saying you or your provider gonna lay logs, but the thought counts and many hotel washrooms don't have fans. The last thing you want is to have ED issues because you concerned she gonna be familiar with your GI tract flavor that hasn't cleared the room.
Have a clean towel, new hotel soap in wrapper, hotel shampoo and other toiletries and mouthwash with a clean cup ready for her to freshen up. She most likely will be freshened up and have her own supplies. But always be prepared.
Have the anti slip mat in the tub out and a towel next to the tub/shower. I almost broke my leg slipping, forgetting this important rule.
If you want a polished experience for her, the devil is in the details:
Have easy access to water. Hydration is key. Think of the movie Signs and tone it down by 8 or 9 points, but point is water readily available.
Don't forget the corkscrew or bottle opener.
Have wet wipes and towels ready and close by.
Please don't use Spotify free. Why? People usually don't want to climax to a Subaru ad about 1.99 percentage financing and winter ready symmetrical all-wheel drive. Unless you're a bit fucked up like me and chose to cum at those moments, because life is supposed to be funny. This example actually happened to me.
A humidifier goes a long way. Especially if it's got the funky colours that change. Obviously you dont need one, but if you got one why not?
If you're on a garbage tier mobile provider like freedom mobile or Shaw mobile (same shit different pile), your signal may be minimal in your room.
Your hotel room should be spotless. No pubes in the bathroom. Room service chicken wings bones should not be in the open.
Have fun, I hope you and your provider have a great time.
