The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

[wickedwillie]

Hello fellow Perbites,

Have been lurking under another alias for over 1 year and decided to give back to the board

I will be posting over the next 2 weeks my experiences, of the last 2 yrs
pooning in edmonton

To give you a little background of myself, I am a businessman, 43 yrs old,
average height, average weight for a guy my age (got a small pot belly ) hair is thinning some, so just your everyday smuck
I am not super handsome (just somewhat), and sexy, (just somewhat) like famous SEXYBOY so i must rely on my good personality to get a good experience

I am all times (and I mean all times) act like a gentleman, even if the SP is a bitch and does a 180 after she gets the money, as I feel with some class maybe she will lighten up and still give an average experience. This has served me very well.

I have had alot of luck with normal women (some absolutely beautiful), and still do, as after they talk with me awhile they say they just like being around me.

Why Poon?? Well I don't want a relationship (with canadian women), I love sex, but unfortunely I have only met a few women in my life I could stomach a long term relationship with (happened to be brazilian).
I have lived in alot of foreign countries doing business (Lots of great great pooning ), and was ruined by brazilian women whilst living there 2 years, and have return 6 times since (last trip June 2006). I plan to move there sometime over the next 2 years, and retired by 45 yrs to the beach in Rio de Janiero. I would go now but there is so much money in Oil and Gas now I want to save up alot more money to live large in Rio, so i need occasional experiences here to keep me from going mad

I generally TOFTT, as I find that exiting, not knowing how its going to go, but intent to use this board to see some girls in the upcoming 2007

Here is a quick list of some the girls I have seen in the last 2 years, with more details to follow
By the way my type is slim, hardbodied girls or women. I really love firm tits, so if a girl has more curves (eg.essence ), but really firm tits, I get really turned on by this equally

I don't take older fatties, as I can easily pick up these type of ladies in a bar and actually get a all night PSE and GFE experience with multiple SOG, why pay for something you can get for free with ease

The Good

Samantha - Deja Vu

Georgia - peters palaces

Tara 50th Street
Monica 50th Street
Crystal 50th Street
Alyssa 50th Street

50th Street is by far my favorite studio

Karlee - Fort rd Studio

coral - WRO

chase - rhythm massage

avery - shiatsu on 50th

many repeats in this division

Not So Bad - Not So Good

Essence - Shiatsu on 50th - gave her 3 chances to become my ATF, as she reminded me of those sexy brazilians. Oh well


The Bad


Layla - Deja Vu
Misty or now "Mandy" - karma Sutra
Ashley - Fort rd Studio
Tiffany - Penthouse Massage "worst session in my life"


The Ugly

Hustler Massage

damn most those girls are nasty , and talk about the descriptions they give, the phone girl really needs lazer surgery, I been there like 10 times and never never stayed with one of those girls, usually leave with an upset stomach, and have to burn down to Penthouse massage to look at those hotties to get back to normal





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I have a number of other girls I have stayed with, and need to get
their names before I can post a review


Will start Posting the Total reviews shortly


Bom Dia


Willie

 

[Bare_Facts]

Welcome aboard willie, I (and I'm sure others) look forward to your reviews. Definately agree with you about 50 Street, but I haven't seen any of the ladies you have - we might have to compare notes!

 

[deebrown]

Welcome to the board! Look forward to your reviews/contributions. Great first post by the way!

Cheers.

 

[DinoMartini]

Love your comment about Essence @ Shiatsu WW becuase I too have gone to see her 3 times hoping that something would click because she is so beautiful to me. Maybe if she get's wind of these posts she will take the a hint and kick it up a notch service wise, becuase she has the physical beauty to make her a star.

 

[wickedwillie]

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DinoMartini

how did you put the avatar (photo Dr Evil) in your profile
I am having trouble doing this



willie

 

[wolverine]

DinoMartini

how did you put the avatar (photo Dr Evil) in your profile
I am having trouble doing this



willie

Welcome to perbland!

Unfortunately the admin guy saw fit to disable the Avatar feature a while back but was kind enough to allow people like Dino to keep theirs (but are unable to update them except to remove).

You can still do sig pics though:

 

[wickedwillie]

Essence

Dino Martini

I would like to point out one thing, more than any the other girls I have seen I really like Essence, she is a wondeful person, we really clicked on the talking, and she is the type of person I would just love to take for dinner to chat

BUT


I am going to see her for 1 hour of affection and good times, and can't pay someone $$.5 to talk

The first thing she asked me when I met her the last time was " where have you been" "I haven't seen you in ages" . During the session she proceeded to ask me questions about my life, that, unless she was really listening to me the first 2 times (at least 2 months ago), she never could have asked

So after she took take of wee' willy we had a really good chat where I basically laid everything on the line.
I wanna see her but she needs to open up - let loose a little, her response was she can't act (said in a very nice manner) and she is trying her best
She could see the distressed look on my face, not the answer I wanted, and her reply on the way out as we hugged, was she hopes I will keep her as a regular as I really treat her well and I am a great guy and she will open up slowly over time to a guy like me

Well like I said I really like her, but I can't waste 10 more visits = 2$$$ trying to slowly open her up, if she had progressed on each session it would be different, but its consistently mediocre

I am looking for a ATF to spoil rotten, it would already be her, if she had a personality like Monica at 50th street. Too bad for her she would probably be driving a new car already

So unfortunetly its not a repeat

 

[wickedwillie]

thanks wolfie for info

and truly enjoy your posts

 

[DinoMartini]

Wow WW, we really are on the same wave length regarding Essence as I too would like to be one of her regular clients, but her sessions are always so bland. I know she is trying though because in our last session together she asked me a question that was sexual in nature and was oh so provocative that it did turn up the heat but when I answered her and asked her the same question the heat went away fast because her response made me feel like a deviant for how I answered her in the first place. Commence losing altitude........

Idle chit chat is part of the experience for sure but when she has the little guy in hand I do NOT care to talk about the weather. Lie to me, tell me you love the cock and that I have such a nice one that you can't wait to < > me! It's OK I won't get mad at you. Because when that door closes I want to live in a fantasy world for a while where a beautiful woman attends to my needs and we share a (fabricated) moment of hot naughtiness with the safety in knowing that once it’s over there is no love connection and should we happen to meet in the real world we will not stop and catch up because we really don’t know each other. This is not speed dating we’re talking about here.

But this is why I am so intrigued by Essence because she really is a nice girl who is having difficulty putting on her game face at this point in her SP career.

Also Shiatsu is the perfect sort of studio for me because it is out of the way and the traffic is not too heavy which is huge because years ago I was walking out of a MP just as my (former) employers VP was walking in, talk about an awkward moment!

A session for me is partly about escapism and the combination of Shiatsu’s location and Essence’s beauty make me think I will give her a couple more turns at the plate to see if she can do more than bunt.