This new scam is being pulled on women.

[Massagegirl]

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit.

What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well-endowed young man comes up to the car. With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he pretends to wash the windshield.

While he is doing this, another person opens the back door of your car, taking everything you have in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday...

I couldn't find them on Sunday.

 

[hornydude]

Very good!

I had to read this 2 x to get the joke...guess i should stop drinking so much

 

[maverick73]

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit.

What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well-endowed young man comes up to the car. With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he pretends to wash the windshield.

While he is doing this, another person opens the back door of your car, taking everything you have in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday...

I couldn't find them on Sunday.

That's hilarious! Took me 2 reads to get it too, but it was worth it!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Lucy, you're the funniest.
And I'm very flattered that you think I'm well-endowed.

 

[KYG]

I don't get it.

 

[Kationo]

I don't get it either...?!?!?

Please explain...

 

[Avery]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that at least 25% of the population has no sense of irony, and another 25% has no sense of humour at all.

If the previous three posters are serious, they're living proof of that.

 

[Avery]

Do you get this?

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/AveryAnderson/Fitness.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

 

[KYG]

I get the joke on your fitness picture but I still don't get the original one.

 

[Avery]

Even though she knows she's going to be robbed, she keeps going back so that she can see the naked man!

 

[Massagegirl]

You guys are sooo funny. If I said it was a hot naked woman, you would have got it instantly.

 

[Cock Throppled]

You guys are sooo funny. If I said it was a hot naked woman, you would have got it instantly.

No they wouldn't. They'd ask what street she was on, what time of day she was available and how much she charged to wash the window. Then they'd want to know if we thought she was charging too much and if she was good looking enough to bother driving over to her.

 

[Daytime Owl]

You guys are sooo funny. If I said it was a hot naked woman, you would have got it instantly.

I see what you mean now!!! Very funny Massagegirl. It's also a good way of getting rid of old junk that you longer need. Saves you a trip to the dump site and on the disposal fee too! Won't they be surprise when they try to plug in that leaky radioactive microwave!

 

[Lurker 123]

They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday...

I couldn't find them on Sunday.

Hey Massagegirl,you must be having a great time to see those handsome guys that's why you went be for another dozen times!!!!!!!!!!